Fantasy Demon Road

[Almighty Lord Satan]

timmy tries to roll out of the way.


[dice]19714[/dice]

 

[Cthulhu Cult]

Timmey is a little thrown off by the fire ball and doesn't dodge as well as he could have. Nevertheless he succeeds and proceeds to loot the chest. He finds 25 gold and leather boots (-1 ac). Timmey has now explored the whole cave.

 

[Almighty Lord Satan]

Timmy attempts to flap his wings and fly out of the cave. Timmy falls on his ass, and scoots his way out of the cave instead. Timmy is retarded.

 

[Cthulhu Cult]

Timmey follows the tunnel until it ends and lets Timmey out into a forest. The birds are chirping and nature seems at peace. But Timmey can't get the image of the strange ritual out of his head. He sees a sign with directions, they cities Timmey can travel to are Far Water, Weadlestone and Bromwich.

 

[Almighty Lord Satan]

Timmy heads to Bromwich.

 

[Cthulhu Cult]

When he arrives the first thing he notices is how busy the town is. This surprised him because of how small the town was, only 5 houses and 4 businesses. Despite this the streets are filled with children playing and everyone looks happy. Timmey can go to the blacksmith, magic enchanter, tavern, or potion stand.

 

[Almighty Lord Satan]

Timmy goes to the blacksmith and sees what wares are there.

 

[Cthulhu Cult]

The blacksmith greets Timmey happily "Good afternoon sir, how can i help you. Perhaps you need a new sword to replace that rusty stick on your side. Or maybe you need leather that isn't in pieces? No matter what you need my shop has it all just say the word."

 

[Almighty Lord Satan]

Timmy responds, "Hey dude I want to buy some one-handed swords and some leather armor, can you please show me whatcha got?

 

[Cthulhu Cult]

The blacksmith looks confused "Well, that doesn't tell me much. What's your price range? how many swords? What kind of armor?"

 

[Almighty Lord Satan]

every one-handed sword you have, every piece of light armor you have. All prices.

 

[Cthulhu Cult]

The black smith facepalms and continues "sir that is way too broad how much money do you have because I have all kinds of swords and armor. How about this steel sword (2d4) for 120 gold, deal?"

 

[Almighty Lord Satan]

got any iron swords, and for what price? also, some leather equipment.

 

[Cthulhu Cult]

The blacksmith smiles and says "Of course I do the iron sword (1d6) costs 80 gold, the leather gloves and boots each cost 50, and the leather armor costs 110 gold. So, what'll you have?"

 

[Almighty Lord Satan]

what would you give me if i gave you 2 rusty swords, torn leather armor, torn leather boots, and torn leather gloves?

 

[Cthulhu Cult]

The blacksmith is not impressed with the items and says "45 gold for them all."

 

[Almighty Lord Satan]

Timmy hands over his stuff, then purchases leather gloves, leather armor, and an iron sword. "This means I have to pay you 195 gold," says Timmy, handing over the gold and the items, and taking the sword and such. "Thank you." Timmy walks into the tavern.


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[Cthulhu Cult]

The Moment Timmey opens the door he notices it is filled to the brim with dwarves. As soon as one dwarf spots him the dwarf shouts "DIFFERENT!" The dwarves beat Timmey for what seems like forever. The bartender eventually calms them down but not before Timmey has lost 8 life and broken an arm and a leg. Timmey then sits down at the bar.


[dice]19719[/dice]

 

[Almighty Lord Satan]

Timmy drinks a health potion. He then walks up to the bartender and asks, "any work a guy like me can get around here for high pay?


[dice]19720[/dice]

 

[Cthulhu Cult]

The bartender spits in a cup then begins polishing it "Yea o' course there's work. But what kinda work ya lookin for? If you ain't 'fraid of little blood I got a personal job for ya."

 

[Almighty Lord Satan]

Timmy grins and says, "That sounds excellent. So long as the price is right, of course."

 

[Cthulhu Cult]

"aye you'll get a fair pay. It won't be easy but i need you to assassinate the dragonborn runin' the potions stand. Here's her home address, I don't care how it's done as long as it is and it won't be traced back to me."

 

[Almighty Lord Satan]

What's the pay? By the way, I demand half up front and half afterwards."

 

[Cthulhu Cult]

The bartender laughs heartedly "No sonny, you get 250 gold when its done non negotiable."

 

[Almighty Lord Satan]

"Oh, I think it's plenty negotiable. I can go to the guards right now and tell them you're planning to assassinate the dragonborn running the potato stand. I can show them the paper you gave me with his home address on it as evidence. I'm sure they will be able to match your handwriting. I've heard jail is nice this time of year...so long as you don't drop the soap." Timmy smiles. "So how 'bout that 125?"