Fantasy Demon Road

[Almighty Lord Satan]

timmy asks them each the question, "You met this person at your mother's funeral who you really loved, but after the funeral, you never saw them again. One week later, you killed your sister. Why did you kill your sister?" Timmy tells each of them to whisper what they think in his ear.

 

[Cthulhu Cult]

Prisoner 1: The f*ck? Just let me out please!


Prisoner 2: Ummmmm the person you met was your sister and you never saw her again cause you killed her.


prisoner 3: your sister is a b*tch.


prisoner 4: what #3 said


prisoner 5: The person you met told you your sister killed your mother and in vengeance you killed you sister.


prisoner 6: Hail Criebal


Prisoner 6 turns to reveal them casting a spell! It looks like it'll go off soon and it looks dangerous. Timmy then ...

 

[Almighty Lord Satan]

instantly stabs prisoner six with enchanted sword and iron sword.


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[Cthulhu Cult]

Timmy misses and begins to panic. The other prisoners are screaming for their lives, begging for timmy to release them from the prison. Prisoner 6's eyes glow green and soon his spell will activate.

 

[Almighty Lord Satan]

timmy brutally assaults the bastard again. Surely timmy the retarded wont miss this time!


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[Cthulhu Cult]

Timmy is able to cut the man's head clean off, the spell stops immediately. However, the head continues talking "Try as you might you can't escape the demon might, and on this day 200 slain, all for Creibal's majesty." The head stops and its eyes return to a normal state. On the corpse Timmy finds enchanted new leather gloves (-2ac and all one handed weapons do 3 more dmg) as well as 200 gold and 700xp.

 

[Almighty Lord Satan]

Timmy lets out a whoop, then turns back to the other prisoners and repeats his previous question. "Serious answers this time," he says. "Or you won't be let out."

 

[Cthulhu Cult]

Prisoner 1: The f*ck? Just let me out please!


Prisoner 2: Ummmmm the person you met was your sister and you never saw her again cause you killed her.


prisoner 3: your sister is a b*tch.


prisoner 4: what #3 said


prisoner 5: The person you met told you your sister killed your mother and in vengeance you killed you sister.

 

[Almighty Lord Satan]

Timmy frees prisoner five, then flips off the others and leaves.

 

[Cthulhu Cult]

Prisoner 5 (dave) looks between Timmy and his fellow prisoner. Dave makes a decision, he makes a grab for the keys and steals them from Timmy. He has enough time to free his wife (prisoner 2) before Timmy...


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[Almighty Lord Satan]

Timmy notices that they are both near the entrance to prisoner 2's cell, since he just unlocked it. Timmy quickly uses his 16 strength to push them into the cell and lock it behind them. He flips them off and walks away.


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[Cthulhu Cult]

They couple loath Timmy with all their might. Right before Timmy exits the prison they begin chanting "WE PLEDGE OUR LIVES TO YOU CRIEBAL, LET US OFFER OUR BODIES SO YOU MAY BATH THE WORLD IN BLOOD!" Their eyes begin to glow green and simultaneously turn their eyes to Timmy. They start to vomit and Timmy sees the vomit melt the concrete below them. The two vomit on the cell bars melting them they start walking to Timmy attack him


COMBAT


10/12 Dave: spits at Timmy;misses but the splash of the vomit lands 2 dmg


10/12 Dave's Wife:spits at Timmy;hits 6 dmg

 

[Cthulhu Cult]

ok redoing this

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The two fall in the cell and while mad at Timmy at at least happy to share a cell together. You leave the prison to climb up a ladder which leads up into the tavern's basement. Once outside you think of Kotzita who lives in Bromwich, but there is much know mercenary work in far water.

 

[Almighty Lord Satan]

"First things first," Timmy decides, heading to the shop with potions in it. "I need health potions!"

 

[Cthulhu Cult]

The Potions stand is run by a kind dragonborn named Kotzita. She wipes the dust off her stand and asks you, "what's your poison?"

 

[Almighty Lord Satan]

Timmy responds "I've got a story to tell ya that might just be of interest to you. But first, what's the price of one health potion?"

 

[Cthulhu Cult]

"15 gold for a small (1d6) 25 for medium (2d4) 60 for large (3d6)"

 

[Almighty Lord Satan]

"I'll take three large," says Timmy, handing over the money and accepting the potions. "Now listen to me closely." He leans in. "The order is coming for you. They want to kill you." Timmy hands her the note. "You want my advice? Run. Get the hell away from here." Timmy waits for her answer.

 

[Cthulhu Cult]

Kotzita looks around for witnesses, then grabs Timmey she pulls him around a corner and slams him against a building. "How the f*ck do you know about the order? How did you get this note? Do you even know what I'm up against?! I can't leave I still have work to do. But first you need to answer my questions, NOW!"<p><a href="<fileStore.core_Attachment>/monthly_2016_02/kotzita.jpg.0ed9718fe628d7a8fef77563814d4310.jpg" class="ipsAttachLink ipsAttachLink_image"><img data-fileid="106638" src="<fileStore.core_Attachment>/monthly_2016_02/kotzita.jpg.0ed9718fe628d7a8fef77563814d4310.jpg" class="ipsImage ipsImage_thumbnailed" alt=""></a></p>

 

[Almighty Lord Satan]

"I was abducted by your "order." I literally just escaped. The bartender tried to recruit me to assassinate you. I refused. When I escaped, I found the note on the table. All these people seem to worship a "Criebal." And yes, you have to leave. You can't defend yourself against all of them. If you don't want to die, take my advice. Now let. Me. Go."

 

[Cthulhu Cult]

"Hmmmm, alright and don't worry about an army. The Order wants to remain in the shadows for the time being, and i can handle assassins. Now you know too much as well. It won't be long before they send assassins after you too, they have eyes everywhere. I'll take you to my safe house and we'll continue talking there."

 

[Almighty Lord Satan]

"Well, okay then. I need some sleep, to rest and heal my injuries. You got any spare beds?" Just then, Timmy's stomach growls hungrily. "And food?"

 

[Cthulhu Cult]

Kotzita smiles "Of course what kind of safe house would it be if it didn't." After an hour of walking in the woods You come across a small broken down cabin in the woods. Kotzita opens a hatch inside with a ladder leading to her underground safehouse. There is an alchemy table to Timmy's left, a weapon rack in front and book shelves along the right. There is a door ahead which leads to a small sleeping quarters. Kotzita grabs a book from the shelf and throws it down on the alchemy table. "This book contains all you need to know on The Order and Criebal. Simply put Criebal is a demon from the Daemon Mundi, for centuries Criebal and his army of demons have been trying to cross into our world. Daemon Mundi and our plane of existence are connected by the Dream Plane where demons try to tempt mortals into giving their bodies to the demons. However they only have a small amount of their former power and cannot posses someone for more than a year. Now, Criebal has been gaining power, people sacrifice themselves in a strange ritual and if enough people or monsters do this, Criebal could tear a hole through the Dream Plane. Creibal is currently possessing a man named Titanias Anglesmith. If we kill him and some of his lieutenants we can stop Creibal from gaining dominion over our world. I could use a partner, What do you say?"

 

[Almighty Lord Satan]

"Ehhhh....fine. But first, I'mma go to sleep." Timmy goes right into his room and sleeps.

 

[Cthulhu Cult]

That night Timmy dreams of fire and brimstone, he sees unspeakable horrors and feels pain as if it were real. The horrors tortured him and no matter how hard he tried to wake up he couldn't. They promised Timmy power and freedom if he gave himself to the demons Timmy replied ...