Fantasy Fantasy pirates is dead

[THICCDRAGON]

Jack steps on it “ok take us to the entrance”

 

[RoseAstasia]

“Will do”, Razor makes the platform rise, then glide over to the entrance

 

[THICCDRAGON]

When they land jack goes over to to the castle doors which are at least 15ft tall made of solid metal “these look very secure” jack knocks on one of the doors and it falls over and hits the ground with a loud crash “um ...” jack looked at razor confused

 

[RoseAstasia]

Razor shrugs, “must be old”, Razor looked inside and saw a large room. In the center, there wa a light illuminating a small bottle of liquid, “Well, that’s looks like a trap if anything”, he also notices a large pile of rocks behind it.

 

[THICCDRAGON]

Jack walks in and goes over to the bottle. He takes out a bottle that was kinda the same size “ok I’m gonna Indiana Jones this shit “ he sits there staring at it for a minute then he quickly switches the bottles and listens for a minute “did anything happen”

 

[RoseAstasia]

Razor facepalms, “that probably wasn’t a good idea”

Some of the rocks quickly form into a lizard-like face, “HEEEEEEEY!! That’s miiiiiine!”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

Jack stares at the rocks “what .. the .. fuck .. are .. you”

 

[RoseAstasia]

The rest of the racks form into a four legged body, it does a pose, “I’m a Hydra. You like?”

Razor looks at is questioningly

 

[THICCDRAGON]

Jack looks to razor then the hydra “aren’t you supposed to threatening me or trying to kill me not asking If
I like your looks?”

 

[RoseAstasia]

The Hydra does a little spin, “Nah, I’m totally a Vegan”, it looks to jack, “but I would totally like it if you didn’t touch my special water. It works wonders as a face cream”

Razor’s confusion grows

 

[THICCDRAGON]

Jack just sits there in silence confused as hell staring at the hydra

 

[RoseAstasia]

The hydra licks it’s lips with it’s snake like tounge, “So, are you gonna put it back?”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

Jack looks at him and hides the bottle behind his back “what do you mean it is there see” he points to the bottle that’s there

 

[RoseAstasia]

The hydra looks to the bottle and back to Jack, “that’s totally a different color than it was. And I was right in front of you when you took it”, it licks it’s lips again.

Razor grows steadily more uncomfortable

 

[THICCDRAGON]

Jack starts to slowly back up to the door way “that bottle is the same color as when I walked in”

 

[RoseAstasia]

“No, it was Magenta, that’s plumb. There’s totally a difference.”, it stops him with its tail, “what are you two doing in my castle anyway?”, it squints it’s eyes and smirks, “were you gonna make out?”

Razor gets more uncomfortable

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“What the fuck no, why would you ask that”

 

[RoseAstasia]

The Hydra flicks it’s tounge again and says the word, “Moist”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

Jack looks to razor “you wanna do something here, I’m kinda uncomfortable”

 

[RoseAstasia]

Razor looks at him, “so am I, they just said moist for no reason”

The Hydra walks around jack, “Moist”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“Help” jack says to razor he he looks at the hydra

 

[RoseAstasia]

The hydra flicks it’s tounge

Razor cuts off the Hydra’s head. Two grow back in its place.

both say, “moist”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“Did you forget you can’t kill a hydra like that” jack makes his way over to razor

 

[RoseAstasia]

“For obvious reasons, I have never tried to fight a hydra”, Razor scratches his head.

“I’m moister than an oyster”, one head says,
“Moisturize me”, says the other.

 

[THICCDRAGON]

Jack looks at the hydra “quick question, beer or martini”