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Johnson shrugged, keeping the gun lowered. He didn't much care for all of the flexing. "Never share a foxhole with a hero", the saying went. Still, outwardly, he seemed to roll with it.

"Anything to get to Yogi Bear."

He said, shaking his head at Epsilo and Sans. The Boy from earlier, who had made the stupid decision to try to order anyone with a melee weapon to go first, despite the close quarters making friendly fire more likely, called them all idiots, even Johnson. The marine made a "cut it out" motion to the kid. If he pissed these things off, they could likely kill off a good chunk of this disorganized crapshoot of a group.

"Let's get going!"

He growled, motioning for the Manotaurs to go ahead and move it.

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Frank raised an eyebrow at Dipper’s insistence they were on the right track - to Frank, it sure didn’t look like it - but he simply nodded. Like he had said, Dipper is probably their best navigator - and, even if they do get lost, the Gravity Falls Weirdness Grid, or whatever it was called, would put them right back where they were. He put his Yellow Juice bottle away, but kept his hands ready to reach for his weapons (or, more importantly, his camera), just in case he needed to.

Frank and his fellow spelunkers began to once again follow Dipper’s lead, at which time Kazuma responded to Frank’s inquiry about Darkness:

"Why yes, Frank. Yes she does." He answered, completely matter-of-fact. "She has problems."

Jeez. Frank’s face washed over with bewilderment - he had never met anyone who was into this kind of thing before. To each their own, Frank thought, but in Darkness’ case, it seemed to go way further than just an ordinary... fascination. At least, though, he couldn’t say it was the weirdest thing he had heard of - the things that the people at Willamette did and talked about would have made Darkness look PG by comparison.

Frank didn’t think he minded much, anyway.

Yeesh. I mean, it kind of seemed like more to her than a... thrill, you know?” Frank replied, again trying to whisper quietly enough so that Darkness wouldn’t be able to hear him.

"Guys, it'd be best if we didn't let Darkness try to take the Multi-Bear on her own. She won't even try to hit it. She'd just try to fulfill her weird fantasies."

Uh... W-well, hopefully that doesn’t happen.” Frank stammered, trying not to think of the grotesque scene that would unfold if that situation actually became reality. “Besides, uh, look at those soldiers over there. I bet everyone’s got an itchy trigger finger. Once we find it, I think everyone’s gonna try and get their piece.” Frank said, speaking in his normal voice this time.

Hey, anyway, Darkness, you said you were a Crusader, right?” Frank continued. “Doesn’t that mean you’re some kind of... sword specialist?” Frank didn’t think he should explain how he came to that conclusion - obviously, Crusader classes are the sword specialists in video games back at home, but judging at how people didn’t know what a camera was, he thought they wouldn’t know what that was either. If Darkness was, then she should have no problem with the bear.

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Upon basking in the overwhelming presence of the Manotaurs, Frank’s face began to glow. Gleefully, he reached for his camera and began snapping as many pictures as he could of them - not only were their hulking figures unmissable, but the fact that they were never-before-seen creatures meant they were a vital stepping stone on the road to Scoopville.

... Yes! Oh, this is what I was waiting for! This story’s gonna be - “ Frank began, but was hushed by the Drill Sergeant. He managed a sheepish “sorry”, yet had to stop taking photos as one of them approached. Frank began to worry for a brief moment - he was about to reach inside of his jacket, ready to pull out his weapon...

“WE HAVE A TRUE MAN IN OUR MIDST!!”

...until the Manotaurs claimed the Drill Sergeant as their own. Fine by Frank - the Sergeant seemed like he had just given the crew a free ticket to the Multi-Bear, if their “Leadertaur” was going to let them.

Their sheer beefiness made Frank feel a little bit insecure about the few extra pounds he had put on, though, making Frank look at his stomach and the unfortunate lack of a six-pack. He’d been meaning to go to the gym. Really.​
 
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The Shadman couldn't help but fucking laugh at the site of Manotaurs praising this Jonhson guy, this is ridiculous and he loves it, maybe they can help the crew take one of the Multi-Bears claws? Maybe they'll make his job a lot easier for him, hoping that Johnson keeps entertaining these buff ass dudes because it's kinda hilarious seeing these hard tough manotaurs revel in Johnson's manliness, he's a sergeant for a reason but Shad does wonder who exactly is Leaderaur, he can't exactly recall hearing or seeing a character with that name, it's not like he can remember every Gravity Falls episode there is, who has time and the memory to do that? Anyway, let's just hope that Johnson doesn't get us in trouble with all this manliness nonsense but he doubts anything bad will happen.

They have to hurry getting the Multi-Bears claws though, he knows this isn't a race to whoever might get their materials first but Shadman doesn't want to keep Stan and Ford waiting and the other crew might have finished their own mission and is probably just waiting for them to get the claws already but judging by how scary those gnomes are from what he remembers, the other team are probably in more danger than Dipper's team, nothing too bad seems to happening right now which is good, he might've been lucky choosing to go to the cave instead of the forest, what wacky misadventures are Mabel and her crew going through, making Shadman pretty curious about what their current situation is.​
 


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    "Depends, stranger. Maybe we can go home without either of us wanting to rip each other to shreds, that would be great. Sarah eyed John and frowned "Let's get going before we get left behind even more."

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    After finally taking the long route, Sarah and John Finally were able to catch up with the big beefy Minators and took a breath as both of them were near the back of the group.

    "...."

    Sarah didn't say anything as the man up front was giving orders.

    She just looked over at John and nodded.

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The Sweater Squad and me came across the gnomes. Short, bearded humanoids who seem to have a fondness for bathing in squirrels. Several of our members expressed disgust. I shrugged, not really knowing why. Sure, they bathed in squirrels, but who wouldn’t want cute little critters to brush their fur against one’s skin? Well, maybe not bath in said squirrels as my memories told me it wasn’t healthy, but just gather a bunch of them in your arms and lay down in grass.

Unfortunately, any attempts at peaceful negotiations were ruined when the small creature with head tentacles shot ink at them. The urge to slam my head against the small creature, now named Fool, grew to agonizing proportions. Why, why would one shoot a projectile, even if it was just ink, at a naked creature? The gnome told us he might have given one, but because none of us were their queen and had shot at them, there was no chance. After this Fool needed a talking to.

And with a snap of his finger after getting dressed, dozens more gnomes appeared. The message was clear, get the fuck out or suffer.

I sighed. Peace was shot out and I needed to get back to Mars to up brimstone up Hayden’s ass so rushing pass them was a non-option given the amount. Well, I know how to handle this. I cracked my knuckles, grabbed the nearest one, and punted it up into the sky with a foot before diving right into the group to rinse and repeat. Oh, don’t worry, I doubt they’ll die, they’ll just receive debilitating injuries, but still alive. That what counts, right?

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Miguel continued to walk through the woods and, as they approached a clearing, he looked over into it and managed to see the disturbing site. He could only assume that this being, who appeared to be bathing in squirrels, was one of the gnomes of which they had spoken of earlier. Gasping at the site, he gave a disturbed loo and looked away.

"Um..." he began. He noticed some other bring out their weapons and and he took a step back before he turned to Callie and flinched at the site of her gun, only for it to go off and rain ink down upon the group. Some splashed into his hair and onto his shirt but, before he could try an wipe it off, his attention turned back to the gnomes as they spoke once more and, even after Mabel stating that they needed a crystal, were refusing to give them one because of the way they had shot and something about not being their queen. He froze and cringed as the gnomes began to surround them, keeping his eyes on the small, bearded, human-like creatures.


"Come now, fellas, lets be reasonable here..." he said, trying to talk some sense into them and not cause a fight. Before he knew it, a giant, robotic-being began kicking gnomes. The blonde Spaniard continued to stand there, wondering what he could even do if a fight did break out.



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Oh... damn... this guy... you suppose he was sorta.. tough for just telling the... rippling hoof beasts to step aside. You were far too respectful to their... their ART of muscular theatre to do that!! But you still wouldn’t admit that this guy was manlier than you!! Never!!

You growl again, this time trying to intimidate them... aaaaand also maybe challenging them... you flex even more, really looking.. well... really muscular. This is some jojos bizarre adventures level muscle right here. No frills, no fat, only sheer toned rippling M U S C L E.


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You knew that.. well.. the manotaurs would probably try to stop the group from going forward. All you could do, was prepare to fight back. In the only way you knew how of course. MUSCULAR THEATRE!!

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"...Usually I would say that we should try to carry these ourselves, but we don't exactly have opposable..."

The equine's blabbing was not pleasing to Julie. Well sure, it made sense, she just didn't like to get ordered around. Maybe it was the wording, the usage of imperatives, 'will', 'should', 'use', or perhaps it was just her voice itself, just something about the mix was bothering her, deeply.

"thumbs, just say thumbs.", the cat thought to herself, rolling her eyes. But of course, it wouldn't have been this easy...

"Those things that two-legged creatures have. I think Starswirl the Bearded once told me that there was a word for it..."

"Oh, you gotta be kidding me. Just.say.thumbs!", her right ear had twitched in clear annoyance. Stupid dumb pony creature.

"hands... opposable thumbs on a hand! Yes, that's what I meant to say."

"Yes! Hallelujah, you're now 10% less dumb. ...What did I do to deserve this??", the Siamese facepaw-ed in a mix of exasperation and just sheer disbelief.

Mental note: Equines are not very clever. At least the rest of it hadn't been as pointless. With the mention of bringing some of the crystals along to use their powers, Julie had purred in agreement, the potential for chaos of these things already running wild through her mind:

"Now that's an idea I can get behind~!", the cat-Youkai clapped her front paws together, standing in her hind legs for a moment, "What should we do? Carefully pick one up with our mouths?"

Before she could have gotten an answer, however, a new member had joined their group of stragglers and it was quite difficult to not be jealous... It was a cat that still had hands! Nevermind that a humanoid small cat was quite odd, but hands! To open doors, and press buttons and grab objects!! Huh, why did they get to keep those while she was stuck with paws? Nu-uh fair trade for everybody, at least give her the ability to summon fire back...

Jealousy aside, having actual useful appendages meant that this other cat could simply just pick up some crystals and store them away. Problem solved! Or so she had thought, until talk of digging and taking back the reeeeally huge crystal at the center had started up. The robot, that she had barely seen approach, and the new cat seemed very eager to do so. Julie had been ready to just sit back and let them do it, when the midnight pony had spoken up again.

W-wait a minute! She's not thinking what it seemed like she was thinking, was she?

"I hope you're not including me on that plan of yours...", she had a mortified look on her face, tail swishing nervously, "I'm not digging in the dirt! It's hard enough that I'm standing on it, me, a high-class urban city lady! My beautiful creme fur will get all dusty!"

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"I disagree Luna. You and the Felines are all agility based fighters. Increasing the mass of a biological being slows them down too much for the increase in strength. Not to mention how likely it is that you will break a leg and will have to be put down. As I am mostly Machine, I do not have such drawbacks."
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Sir Benedict Cucumberpatch

Benedict approached the gnomes, “Ah...yes, the gnomes, I doubt if you remember me.” Benedict then shot into the sky as Josh handed him his megaphone. “ATTENTION SWEATER SQUAD, DEADLY FORCE IS NOW-“ Benedict then looked down at the gnomes everywhere, “Ah” Benedict said, “I feel a bit...generous, I’ll set my pistol to stun.” Benedict said, “Josh, remember to put on your helmet, time to...eliminate the threat.” Benedict sprinted into the action, got into shooting formation, and started shooting.​
 
The Manotaurs all gazed down at Sans with confused expressions, their brows quirking as they watched the skeleton attempt to show off.

"This one is not manly! He is made of nothing but bone, and has no ABS OR PECKS!" The head manotaur shouted, which caused the all his fellow manotaurs to cheer loudly and flex even more.

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"I HAVE FISTS FOR NIPPLES!!!!" One particular manotaur shouted among his brethren, before raising his arms and flexing, showing off that he in fact does have
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It was then that they noticed Epislo flexing among them thanks to his shoulder tap. The manotaurs watched him for a moment, before grinning and cheering loudly once
again. One grabbed him by the arm and lifted him up off the ground with ease, shaking him a bit mid-air. "We have not one, but TWO men who walk among us!" He shouted, which just resulted in more cheering and flexing among the manotaurs. The sounds of their cheers and manly screams were all that could be heard throughout the caves, and Epsilo was soon unceremoniously dropped onto his feet in the process. One of them would glance down to Nemu and point at her, letting out a laugh. "HAH! You lack a Y chromosome!" He replied, which didn't really answer her question, but it got everyone riled back up as more cheering and flexing ensued.

The screaming would continue until Kazuma shouted and called them all idiots, to which they all grunted and turned their heads to look at him. The head of them furrowed his brows and approached him, while the others began to whisper amongst themselves quietly. His fists were balled up as he glared down at the teen, and his eye even had a slight twitch in it. He was silent for a moment, before he brought one large, hulking arm down upon his wrist. His hand, which was more than likely crushed by the beasts', was gripped tightly inside the manotaurs as he repeated what he did to Epsilo moments ago.


"LOOK AT THIS ONE!" He shouted finally, continuing once he grabbed his fellows manotaurs' attention. "He is soft and pale and has smooth skin! Like a tall baby!" He shouted, which prompted all the other manotaurs to burst into a fit of laughter, slapping each other on the back as they began to make jokes and comments at the expense of Kazuma's un-manly appearance. The slapping soon evolved into punching from there, and then one tackled the other and before long it was an all out brawl between the manotaurs. This continued for a hot minute, until Dipper cleared his throat to get their attention. The manotaurs soon stopped and looked around for a moment, confused.

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"Aren't you gonna take us to your Leaderaur or whatever?" Dipper asked as he glanced up towards the manotaurs, clearly annoyed by their antics.

"Oh, uh... right." The head manotaur said before standing up and brushing himself off. Turning to the group, he declared, "Follow me, manly ones, not so manly ones, and the hairless baby!" He shouted, motioning for you all to follow him and his fellow beasts deeper into the cave. The trip itself wasn't too hard, though you had to avoid the occasional stray bone or pool of blood. Eventually, you made your way to a well lit area, where the head of the manotaurs stopped you all.

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Three of the manotaurs dropped to their knees, while the other three began to use their heads as makeshift drums, using bones which came from God knows what as drumsticks against their skulls. "Behold our leader... LEADERAUR!!" The head shouted, revealing from the shadows....

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Old, frail man.

"Greetings, trav--"

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CRUNCH!!!

Before the poor old manotaur could even finish his sentence, he was suddenly eaten by a much, much larger beast than even the manotaurs themselves. A giant, black bull head came down and bit him with his massive teeth alone. Sounds of screaming could be heard as the elder was pulled upwards and slurped down into his mouth, becoming swallowed whole soon after.

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The creature then moved backwards to sit down in his throne and sat down. Leaning forward, he asked, "You. Why you wish to kill multibear? Do you all wish to be man?"

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--Hiryu Kakogawa--
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Hiryu was mow glad he didn't speak up, considering what had happened to the poor young man who had tried to basically snap everyone back to reality. The young man was not only insulted, but now suffered a great pain on his wrist and his hand. Hopefully it's not his sword hand but his 'sword' hand...Confusing innuendos aside, Dipper had quelled the Manotaurs to lead them to their leader, the Leadertaur.

At first, Hiryu thought this leader was but an elder. However, he was bamboozled once more when a large, masculine black bull straight up devoured the elder before sitting in it's throne, asking for the reason as to why they want to kill the Multibear. If this Leadertaur is like the other Manotaurs, then manliness is the key to his heart.

"We wish to slay Multibear for three reasons alone." Hiryu spoke up, walking ahead. "To bask in the glory of hunting the beast, to bring honor to our families and bring fear to our enemies, and most importantly..." He paused, shooting a glare to that black bull of a Leadertaur. "To become men that could rule the world." He lied about most of those. The only real reason as to why they're hunting the beast is to obtain it's claw and bring it to the basement dwelling mechanic so he could sent them all home. Nothing more, nothing less.

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Orbeck of Vinheim
Status: Currently Convincing Gnomes

As suspected, the Gnomes took that squid girls actions to heart and are now preparing to restrain us. It might be inevitable for there to be a confrontation, but there might be a chance he can make an exchange.
"Gnomes, I do humbly apologize for my friend's...aggressive behavior" Glancing at the squid girl "However you must understand our predicament. We were sent here, to this town not of our own free will and are in need of a crystal in order to egress from here. Some of them may have families, loved ones, or duties os some sort." he clears his throat before moving on. "however, I am a sorcerer, one with knowledge of the arts of sorcery. I will be able to teach you spells in exchange for the largest of your crystals."


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588751However, no matter how much Dipper wanted to avoid it, their group attracted the attention of the so-called manotaurs, although they didn’t seem interested in attacking them. They soon began showing off their statures, comparing them to the hunters’. The small, robed boy clearly wanted nothing to do with any of them, considering how quickly he moved to avoid detection, not that it worked, considering how quickly he was spotted and insulted by the manotaurs. Scias looked at the group of posing, flexing men, and then glanced down at himself. The people of this Clan would doubtless not consider him highly.

Because of the two particularly “manly” members of their group, they were still granted audience with whom they called their Leadertaur, and a council was quickly called. Scias hardly blinked as the ancient manotaur was devoured. It seemed that these sorts of sacrifices existed everywhere; still, it was a crude form of execution. Scias didn’t say anything to the Leadertaur’s question, doubting that he would be interested in their plight to return to their homes.

At the black-haired man’s speech, Scias looked between him and the Leadertaur. This man was far more slender than the manotaurs, and the people that they’d seemed to respect. Bold speech and charisma was only effective on people who valued those traits, which this Clan seemingly did not.


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You... you just... make this unbelievably wide, toothy from at their attention. THEY EVEN PICKED YOU UP BY THE ARM!! You felt... incredibly honored to receive such words from such glorious muscle beasts!! Once they drop you back down, two dents are left in the stone floor where your feet touch the ground. This proves that one, you’re incredibly heavy because of all your M U S C L E. And two, the manotaurs are incredibly STRONG to be able to pick you up! You almost feel tingly with pride and joy, as you put your hands on your hips, flexing your arms proudly!!

As the manotaurs lead the group, you have this much prouder walk!! You weren’t bunched over or tensed up, you were proud, mighty, and looked very, very STRONG!! You hold your chin up high as you approach a gathering of many manotaurs... and.. their leader...

He was... incredibly small.. frail... like a gold blood with a fatal case of void rot.. you were about to speak when-

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A massive, hoof beast maw, came down, and devoured the small manotaur whole, before questioning the group. All you can say is..

“.... that’s the most metal fucking muscle beast I’ve ever seen.”

You stare up at it in awe, inspired, motivated even!!!

“He’s like.... his honorable tyranny, in the flesh.... as a glorious... rippling...”

You inhale slowly.. as if overcame by... something...

“M U S C L E B E A S T...”

... you obviously weren’t acting like yourself.

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Shadman can't help but just keep giggling like a schoolgirl at the situation with all these manly manotaurs, who came up with this shit? He rubbed his face after witnessing one of the manotaurs show off his nipple fists, he even announced it loud and proud despite how flat out weird it is, even for Gravity Falls standards. He eventually looked at them again, still trying to hold in his chuckles as one of his groupmates, the troll to be more specific, started flexing along with the manotaurs, catching their attention while Shad just watched in pure awe, this was surely a sight to behold. He'd record this as a video if he had a camera or maybe tell his friends about this if he ever manages to get back home. This is just fucking amazing to him, he's glad he decided to go with Dipper's group. They're even mocking that Kazuma guy but he's glad that these manotaurs didn't bother him since that would surely ruin his mood. He's just glad he's watching this unfold.

"Aren't you gonna take us to your Leaderaur or whatever?"

Oh fuck, Shad almost forgot why he was here. Right, they were trying to find the Multi-Bears claws to fix the portal or something. Might as well get this over with because this manliness bullshit will get old quick. The head manotaur eventually guided the group with a loud shout, calling Kazuma a hairless baby. Did he really need to shout that out loud? Oh well, Shad likes loud noises despite his introverted nature, he listens to a lot of death metal, in fact. He always listens to that shit when streaming or just drawing in his house, all by himself so he can turn it up until he gets a noise complaint. He followed them at the very back while still holding the pen and sketchpad with him and just in case anything bad happens, he has his Luger and butterfly knife.

After getting unnerved by the blood and bones he passed by, they eventually reach their location without much trouble with his eyes meeting a well-lit area. Shad let out a small whistle, checking the place out. Not a bad place for a couple of meathead brutes. He just watched what was happening all the while staying silent since he doesn't have much to say really until he saw a frail old man leaving the shadows and into the spotlight, he's who Shadman thought was the leader of the group until he got eaten by a bigger manotaur. . . Did this really happen in the show? Shad can't seem to remember, maybe the portal did something to his memories.

"Holy shit!" Shad exclaimed at the sight of the old man get eaten, these guys are maniacs. He loves that as long as he doesn't become a victim of their manliness and brutality, he hates being bullied. The Creature sat down on his throne asking us why we want to kill the multi-bear. Shadman didn't want to spill the beans with these guys but he probably shouldn't lie to them either. Decisions, decisions, what should he do? These guys won't do anything brash when he tell them that we just want to beat the Multi-Bear for his claws, right? He doubts that's gonna make them hostile.

"Come on, guys. It won't hurt to tell them the truth." Whispered to the group.​
 
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It seemed like quite a few of the squad wanted to talk to the gnomes, however, those who didn’t want to talk were quick to pull the trigger. There may have been room for talk as a majority of the group seemed to want to, heck, one dude with long black hair was even willing to teach the gnomes spells for a crystal. However, all negotiations went completely out the window when the Doom marine punted a gnome across the field. “Hey! No! Zach!” The head gnome yelled as he watched his friend fly through the air and hit a tree, hard. The gnome, Zach apparently, got to his feet shakily, leaning against it with one hand and vomited a rainbow.
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When Doomguy jumped into the group of gnomes they attack, teeth gnashing as they would land on him, biting at his armor. Some were shot out of the air by Sir Benedict’s stun gun. With the number of gnomes, there was enough to go around. So as more and more piled onto Doomguy, and more and more went after Sir Benedict, even more gnomes turned on the group. They didn’t hesitate to attack, jumping on the closest enemy and biting and scratching.
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As the group at the crystal tried to problem solve their way through getting a crystal from the ground, Morgana had started digging. However, the clouds shifted in the sky, forcing the light to hit the crystal at a different angle. The pink and blue lights of the crystal shifted and Morgana and Slugcat found themselves caught in the pink rays of the refracted light, shrinking until they was only a few inches tall, Slugcat now the size of an actual slug. The blue light shown over Julie's tail and Luna's right front hoof, growing each to sizes uncomfortably large respectively.

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Morgana looked at himself in shock as he was shrunk to only a few inches tall. He was even smaller than Slugcat now. He yelled as loud as he could hoping he wasn’t too small to where no one could hear him. “Um, Guys I could use a little help here!” Morgana looked up at everyone. Everyone looked like a giant now. Morgana groaned. “Ugh... this is even worse than being transformed into a mouse...”

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As the group at the crystal tried to problem solve their way through getting a crystal from the ground, Morgana had started digging. However, the clouds shifted in the sky, forcing the light to hit the crystal at a different angle. The pink and blue lights of the crystal shifted and Morgana found himself caught in the pink rays of the refracted light, shrinking until he was only a few inches tall. The blue light shown over Julie's tail and Luna's right front hoof, growing each to sizes uncomfortably large respectively.

"Woah!" Luna exclaims as her hoof began to glow, so she instinctively blocked with a wing, causing that to grow for a change.

"I know what you said, Fulgore, but... Use the pink light to change me back later," Luna adds as she used an uncomfortably large wing to block out light, "For now, I will ensure that there is no more light to alter our situation any further."

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Fulgore stares as the light moves away and around him to change his companions. He looks up to see that the sun hasn't moved, but was instead blocked by a cloud.
"But thats not... It shouldn't.... light doesnt work like that..."
A high pitched whine and pop is heard. Fulgore's eyes dim and he falls over backward. Unconscious.


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Lyle Walt and Clara Bulmer



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The chanting got louder as they moved deeper. Lyle tightened his grip around his katana as they moved closer to the edge. An edge leading to an opening. He pressed himself against the corner. Positioning himself in the shadow in the room, he peeked out to see the source of the noise... which was a bunch of muscled beasts lazing around.

"False alarm," he sighed as he sheathed his katana.

Clara returned her flintlock to her hip, also sighing, though for a different reason. From Dipper's reaction, the manotaurs, strange as they were, were not hostile. The atmosphere they elicited was stifling, though. They reminded her of the bar back at Beim, a location that made her feel unable to intrude.

Clara remained speechless as she watched on the show of strength. The soldier's shout attracted the manotaurs. The blue giant's posing resulted in praises. In conclusion, they were obsessed with everything 'manly'. She glanced at Lyle. Compared to the manotaurs, his body was more compact.

"I can be like that too if not for the paper works,"
grumbled Lyle from the sideline. Ever since he reached the throne, his time was spent more behind a desk and inside a bed than outside training his body. Except for the time he was dragged into a fight by Novem or Miranda.

...the thought that his harem conflict was the only chance he had for exercise was depressing.

Calling the adventurer a novice wasn't so wrong. While he was smart enough to stay back from danger, his shout only attracted the attention of the manotaurs. Ignoring the manotaurs with knuckles for nipples (Clara took off her glasses at this point), they went to meet the leader of this muscle group.

Deeper into the cave, blood and bones littered the floor. What greeted them in the deepest part of the cave was a beastman much larger than the regular manotaurs. The youth went to a passionate speech. It was quite good; he wasn't sure what answer the leader of manotaurs were looking for, but from how the manotaurs acted, his sounded like the best answer.

"Going with their flow here should be better,"
Clara quietly answered the sketchy man. "tribes responds better if we speak in a manner and reason they understand."

 
--Whisper the Wolf--
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Any attempts on negotiation is officially out of the window. Whisper tucked on her mask as the gnomes began their assault on the Sweater Squad. Whisper swatted the gnomes away as they leapt in to attack her, and as the numbers began to increase, Whisper began to move, using this bizarre forest as an advantage. Knowing that the gnomes would come at from all directions, Whisper hopped on one of the tree's trunks as the Gnomes that were following her bumped right into the trees before being slapped to the side using her Wispon. She'd constantly make sure that she has less Gnomes after her that she'd try to hop on and off of trees, even using one of the enlarged shrooms as a means of circling around the gnomes and slapping them away in groups of five.

Whisper's attention was soon brought over to the amount of gnomes that were increasing on both the dog girl who tried to peace with them and Tenshi. That in mind, Whisper first rushed over in front of the dog girl and slapped away the gnomes that were about to lay their disgusting little gnome fingers on, making sure the pure doggo stays pure by swatting away a few groups of gnomes.

"Are you okay?" Whisper asked, glancing at the doggo behind her, ensuring she is somewhat safe.

 
2B

The small bearded men have started to attack as expected... She appeared to have caught one mid way
through It's bath of squirrels? The strangeness of this place she could never come to grips with.
The little men were rabid and bared their teeth. Perfect. 2B was aching for an excuse to stretch her legs.
The next few blows came quick as a few gnomes would be launched in the air with her kicks. 2B gracefully punted three
at once with the accuracy and power of a quarter back as they went flying off into the distance before landing unceremoniously in a heap.
Next came her swords as she unsheathed them from her back and prepared to make mincemeat of the little men.

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588733 “Kanna,stay close to me!”

Whipping out his revolver, Prompto started firing at the gnomes,trying his absolute best to shoot them at the legs (wouldn't kill them as easily and makes chasing the group more difficult should everyone start fleeing). He didn't want to be involved in fighting the gnomes at all,to be frank. Hell,even in his own world,he can get real jumpy whenever any hostile creatures in the wildlife comes and attacks.

However,this clearly isn't the time for him to turn face and run off screaming(Well,maybe a "tactical retreat" is an option.). He's one of the guys with the guns after all,so helping out the others using several rounds of lead is probably the best he could think of now.

“I got this I got this I got this....!”

Muttering the same three words under his breath as he fired at the gnomes,he noticed the girl leading the squad getting surrounded by quite the number of gnomes. Swapping his revolver for the submachine gun,he aimed and fired at the gnomes attacking the leader before firing at the gnomes dogpiling the armoured dude.

“Hey kid! Got any Plan B in case things go south like oh I don't know....NOW!?”


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Slugcat

They mewled in surprise as a bright, pink light suddenly shone down on the two. The world around them grew bigger and bigger, or was it just them that grew smaller and smaller? In comparison to their surroundings, they were now the size of vulture grub. Their spear was now little more than a metal toothpick and their rocks might as well be grains of sand.

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