Fairy Tail: A Fandom OOC

[Isune]

I...don't even...

 

[Zooks]

Well not that he would complain...
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )


Jk jk xD

Kelica in anything but Spring.


"GAAAAAHHHHHJJJJJHHHHHH!"


Spring:


Blink blink. Weirdly cute and therefore demonic giggle. Forces his head back down under the blankets.


Door opens:


"Hey Keli you o-?"


"F....FFFFFIIINNNEEE FINEfine..."

 

[Zooks]

.....she's such a whoare.....


;-; Siren ain't got nothing on Kelica in Spring

 

[Isune]

Poor Eric. He won't be able to walk, they'll have to put him in the psyche ward after Kelica's finished.


"The darkness....the cold....I have seen death!"


I feel bad for anyone who gets in her path. I just imagine Chris slowly trying to crawl out of his room in minotaur form as a bunch of tree roots start wrapping him up before dragging him back in. Right as he's about to be dragged to his death I just imagine him going "Tell my family, I love them."

 

[Jackaboi]

I...don't even...

Don't worry it won't actually happen...


I think?

Kelica in anything but Spring.
"GAAAAAHHHHHJJJJJHHHHHH!"


Spring:


Blink blink. Weirdly cute and therefore demonic giggle. Forces his head back down under the blankets.


Door opens:


"Hey Keli you o-?"


"F....FFFFFIIINNNEEE FINEfine..."

Eric: "Hears the demonic giggle and gets shoved back under the blankets" Uhh... What is happening right now?

 

[Maki]

.....she's such a whoare.....
;-; Siren ain't got nothing on Kelica in Spring

The siren can actually stick with one mate smh

 

[Jackaboi]

Poor Eric. He won't be able to walk, they'll have to put him in the psyche ward after Kelica's finished.
"The darkness....the cold....I have seen death!"


I feel bad for anyone who gets in her path. I just imagine Chris slowly trying to crawl out of his room in minotaur form as a bunch of tree roots start wrapping him up before dragging him back in. Right as he's about to be dragged to his death I just imagine him going "Tell my family, I love them."

Eric: "Turns the complete opposite direction" I'll prepare the funeral arrangements...

 

[Zooks]

The siren can actually stick with one mate smh

She's faithful... till she kills them

 

[Zooks]

Pfft amateur men...

 

[Maki]

She's faithful... till she kills them

She wouldn't dare kill her sweet mi~zu~ki~

 

[Mykinkaiser]

Pfft amateur men...

Except Emmerich

 

[Isune]

Chris: *slowly manages to crawl out of room still in minotaur form with patches of fur yanked out, a messed up leg, and a broken horn*...I lived...I wish I had died...the horror *Passes out on ground*

 

[Zooks]

Except Emmerich

They are making out like they are going to hell and back....


WHERES THE STAMINA


STAMINA FOR DAYS

 

[Zooks]

Kelica’s eyes only wander when you can't keep up....if she wants more and you pass out, well she'll just find someone who can xD


In other news Noah gunna tap that


@Embaga Elder

 

[Maki]

Bamboozled again.

 

[Jackaboi]

Kelica’s eyes only wander when you can't keep up....if she wants more and you pass out, well she'll just find someone who can xD
In other news Noah gunna tap that


@Embaga Elder

Kelica...


Looking for someone who can keep up with her since the start of spring

 

[Isune]

I imagined something like Kelica dragging Chris back in and using smelling salts to wake him up.


Chris: *snaps awake* Ugh...what's that smell?


Kelica: *tosses away smelling salts and runs hands across broken horn* I'm not finished riding the bull...I want to go all eight seconds and then some.


Chris: I'm going to die tonight...this is how I leave this earth.

 

[Zooks]

Kelica...
Looking for someone who can keep up with her since the start of spring

Spring ends.


"W...w...what happened?... where are all my clothes?"...


Long line of dead/near dead/groaning/whimpering/exhausted men.


Then Emmerich just sitting beside her zero fucks given. "Mornin' sunshine... can we do a Mission today? I'm getting house bound."

 

[Zooks]

Not

I imagined something like Kelica dragging Chris back in and using smelling salts to wake him up.
Chris: *snaps awake* Ugh...what's that smell?


Kelica: *tosses away smelling salts and runs hands across broken horn* I'm not finished riding the bull...I want to go all eight seconds and then some.


Chris: I'm going to die tonight...this is how I leave this earth.

Not the worst death tbh

 

[Isune]

Not
Not the worst death tbh

Yeah, but she broke his horn. I feel like the only way Chris would have the endurance required would be through takeovers. She's a beastie girl anyways xD

 

[purplepanda288]

@Jackaboi quick comment, that whip would start to drain Ayano's Magic the longer she holds onto it. Just letting you know!

 

[purplepanda288]

Not
Not the worst death tbh

Well, a um mans sexual organs can actually snap. And I also makes a loud snapping noise in the process. It could also get a large rash making it die.

 

[Rhodus Prime]

Well, a um mans sexual organs can actually snap. And I also makes a loud snapping noise in the process. It could also get a large rash making it die.

This is accurate

 

[Zooks]

Kelica is actually really easy to control in Spring


Morning:


Force her onto the bed


Go to pound town


Relax after a hard work out.


Cue again midday and night. Every day. For months.


Easy really.


No broken hot rod required

 

[Isune]

Like I said before, Chris needs to use those takeovers. Either that or just lock her up for the entire spring while Chris sneaks in whenever she sleeps to bring her snacks or food. xD