Fantasy Fantasy pirates is dead

[RoseAstasia]

“Martini, of course”, they start flicking their tounges in a back and forth pattern.
Razor slowly starts to back away

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“So your gay, your a gay hydra, what the fuck” jack back away slowly again

 

[RoseAstasia]

“Of course”, one head says
“I love rocks”, says the second,
“So do I”, the first chimes in

They look back to jack, “can I have my moisturizer back? It helps with wrinkles”

Razor backs away more

 

[THICCDRAGON]

Jack turns and start sprinting out of the room

 

[RoseAstasia]

The hydra flicks jack with his tail, sending him flying.

Razor starts running, one of the heads trips him with their neck.

 

[JessBeth]

Meanwhile, in the ship, Jessica signs as she is making a new nightgown for sleeping. She feeling lonely but didn’t want to admit it.


Musa is doing a new potions with some new plants and herbs she gather from the island. “Ok, done....now I need to test it....”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

Jack gets up and pulls out his sword “razor do you know how to kill a hydra”

 

[RoseAstasia]

Razor gets up, “Nope. But I don’t think cutting off parts of the body will work”

The Hydra takes a couple steps back, “KILL!?!? NO-NO-NO-NO-NO! I don’t wanna fight! I just want my water back...”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“Well we want the water so it’s either you let us go or you die” jack glares at the hydra

 

[RoseAstasia]

The hydra stops for a second, “you know, you could have just asked for some.. I have plenty more where that cane from, I just want the bottle back... if you take the cap off you can see that it despences one drop at a time. It took forever for me to fix it that way.”

“You have MORE?”, Razor hunches forward

“Well, yeah... Did you really think one bottle of water would last so long when used as a moisturizer..?”

Razor holds his face with both hands, “UUUUUGH...”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“Then show us where you get more water or the bottle gets it”

 

[RoseAstasia]

“Fiiiiine...”, the hydra turns and starts walking down a hallway to the righthand side, “follow me”

Razor scratches his head, “this is not what I expected at all”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“Me either “ jack shrugs and follows

 

[RoseAstasia]

The hydra walks to what appears to be a drinking fountain, “nobody ever expects it to look like this”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“It’s a drinking fountain”

 

[RoseAstasia]

“The fountain of youth”, the hydra turns it on and puts one of its heads under the stream. The head shrinks into nothing and the hydra looks like it never had a second head, “a lot of people wind up drinking out of it and turn into a child due to the amount they drink. The bottle isn’t enough to do that, but a drop wil, get rid of wrinkles.”, it turns its head, “I have cups if you wanna take off a couple decades”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“I don’t think a couple decades will affect me but it will affect him” jack points to razor

 

[RoseAstasia]

Razor nods, “Sounds like a great plan”, he notices another drinking fountain on the opposite side of the hallway, “what’s that?”

“Oh, that’s just the fountain of old. People use it when they made themselves a bit too young.”, The hydra pulls out a Medicine plunger that looks like it could have come from a bottle of cough syrup, “this is so you don’t get too much accidentally”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

Jack pulls out two barrels “mind if I fill these up”

 

[RoseAstasia]

“Of course not, go ahead. But quick question, are those barrels made of wood?”, the hydra smirks

Razor makes two metal drumbs, one marked ‘young’ and the other marked ‘old’. He fills them with corresponding liquids. He grabs a styrofoam cup and takes a drink from the youth water, “oh no...”, he collapses to the ground.

“Ouch... probably should of warned you, when you drink enough to make a big change to your body, the affects of the youth water makes the drinker unconscious for a few minutes while your body reverts...“

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“Yes their made of wood, but what’s gonna happen to him”

 

[RoseAstasia]

“From the looks of it, he will age back a couple decades. Nothing bad will happen though. For the barrels, if you fill them, the wood might grow leaves, or rot. Since it’s made of living material, I don’t know what extent it will happen”

The tree on razors head slowly starts to descend into his head

“Would you like to go to the other room, it is a very strange process to watch when someone reverts”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“I’m pretty sure I’ve seen worse”

 

[RoseAstasia]

Razors face started to look young again. His scars faded from his face.

 

[THICCDRAGON]

Jack dropped the wooden barrels and graves two plastic ones and started to fill one with youth and the other with old