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[roxas]

Raven shrugged."One of the behaved ones? Must be Killian and least there'll be a responsible one here." She pulls out her book."Uh I tried to convince her to help out with the kids, she likes kids and would be good at entertaining them but she said she's not leaving til she meets Rose and talks to Richard." She explained.

 

[CaptainTaurusVA]

Mitch says "Well I'm excited cause this is my first Hoilday season with the bat family, I trained with Dick for years so he has come to my house during these times, but Bruce only let me in the batfamily at the start of this year" Bruce says "He has a right to be excited" he grabs Jason's and opens the present and sees the superman shirt "....This is a hard one it's either Tim or Jason"

 

[roxas]

Tim smirked a little."Just wait til we get to the party." He chuckled."Just don't get too crazy Mitch." He turned to Bruce."You know who would want to spite you the most and that mug too, you know which two would do that come on Bruce." He laughed.

 

[CaptainTaurusVA]

Bruce opens the next one that is a book on how to handle teens and he says "Could have used this years ago"

Mitch says "How many years ago?"

Bruce says "When dick was 13"

Dick says "Hey!"

 

[roxas]

Tim gestures to himself then to Damian."You could use it on us but really, you first needed that book with Jason." He shrugs."Richard and me are the good kids." He holds his hand out to Richard to high five him.

Valyn giggled at the boys."You need it with Mitch here too." She smirked."Mitch, you and I could open at the same time." She pokes him.

 

[CaptainTaurusVA]

Mitch says "Yeah that sounds fun-....wait hey"

Dick high fives his little brother "booyea"

 

[Flame Demon]

"In other words, she's not leaving until she sees she has no chance" Connor says "Who broke up with who again? Cause it's a bit complicated" he asks, he just knows it was drama "But at least, in my opinion, Dick ended up being better off now".

Rose starts laughing, though she tries to hide it and Killian grins "Come on, that sweater's an easy one" he says "And Rose, laughing is rude" he adds, but Rose just waves him off.

Jason rolls his eyes "It's me" he says "But in my defense, at least I got you a present", Jason still hadn't forgiven Bruce fully, so he really had been thinking not to get him anything.

 

[roxas]

Tim snickers at his other brothers."Okay go on guys, let's get finished here." He was just excited to go hang out with the others and Conner mostly."I did want to spite you Bruce though I didn't." He shrugged.

Valyn laughs at Mitch and pulls hers over."You're one the good kids too." She tells him.

Raven folds her arms."I think it was Richard who had done it something about Starfire being clingy or something like that I don't know." She throws her book at Conner, she was her friend too so she wouldn't have him talking about her like that."He's the first human boy she met anyway like you and M'gann." She mumbled.

 

[CaptainTaurusVA]

Bruce gets to Tim's and sees a dad joke book "Ok now I found Tim's"

Mitch says "Damn Tim haha!"

 

[Flame Demon]

"Only Starfire didn't try manipulating his feelings" Connor deadpans "Also, regardless of whether she's your friend, there's no reason she should start a fight with Rose, which I feel will happen" he says "But that should be Dick's problem not ours".

Rose starts laughing again and instead of scolding her Killian just chuckles "Wow Bruce, I can't tell whether you want to strangle your kids or not" he says, he could understand Jason and Rose, but Tim? He hadn't expected that.

Jason covers his mouth so he doesn't make it too obvious he's laughing "Oh god, we really have a theme going don't we?" he asks "Hey Alfred, did you get presents?". Alfred shakes his head "I compensate for that by making you all a very delicious lunch tomorrow, so be home at twelve or you miss it"

 

[roxas]

Tim laughs when he pulls out his present."Come on, you're not a dad til you make some dad jokes we shouldn't be the only ones cracking those jokes." He smiled at him.

Barbara giggled and she quietly checked on the baby before sitting down again."We've started a trend." She smirked.

Raven waved a hand at him."I get why she's attached to him though but M'gann had no excuses for her actions with you." She placed her hands in her lap."Why do you like Tim though?" She asks him.

 

[Flame Demon]

"I don't know, I just do" Connor mumbles "I can't exactly explain it" he adds, he really couldn't "But do you think we're done with the decorations?" he asks, changing the topic while handing Raven her book back.

"He has a point" Jason points out "As much as I hate to admit that. Bruce you rarely joke and you probably should've done more research if you wanted to do a good job of raising teens" he points out.

 

[roxas]

Barbara sits down by him."Oh don't tell me you're going to start doing those dad jokes to embarrass your own daughter." She teased him."Should I go?"

Tim grabs her presents to pull them away from her."No you should wait before Jason." He says quickly then winked at Jason, his brows furrowed."Wait you agree with me? Well." He chuckled a little.

Raven takes her book from him and hugged it close."In other words,you basically love everything about him in a way you just can't put into words, or something like that." She turned around and checked the room."I would say so." She nods.

 

[CaptainTaurusVA]

Mitch says "I don't think it's cause bruce doesn't have any jokes" Dick continues where Mitch stopped 'it's the tone, like bruce try one"

Bruce looks through "I want to give a thanks to sidewalks....for keeping me off the streets" he says in his kinda bland way but with a smile and Mitch and Dick nod confirming he needs to change his tone with jokes

 

[Flame Demon]

Jason facepalms "Come on Bruce" he says "You can do better than that" he adds, or he can't, which is also entirely possible "Well if Mitch, Killian, Alfred and Valyn go first then I can go and Barbara can go last" he says with a smile, though he's pretty nervous about it.

Rose shakes his head "Come on, I've heard better from an elder in my family" she says "My dad's side, not my mother's side" he quickly adds to that and she leans against Dick.

Connor nods "Wally keep your hands of those snacks!" he calls out to the speedster, who freezes "Those are for the party. Raven can you put a protection spell on them before we have to get new ones?"

 

[roxas]

Barbara raises a brow at them."Okay, I'll go last with Jason." She didn't know what he was planning, she just leans back into the couch and puts her cheek on his shoulder."You really do need to work on that." She smiled.

Tim chuckled."Okay like this, this old lady comes to the bank and asks me to check her balance, so I pushed her." He slapped his knee."What do you get when you cross Supermam and Soup, Souperman." He chuckles louder."Why did Batman’s sidekick, Robin, get locked up? Because the policeman overheard someone saying, look, he’s robbin’!” He finger guns at them.

Raven sighed at them with Bart just high fiving Wally and Artemis just swats the boy."I've already had to tell Bart to get out of the snacks, and Jon!" She shoo boy away and snapped her fingers to put a simple spell on the food while Jon runs over to Conner with a brownie and cookie."I didn't eat lunch..." He shrugged.

 

[Flame Demon]

"Then go back to the tower, Starfire should be done there" Connor points out "Also, isn't Bart too young for this party?" he asks crossing his arms. It was starting to become a bit annoying that people just couldn't stay where they were supposed to be "Wally can you get drunk?" he asks, it would be intetesting, a drunk Wally.

Alfred smiles "I will go then" he says and he starts opening the presents and the first one is the sweater "Master Jason I presume" he says with a smile.

Jason nods "Yep, thought it was a good present with the shit we get up to" he says.

 

[roxas]

Tim wraps his arms around his legs and settled down, he watched as he opened his presents and glanced at the others.

Raven raises a brow."You know how these kids are and I would ask that question about you." She gestures to him while Jon munched on the snacks."I want to watch you make your move on Tim." He tells him.

 

[Flame Demon]

Alfred finishes opening his presents and he chuckles "Master Bruce, while I appreciate the gift, isn't this a bit much? Where am I supposed to put it?" he asks, he could probably put it in his room, but still "A cook book?" he asks as he opens the last one from Killian, having guessed everything correctly "Master Killian, how thoughtful" he says with a smile.

Rose smiles "Oh you gave him a copy of our family cookbook, nice" she says and she stretches "That leaves three others I guess" she says.

Connor shrugs "Why do you wanna see it?" he asks looking at Jon "Also... did you get that before Raven put the spell on or after?"

 

[roxas]

Tim smiles and he glanced at the others."So some of your family recipes, huh." He nods."Onto the next person." He waved a hand and Valyn bites her lip wondering if she should start unless someone else was wanting to.

Jon nods at that."Yeah." He smiles at his brother."Why not? I could learn from you and I just want to know how you do, if you get Tim or not then I'll go to the tower with Damian." He tells him.

 

[CaptainTaurusVA]

Mitch pats V and whispers "If you wanna go next just speak up, no one will bite...well maybe Jason will haha"

Bruce says "I felt you deserved Alfred, besides it's not that big"

 

[roxas]

Tim sighed."Really guys? Not even a chuckle?" He mumbled and leans against his hands."Those were some good jokes..." He raises a brow though he goes through his gifts to find his locket and the bracelet.

Valyn shrugged."Well I did say you and me could go at the same time then we only have Richard and Killiam left before Jason and Barb, whatever he's planning." She shrugged and starts on her presents."Jason is intimidating...I don't think he trusts me either." She whispered, she had gotten tickets from Tim to an amusement park and Richard had showed her, her present earlier which she had been excited about."I'm guessing the stuffed cat is from Killian and Rose." She hugged it."The band tickets has to be from Bruce?" She shows them to Mitch as well with a squeal.

 

[Flame Demon]

Rose hides a yawn "Didn't know what animals you liked, so..." she trails off "I'm a tiny bit tired sorry, we've been up for half the night or something" she says "Killian can go next" she adds, this makes her cousin chuckle "Sure" he says.

Diana smiles at the kids "Oh right, I got Bruce something" she says and she shows two tickets "For a week relaxing vacation at a resort, didn't know who to bring, so I figured you could make use of them"

Connor sighs "Alright fine" he says "But Bart has to go" he says mentioning to the speedster "He's going to ruin the decor" he adds, decor they worked hard on too "Bart get your ass back to the tower and see if Starfire needs any help!" he says.

 

[roxas]

Valyn held onto the stuffed cat."This animal is okay, just a little iffy on dogs for reasons..." She says quietly but smiled at her."What for?" She asks her.

Jon goes to sit down and he kicks his legs a little and Bart was stuffing his face with what he had snagged from the table before the spell was put there."You don't need to yell." He waved his hands."I guess I'll just talk to Jason and Barbara later..." He walked over to the zeta tube to take it to the tower before Jon turns to his brother again."So, when do you think they'll be here?" He asks him.

 

[Flame Demon]

"Right" Rose says with a smile and she looks at Killian "Your turn" she says. Killian nods and starts opening his presents, frowning slightly at Valyn's present, but he doesn't say anything about it and he smiles seeing the prank book "Oh I'm going to have fun with this" he says with a grin, well his brothers weren't going to have fun with that, but hey, if they didn't know about the book he didn't have to share it.

Connor shrugs "Probably after doing the presents" he says and he adds "And we'll see when they do".