Schnee Corp Lawyer
STILL not over Birthright's ending
"My hero."
The voice that came from the bed almost the second Yang sat down was very, very sour, less a stone's throw and more the flight of a comet away from the worried, apprehensive tone she had knocked on the room's door with. Apparently the heiress hadn't been quite as unconscious as she was letting on for the entirety of that. She was certainly still out of her senses when Yang picked her up, but judging by how quickly she recovered once she hit the bed there was no telling how long she'd been listening, pretending to be out cold; if one were to judge the councilwoman's intestinal fortitude based off her petite stature or prissy mannerisms, there was no way in hell she should've been conscious for another ten or so minutes at least.
But Yang knew those things were only the tip of the iceberg that was Weiss Schnee, so it probably wasn't too big a surprise to her that when she turned back around Weiss had already scooched herself over to sit awkwardly against the headboard with her hands cuffed, legs curled at the knees in a manner that still seemed quite sophisticated despite it all. She gave a deep, dissatisfied sigh at the inelegance of the situation, the gaze she leveled Yang with as skeptical as it was cautioning the girl to not breathe a word of whatever dumb nonsense her brain was probably already formulating at Weiss's expense.
That... had been embarrassing. But at least it hadn't been unprovoked.
"I'd ask you to get these things off me, but what's the point? Someone else will just be along to try and hurt me before long. Might as well give them a sporting chance."
*CRASH*
Three armed women in suits and sunglasses suddenly kicked in the room's door, all yelling over each other incomprehensibly and waving their sidearms' laser pointers in so many directions it was dizzying. "MISS SCHNEE, WE JUST ARRIVED AND HEARD A-"
"It's fine."
"...It's... fine?" The central bodyguard parroted, all three slowly lowering their weapons as they stared at Yang. Then over at Weiss. Handcuffed on the bed. The councilwoman appeared completely oblivious and more than a little irritated as to why all three were adopting those horrified, slow-dawning looks of comprehension as they drew their own conclusions rather than just getting out, and her tone carried an edge of impatience when she had to reiterate.
"Yes, fine! OBVIOUSLY nothing is amiss here!"
All three members of the Atlesian secret service were white as sheets, in equal parts mortified and contrite as they bowed their heads so rapidly they were in danger of whiplash. "OF COURSE, MISS SCHNEE! OUR MOST SINCERE APOLOGIES FOR DISTURBING YOUR PRIVACY, MISS SCHNEE!"
So hasty were all three to get out that they practically scrambled over one another to do so, making sure to shut the door all the way with a much softer slam than they had entered with. The whole display just left Weiss mystified, vocalizing her displeasure in the form of a terse, frustrated huff.
"Why is everyone I had guarding my manor tonight being so weird? You just can't get the staff these days."
Whatever was going through Yang's head at the shift in tone or with the knowledge that Weiss had been awake for any of that, the tension was shattered by that display, and Weiss' huff was answered with the muffled sound giggles trying to escape past a hand.
It was nice to know that even for super brain Schnee, there were still things she was completely oblivious to.
"I-I'm sure they have their good d-days. And y-yea, yea sure, I uh, I don't have a key though so... huh."
She pushed herself back out of the chair and strode over to the bed, leaned over to inspect the cuffs, and reached over with her arm to grip it in a particularly thick spot where it'd be least likely to spray Weiss with shrapnel
*Crunch*
It didn't technically get the cuffs off, but it certainly broke whatever the components were that kept Weiss' aura at bay, and she felt safe assuming Weiss could figure it out from there and have an easier time of it than the one armed wonder ever could. She straightened back up and stepped to the back of the bed, giving them a good ten feet of personal space since this house didn't have a single normal sized bed in it. She gripped her knee and looked down at the floor with a frown as the weight of the evening finally boiled back over the brief bubbles of amusement.
"...You alright?" She asked.