Fantasy Engranussian Younger Years (CLOSED)

[Forever J]

"Really? Everyone always used t' get so suspicious when I was bein' good." Adrian pointed to Valerie. "Especially her."

Valerie blinked, "because I know you longer, dumby. I know that when y're acting good, you're really acting bad."

Graham shrugged, "it doesn't help that it's been proven that you DO do this, Adrian. How about if we start from a clean slate? Y'be good and mean it. And we won't distrust you."

 

[Dire Wolf Devil]

Valerie blinked, "because I know you longer, dumby. I know that when y're acting good, you're really acting bad."

Graham shrugged, "it doesn't help that it's been proven that you DO do this, Adrian. How about if we start from a clean slate? Y'be good and mean it. And we won't distrust you."

Adrian blinked a few times. "You all do know that askin' a demon t' be good is like asking moss not t' grow, right?"

 

[Forever J]

Adrian blinked a few times. "You all do know that askin' a demon t' be good is like asking moss not t' grow, right?"

"Well then, bud. I guess y'll just have to not grow." Graham smiled sweetly as he patted the top of his head.

 

[Dire Wolf Devil]

"Well then, bud. I guess y'll just have to not grow." Graham smiled sweetly as he patted the top of his head.

Adrian twitched his brow, and sighed as he shoved bacon into his mouth. "Don't kill my high, maaan." He spoke after swallowing his food.

 

[Forever J]

Adrian twitched his brow, and sighed as he shoved bacon into his mouth. "Don't kill my high, maaan." He spoke after swallowing his food.

Graham smirked, "too late, so sad."

 

[Dire Wolf Devil]

Graham smirked, "too late, so sad."

Adrian squinted to Graham before pointing to the plate in Graham's hands before grinning like the fucking dire devil he was. "You know, they say don't mess with the ones that serve ya yer food." And he left it at that, heading off to clean his own empty plate.

 

[Forever J]

Adrian squinted to Graham before pointing to the plate in Graham's hands before grinning like the fucking dire devil he was. "You know, they say don't mess with the ones that serve ya yer food." And he left it at that, heading off to clean his own empty plate.

Graham shrugged, "i ate worse."

 

[Dire Wolf Devil]

Graham shrugged, "i ate worse."

"If you say so." Adrian grinned and scrubbed his plate. "I guess liver goes good when it's mixed with hashbrowns, huh? All it takes is t' chop it up into little bits that look like burnt potato slices and spices. And all that stuff on the inside helps blend it in even more."

((YOU ARE A HORRIBLE MAN EVEN IF THIS IS A LIE.
. . .
Good comeback, though. You're learning.))

 

[Forever J]

"If you say so." Adrian grinned and scrubbed his plate. "I guess liver goes good when it's mixed with hashbrowns, huh? All it takes is t' chop it up into little bits that look like burnt potato slices and spices. And all that stuff on the inside helps blend it in even more."

((YOU ARE A HORRIBLE MAN EVEN IF THIS IS A LIE.
. . .
Good comeback, though. You're learning.))

(XD YAAAAAAY)
Graham squinted before popping out his switchblade as he stood up and glared at Adrian. "Y'fucked with my food? Y'should know better than anyone not to fuck with two things. TWO THINGS, ADRIAN! Never hurt my sisters and never fuck around with my food!"

 

[Dire Wolf Devil]

(XD YAAAAAAY)
Graham squinted before popping out his switchblade as he stood up and glared at Adrian. "Y'fucked with my food? Y'should know better than anyone not to fuck with two things. TWO THINGS, ADRIAN! Never hurt my sisters and never fuck around with my food!"

Adrian raised his brows, casually propping himself against the counter as he was tooooo drunk on Irish Coffee to care. "Wooooooow, y' turned quick on that one since ya initially shrugged it th' fuck off. I didn't do shite t' yer food, Grizzly. Gods fockin' forbid I get a comeback f'r once."

((Now it's even.))

Zuzana stared at them both while the twins peered over their chairs at them both.

"Fock!" Dipper exclaimed and Malvo tossed her hands up.

"Shite!"

Adrian then tensed and looked over, flinching from Zuzana's glare as Adrian glared at Graham. "SON OF A BITCH! Y'SEE WHAT'CHYA FOCKIN' DID!?"

"BISH!"

"FOCKIN'!"

"AHH!"

 

[Forever J]

Adrian raised his brows, casually propping himself against the counter as he was tooooo drunk on Irish Coffee to care. "Wooooooow, y' turned quick on that one since ya initially shrugged it th' fuck off. I didn't do shite t' yer food, Grizzly. Gods fockin' forbid I get a comeback f'r once."

((Now it's even.))

Zuzana stared at them both while the twins peered over their chairs at them both.

"Fock!" Dipper exclaimed and Malvo tossed her hands up.

"Shite!"

Adrian then tensed and looked over, flinching from Zuzana's glare as Adrian glared at Graham. "SON OF A BITCH! Y'SEE WHAT'CHYA FOCKIN' DID!?"

"BISH!"

"FOCKIN'!"

"AHH!"

(-patpat-)
Graham nodded, "food is important to m-" he then turned around to cussing kids. He then looked to Zuzu. "I'M SORRY! I DIDN'T REALIZE!"

 

[Dire Wolf Devil]

(-patpat-)
Graham nodded, "food is important to m-" he then turned around to cussing kids. He then looked to Zuzu. "I'M SORRY! I DIDN'T REALIZE!"

Zuzana glared to Graham as well, obviously displeased. "You didn't realise!? Well, you'd better fix it then! Both of you!"

"Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite." Dipper stretched out the word, causing Malvo to giggle and clap.

 

[Forever J]

Zuzana glared to Graham as well, obviously displeased. "You didn't realise!? Well, you'd better fix it then! Both of you!"

"Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite." Dipper stretched out the word, causing Malvo to giggle and clap.

Graham looked to the two. "Hey, kids. Y'know the valhalla spirits, right? They get very angry if you curse anymore. Because only bad kids curse. Now are you two bad kids?"

 

[Dire Wolf Devil]

Graham looked to the two. "Hey, kids. Y'know the valhalla spirits, right? They get very angry if you curse anymore. Because only bad kids curse. Now are you two bad kids?"

The twins widened their eyes as Malvo whined. "Noh! We'w gud keeds!"

"WAIT! I Thought a cuwse was puttin' a speww on someonez!?"

 

[Forever J]

The twins widened their eyes as Malvo whined. "Noh! We'w gud keeds!"

"WAIT! I Thought a cuwse was puttin' a speww on someonez!?"

"There's two different types of curses. Both are bad and shouldn't be said. At all. The only reason why i do it is because i've been a very bad boy for a very long time."

 

[Dire Wolf Devil]

"There's two different types of curses. Both are bad and shouldn't be said. At all. The only reason why i do it is because i've been a very bad boy for a very long time."

"Does dat means daddy is a bad boy, too?" Malvo asked, looking over to Adrian as Dipper did the same. Adrian looked like he was a shot puppy.

Adrian sighed, and rubbed his knuckles before sucking it up as he nodded to his kids. "Daddy's been a very bad boy for a very long time, too, yes." He moved to place his hand on the counter, leaning against it. "That said, don't be like us. At least not with this sort of thing, yeah?"

Dipper frowned with a whine. "Okie."

"We be gud." Malvo whined as well.

 

[Forever J]

"Does dat means daddy is a bad boy, too?" Malvo asked, looking over to Adrian as Dipper did the same. Adrian looked like he was a shot puppy.

Adrian sighed, and rubbed his knuckles before sucking it up as he nodded to his kids. "Daddy's been a very bad boy for a very long time, too, yes." He moved to place his hand on the counter, leaning against it. "That said, don't be like us. At least not with this sort of thing, yeah?"

Dipper frowned with a whine. "Okie."

"We be gud." Malvo whined as well.

Graham smiled softly, "thank you two. Y'won't regret being the good pair. I heard that the spirits treat good kids that choose to be good even extra gifts."

(. . . I. Don't. Know XD ;w; )

 

[Dire Wolf Devil]

Graham smiled softly, "thank you two. Y'won't regret being the good pair. I heard that the spirits treat good kids that choose to be good even extra gifts."

(. . . I. Don't. Know XD ;w; )

The two then SCREAMED in excitement.

"EXTWA"

"PWEASENTS!?"

 

[Forever J]

The two then SCREAMED in excitement.

"EXTWA"

"PWEASENTS!?"

Graham smiled, "mhmm. But y'gotta be SUPER good."

 

[Dire Wolf Devil]

Graham smiled, "mhmm. But y'gotta be SUPER good."

"Dat gud?" Dipper tilted his head, Adrian nodding.

"Better than the best y'can be."

 

[Forever J]

"Dat gud?" Dipper tilted his head, Adrian nodding.

"Better than the best y'can be."

Graham nodded, "that means doing what your elders tell you. Being nice to your brother and sister. And stop stealing cookies from the cookie jar, ya little rascal!" He tickled Dei in the tummy.

 

[Dire Wolf Devil]

Graham nodded, "that means doing what your elders tell you. Being nice to your brother and sister. And stop stealing cookies from the cookie jar, ya little rascal!" He tickled Dei in the tummy.

Dipper squealed at the tickle while Malvo smiled brightly.

"I'w keep us boff gud."

 

[Forever J]

Dipper squealed at the tickle while Malvo smiled brightly.

"I'w keep us boff gud."

Graham smiled over to her, "i know you will. You're the strongest angel this world has ever seen after all."

 

[Dire Wolf Devil]

Graham smiled over to her, "i know you will. You're the strongest angel this world has ever seen after all."

Malvo beamed proudly at that, closing her eyes. "Ah do da bestest job as a Valkywie!"

 

[Forever J]

Malvo beamed proudly at that, closing her eyes. "Ah do da bestest job as a Valkywie!"

Graham sighed at the adorableness. "That's right, Malvo. And keep that up."