Dunkenstein
Walking Talking Motivational Poster
@SkippyGranola
El Ruidoso de Marad, gracious man was he, patted his new student on the shoulder. It was a bit of a reach, due to his lack of height, but he made it all the same! "It is simple, mi estudiante! You may realize that we stand amongst the corpse of the beast formerly known as Sleghan, Lord of the Depths. He lost that title many years ago when he became a denizen..." dramatic pause for effect, "OF THE EMERALD ENCLAVE!"
The gasp from thousands and thousands of people could be heard from a kilometre away. As a direct result of the sudden intake of air from everyone around, the weak-lunged members of the crowd passed out due to brief suffocation. Luckily, El Ruidoso was both too mighty and too short to be affected.
"Now you may be thinking, 'Magnifico! Let us go to Paragon Square and magically transport ourselves to the Emerald Enclave to do battle with the flying dragons!' But NO! There will be no magical transportation, for you must rely on your strength, your wits, and your SHEER BRASS BALLS to overcome your opponents! We will be going... BY LADDER!"
There was no gasp from the conscious members of the crowd this time. Instead, large amounts of murmuring broke out. By ladder? Was he crazy? Daring? Was El Ruidoso, in fact, insane? Considering that he had already made a habit of suplexing dragons, it was certainly possible! But there was no time for deliberation, for El Ruidoso de Marad's mouth was open! He was speaking!
"Finally, a dragon is but simple sport for ones such as you and I, mi estudiante! You may be wondering then, 'why must we go to the flying island by ladder if the dragons are no sport?' That is because I, El Ruidoso de Marad, and you..." uh oh, El Ruidoso hadn't learned the guy's name, or if he did, he hadn't been paying attention, "mi estudiante, will be fighting, the island, ITSELF!"
The crowd metaphorically exploded.
"WHUT? I CAN'T BUHLIEVE IT! EL RUIDOSO IS CHALLENGING AN ENTIRE FLOATING ISLAND TO A BATTLE!"
"Has he gone nuts? Is he insane? Is there nothing El Ruidoso can't do?"
"I don't know Michael, but don't go away! We'll be right back with more Wednesday Night Wrestling after the break!"
Faereach State Building - Ruined Plaza Crater Slash Impromptu Dragon Grave
El Ruidoso de Marad, gracious man was he, patted his new student on the shoulder. It was a bit of a reach, due to his lack of height, but he made it all the same! "It is simple, mi estudiante! You may realize that we stand amongst the corpse of the beast formerly known as Sleghan, Lord of the Depths. He lost that title many years ago when he became a denizen..." dramatic pause for effect, "OF THE EMERALD ENCLAVE!"
The gasp from thousands and thousands of people could be heard from a kilometre away. As a direct result of the sudden intake of air from everyone around, the weak-lunged members of the crowd passed out due to brief suffocation. Luckily, El Ruidoso was both too mighty and too short to be affected.
"Now you may be thinking, 'Magnifico! Let us go to Paragon Square and magically transport ourselves to the Emerald Enclave to do battle with the flying dragons!' But NO! There will be no magical transportation, for you must rely on your strength, your wits, and your SHEER BRASS BALLS to overcome your opponents! We will be going... BY LADDER!"
There was no gasp from the conscious members of the crowd this time. Instead, large amounts of murmuring broke out. By ladder? Was he crazy? Daring? Was El Ruidoso, in fact, insane? Considering that he had already made a habit of suplexing dragons, it was certainly possible! But there was no time for deliberation, for El Ruidoso de Marad's mouth was open! He was speaking!
"Finally, a dragon is but simple sport for ones such as you and I, mi estudiante! You may be wondering then, 'why must we go to the flying island by ladder if the dragons are no sport?' That is because I, El Ruidoso de Marad, and you..." uh oh, El Ruidoso hadn't learned the guy's name, or if he did, he hadn't been paying attention, "mi estudiante, will be fighting, the island, ITSELF!"
The crowd metaphorically exploded.
"WHUT? I CAN'T BUHLIEVE IT! EL RUIDOSO IS CHALLENGING AN ENTIRE FLOATING ISLAND TO A BATTLE!"
"Has he gone nuts? Is he insane? Is there nothing El Ruidoso can't do?"
"I don't know Michael, but don't go away! We'll be right back with more Wednesday Night Wrestling after the break!"
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