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[Thepotatogod]

--Zi-O || Woz--
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"OH GOD!" Sougo yelped as he heard the Siren Bob's voice as weight shifted around a bit, making the ride a bit unstable. "GET HIM OFF GET HIM OFF GET HIM--" Sougo panicked before suddenly hearing a familiar attack name.

M A X I M U M D R I V E! JOKER EXTREME!

It was shouted by two men at the same time, followed by something getting hit and an explosion. He faintly see some pieces falling down on where he's looking, along with it, some curious looking girls with mechanical enhancements standing on water firing away at some other Sirens.

"What is going ON down there?!" Sougo couldn't help but ask after seeing the girls that appear to have naval enhancements. "Are those girls walking on water?"

"They seem to be similar capabilities to naval ships." Woz noted, rubbing his chin as he looked behind him, flying backwards. "It seems that Kamen Rider W saved you from the Siren Bob." he informed, "It would explain the Siren W."

"Oh, so you caught up with that name, too." Sougo chuckled a bit as the giant rocketship that X has caught up with them, soon leading them towards a place called Port Island!

Alongside the rocketship, Sougo crash landed beside the ship, launching Hermoine off of him as he reverted back to human form,rolling comically until he hit one of the ship girls by accident as his body glowed bright pink, reverting back into his human form.

"Ow ow ow..." Sougo rubbed his head as he slowly got up, catching his breath, "Are we here yet?" He asked before looking around. "Oh yeah, guess this is it." He nods before backing up, "I'm sorry for that!" Sougo apologized to whoever and whatever he crashed into, soon regrouping with X and the others just as Woz landed quite gracefully, putting down Bob quite gently as he then took out his Miridewatch, reverting back to his civilian for.

"Are you alright, m'lord?" Woz asked as Sougo got back to the group who was scratching the back of his head.

"Yeah, remind me not to use Fourze Armor as a getaway..." Sougo asked of his herald.

"Unless the situation demands it, of course?" Woz asked, cheekily as Sougo simply nods. Soon, the rag tag group of misfits were greeted by a black clad hooded man, whom the ship girls refer to as their commander. That must be their fleet leader then? The man asked for their names, demanding introductions quite seriously.

"I'm Sougo Tokiwa, Kamen Rider Zi-O." Sougo introduced himself, nodding as he let out a smile. "And I aspire to be the kindest, most revered overlord of all time." He says quite casually, not minding what the others may think of him.

"And I am his loyal herald, Woz." Woz introduces himself afterwards, bowing a bit.

 

[Crow]

"Well, what we're building isn't exactly a car or an everyday thing," 'Akashi' adds, "but if you want to help in the way you do, that'd be appreciated."

"Sometimes," 'Laffey says as her riggings dematerialise, "which is why we just turn them off when we don't need them."

"Are you two... Kamen Riders?'

Kamen Rider W transformed back into his civilian form, while someone ran towards the group.

"I don't think we've seen these guys before."

"Well, good to meet you two. Name's uh... Shotaro... Hikaru... ugh... my memory's already affected, I'm starting to think I've actually met you guys before..."

"Well, we're Kamen Rider W either way, aren't we? We've still maintained the sense of justice we've held dearly, a trait expected from Kamen Riders... and now I'm starting to become the smart one. Anyways, I'm... Philip... Katsuo... ah, it seems that my memory has been affected as well."

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[Thepotatogod]

--Sougo Tokiwa || Woz--
Interaction: Crow

"Phillip and Shoutaro--or in this case, Hikaru and Katsuo." Woz noted, "Though we've never officially met, we did had a run in with you two beforehand." Woz informs, opening his book once more. "This moment is one to be revered..." He says, soon writing down Sougo's meeting with Kamen Rider W.

"Yeah, sorry about that." Sougo scratched the back of his head, "But yeah, you two said you guys weren't Phillip and Shoutaro?" He asked, "What happened to you two then?"

"My assumption would be that the machine we had retrieved is at fault." Woz deduced, "Going by W, it seems that it changes one's physical and temporal properties into their 'alternate' self."

 

[Crow]

"You pretty much pinpointed it with the latter half," the 'Doctor' adds, "however, the retrieved machine isn't the cause of it, but rather, we will use its parts to fix the machine that caused, and by extension, can reverse the effects we are currently under."

"This Philip and Shotaro operate slightly differently from us - we could feel their instinct and some of their history back there, starting from how their preferred transformation is CycloneJoker as opposed to our preferred HeatTrigger." Katsuo adds.

"And usually I'm the guy who falls asleep when we transform, but now he's the one who does," Hikaru adds, "that, with our personalities - it's like left shifted to right and right shifted to left. I wouldn't be surprised if our hearts were on the wrong side of our chest right now."

Hikaru actually checked his heart to see whether this was the case.

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[Thepotatogod]

--Sougo Tokiwa || Woz--
Interaction: Crow

"I see..." Sougo nods, soon taking out the W Ridewatch. "Guess that's one thing that's different from the W I know." He says, glancing down at the watch before pocketing it. "At least you two now know how the other half lives, right?" He asks patting the two double detectives' shoulders. "Maybe this'll let you two work a little bit better."

"I see. How long would you say until this machine of yours is fixed?" Woz asked, "I'm starting to think that our escape from the Siren's ship didn't go unnoticed."

"I'm pretty sure a lot of them spotted us."

 

[Crow]

"I suppose that is true, while we do rather well now, disagreements are inevitable with us being opposites. While they will continue, truly understanding disagreements is key," Katsuo says, before finding a strange being snuggling towards him as it rested on its shoulder.

"... I don't recall having this GaiaMemory... wait, I do. And it's sapient. I think I'm starting to be fond of him."

Katsuo presses it.

FANG

"Fang Memory, huh?"

"Gives me an idea. I think I'll piece something together when I'm the smart one again."

"Since I analysed the blueprints and got a better understanding - 4 to 6 hours," 'Akashi' adds, "I actually thought it'd take a day at first. While I lost a bit of my smarts, I still know how to follow instructions on a manual, so that saves us a good amount of time. With a bit of help, I think we could do 3. And don't worry about that - we end up with Siren tech all the time, though it's mostly spare parts for things we already have at this point. Their motivations for attacking us hardly has anything to do with us taking their stuff on occasion. Maybe it's at the lower parts of a long list, but either way, they have other priorities, whatever they might be."

"Then it is imperative that I lend some assistance. This new body comes with a higher IQ, as well as increased knowledge in the sciences," the 'Doctor' says, "if I am to have this body, I might as well use it for something before greeting it goodbye. And also before that memory of Ifrit being a goddamned brat gets etched into my mind for eternity."

"Who's Ifrit, Commander~?"

"My point exactly, Nimi, my point exactly."

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[Thepotatogod]

--Sougo Tokiwa || Woz--
Interaction: Crow Topless

"So you two never formed FangJoker?" Sougo asks, "As Katsuo and Hikaru, I mean." He asked, rubbing his chin. "Weird. I always thought that's like, an integral part of W's growth." He said before simply nodding. "I should probably warn you two, while the form itself is strong, it would make the right side, Hikaru or Phillip the host and it would probably no, definitely make him go berserk on the first use." He soon turned to the pink ship girl, who believes she can finish it in under 3 hours with a bit of help. "How much manpower do you need?" Sougo asks, "I think I can help on that end."

Meanwhile, Woz walks towards Kanna, letting out a proud smile.

"As foretold in this book, Sougo and I returned safe and sound." Woz says proudly, presenting to Kanna that he and Sougo was pretty much a ok.

 

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Kanna nods once more before hearing a familiar voice. She turns around and saw both Woz and Sougo have returned. Her eyes widens in surprise and without a moment's pass, runs pass the prophet and towards Sougo. "SOUGO!" She yelled, and upon approaching, she gives the young man a hug.

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[Crow]

"We already have four on board with the repairs - me, my two sidekicks and my Commander. I'd say six or seven is ideal for shortening time without a whole 'too many cooks' deal," 'Akashi' explains.

As they walked on, some would find themselves walking a familiar path of first entering the aptly-named Akashi Shop. In place of the shopkeeper, someone else was there.

"Yo."

"Shiranui," 'Akashi' frowns at the strange woman, "you're Shiranui, aren't you?"

"Affirmative."

"Why didn't you tell me you were struck too?"

"I tried to, but you were busy. Also I like my new look."

"Don't get used to it, pal! Tag along! We're turning you - and everyone - back! Kadokawa's gonna sue us if we don't hurry!"

"Now those are some pretty high stakes," the 'Doctor' adds.

And now all were headed for an underground path in the store that lead to Akashi's lab, decorated with an array of devices.

"Don't touch anything, guys. You don't know what some of these things can do. Sometimes, I don't either."

Before all was the broken device - the one that needed fixing.

"Just place the acquired machine right here and we can get to work."

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[PolikShadowbliss]

Hermione hopped off before Sougo could launch her anywhere, landing almost perfectly. She then shook herself from the cold and looked around at the strange people as she tugged her wand in her pocket. Then the introductions started, ”Hermione. Hermione Granger. Pleased to meet you.” It seemed though that no one heard her as they were busy going over some sort of machine. So she walked off a little as soon as they made port, looking around this ”Port Academy” for something to do! Or anyone to interact with.

Crow

 

[Thepotatogod]

--Sougo Tokiwa || Woz--
Interaction: Crow Topless

"Woah!" Sougo was honestly surprised to see the young Dragon girl run up to the Kamen Rider and basically hugged him. "Haha, Kanna-chan! Good to see you're still alive." Sougo chuckled as he patted the dragonling's head. "Are you hurt anywhere?" He asked, worried about the child's wellbeing. He soon heard about how many more did she need--about 2 or 3 more men would do. "Good. I'll summon in my helpers stat." He says, nodding as Sougo takes out a Ridewatch, the bulky golden one, he tapping the button, causing the golden ridewatch to glow a bit.

GRAND ZI-O!

Just then, three golden orbs flew out of the ridewatch, creating three giant gold plates that expand into gateways, and out came three very specific riders marked by their gold plate's red digits

BUILD! FOURZE! W!

One hailing from 2017, is a Rider that appears similar to W, however, asymmetrical in nature as the red side depicts a rabbit while the blue side depicts a tank.

The one hailing from 2011 is a white, astronaut looking rider who acts like a cheerful delinquent highschooler Has several switches on him, many of which should make him a walking toolbox.

The one hailing from 2010 is just W once again. This time, its greenside is white but still possesses that same posh, genius stance.

"Here, I'll let you borrow these three for now." Sougo says, as the three Riders turn to Sougo. "Build, Fourze, Double." Sougo pointed at the respective ones. Build being the Red and Blue one. Fourze, the orange and white astronaut boi, and Double who...You probably know by now. "You three be good and do whatever the pink lady says, alright?" He tells them, and the three nodded in grunts. Soon, the three went with the girl, walking along like everything's normal.

"Are you sure that's the wise thing to do, m'lord?" Woz asks, approaching Sougo.

"Well, it's that or transforming into Grand Zi-O." Sougo shrugs, "I think that's a bit too much, really...And I'm getting hungry from our little trip." He says, turning to Kanna, "You hungry, too, Kanna-chan?"

--[Summoned Riders]}>

The Riders that were summoned from their respective points in time carried onto Akashi's lab. They looked at the inventions but didn't touch it.

Well, except Fourze who poked a curious looking device that looks like a comb.

"Oi. Fourze, hurry up." The Summoned W said just before Fourze could attempt to comb his helmet. This prompted Fourze to simply.put it back and catch up with the others.

 

[Topless]

Kanna shook her head as she is being patted. She appreciates that. Not long later, Sougo pulls out a golden stopwatch device and summons three riders for assist. "Oooooh..." She is stunned. Afterwards, Sougo asked if she is hungry, to which she replied with an eager nod.

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[PopcornPie]

Smartypaw and Pookybear decided to ignore the conversation happening around them. They were more focused on the escape route. The plan A was simple: Find her backpack, get the heck out of here. Plan B was slightly harder: Find the shore, build a rabbit-and-hamster-sized sailboat, get the heck out of here.

Pookybear did listen in on some of the Doctor's words, then he gave Smartypaw a little sideeye.

"Oh, Pookybear, of course I'm sorry that I changed them, too. I shouldn't have been inspecting so closely." His partner whimpered, her ears dragging across the sand. "I hope they're able to change themselves back to normal." She paused, her teary eyes holding on the ground. "I guess being changed back into some lonely, homely little orphan would be a fitting punishment in their eyes..."

As they approached familiar surroundings, Smartypaw slowed, coming to a stop altogether when the group reached Akashi's Shop. With a twitch of her whiskers, her somber look turned urgent. "Okay, Pookybear, let's go. I know I left my quill in that hospital. In case we're stopped, let's keep picturing what a seaworthy sailboat looks like." The hamster mounted her back once again, and she broke into a gallop.

Senko, in stark contrast, was completely cooperative. "My apologies for melting those cords. I hope it's fixable." Even though Sougo was able to summon helpers, the kitsune still wished to approach the machine, cracking her knuckles.

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[Crow]

"Don't worry about that. The chords aren't important in the slightest. Compared to everything here, these straightforward wires are the easiest things to replicate and replace," 'Akashi' consoles Senko.

Hikaru and Katsuo looked at the newly-arrived W in awe.

"That's... us?"

"He's using the Fang Memory!"

"Wait, it's not us, but I think we have their faces... maybe we should ask some more details about this 'FangJoker' stuff."

"It would be rude to interrupt their activities. Remember - ASAP."

"I'm starting to miss when I would be the one who said that."


Construction was underway, and in three hours, the device was back to normal, functioning properly.

"Let me test it on myself first," Akashi says as she aims the device at herself, turning her into-

"Ooookay, something's amiss, so let me fine tune this and... walla walla bing bing..."

Akashi fired it at herself again, and at long last, it worked.

"Nyahaha! Akashi has returned! It is thanks to you that this is possible!" Akashi turns to her sidekicks, the 'Doctor' and the summoned Riders. She then turns to all else. "You all played a part as well! For that, I will- uh- consider giving you discounts whenever you buy something here, nya! Now let's decide on an order!"

"I'm thinking of going last~" Z23 volunteers, "I've got a little special something."

"Think you can go second last for a change, Nimi?" Uncle Commander requests, glancing at Smartypaw.

And aaaaway we go!

One of the first to get struck was Laffey, but there were some errors as she was transformed into a strange woman from a realm beyond the four walls.

"AAAAHHHH! KANNA-CHAN! You're so cute!" She exclaims as she gave Kanna a great big hug. The ray struck again, turning the strange realistic woman back into a proper Laffey, and oddly enough, Kanna had turned into this very same realistic woman herself! The ray struck Kanna and turned her back to normal.

"Jiiiiiii...." Laffey gazes upon Kanna.

Ayanami and Javelin were next to be turned back.

"I never pictured myself being so nervous before."
"I'm glad to be me again!"

Hikaru and Katsuo were next in line, no longer were they green and black.

"That was the trigger."
"I'm back in the heat."

Our various cast members turned back - Trey was no longer in purgatory, Tantalum was back to regular size, Tohka was now gleeful again, Saber was no longer a 'dual wielder', to word things rather crudely, Kaladin's glory and bonds have been reforged and strengthened, and so on and so forth.

Akashi's sidekicks, the shopkeeper Shiranui and the inventor Yuubari, were back to normal as well.

"Glad to have the chair back."
"I am never going through that again in my life!"

Uncle Commander was now the blonde Commander once more!

"Nyeeheehee... being an old man all day felt weird! I'm glad I'm a woman again!"

The Doctor had been transmogrificated into the redheaded Commander, who was one of the shortest in the room, shorter than even Laffey, but of course a decent amount above Kanna.

"Guten tag, ladies and gentlemen. First time seeing my face for some of you, I assume?"

"My turn~. And by the way, Commander, I love you~. Chuuuuuuuu~."

As Z23 was struck by the rays, she tugged at the redheaded Commander's tie pulling them in for a kiss - lips connecting and beauty marks facing each other. As she turned back to normal, however, she was greatly embarassed and ashamed as her face flushed, she quickly unlocked her lips from her Commander and chides.

"N- none of this happened today!"

Some sobbing was apparent in her tone as she ran out of the area, covering her face from the pure shame.

"Zerstorer 23, wai-"

Katsuo places a shoulder on the redheaded Commander's shoulder before his legs could even move.

"Not now. Give her time."

"And in the meantime- Smartypaw, or should I say - Yuchino, it's your turn. You're the last to go, nyeehee," the blonde Commander says to the bunny-rabbit, noticing that she was ready to run. "Wait, where are you going?"

"Looks like Zerstorer 23 is not the only one who needs time, senpai," the redheaded Commander adds.

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As Hermione Granger wandered the place, she would hear someone.

"Laffey? Laffey? Where are you?"

"According to the database and all recent updates, the USS Laffey (DD-724), not to be confused with DD-459, has not manifested as a KAN-SEN as of yet."

"But she has to be here! Bailey said so!"

The girl approaches Hermione.

"Excuse me Miss, have you seen a girl- or woman- with a uniform kinda like mine?"

"It is speculated that the individual that we seek is the USS Laffey (DD-724), not to be confused with DD-459, which shares the same name and nation," her strange, hovering droid comments.

PolikShadowbliss


"It's the rabbit from before!"

Bailey, with Jupiter by her side, returns as she begins to chase after a running Smartypaw.

'"Don't you Bensons have more knots than that?" Jupiter asks, questioning Bailey's speed.

"If you want me to go faster, just ask nicely!" Bailey says as she goes top speed, swiftly catching Smartypaw in her grasp. "Got him!"

"Now that he's still, there's something about this rabbit... I've seen him before..."

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[PopcornPie]

Gah! In the excitement of escape, our heroine was snagged! And misgendered on top of that! On top of this humiliation, it was clear to our poor lagomorph that they would, in fact, turn her back into Yuchino, that feeble, helpless little girl!

"First of all, 'him'!? I'm still a girl." Smartypaw signaled Pookybear, and he climbed into Bailey's arms and chewed his best friend free. She landed on her belly with a harsh crunch. "Secondly, I would sooner go swimming in sulfuric acid than be turned back into Yuchino! I don't want to be some weak, lost orphan girl anymore! Pookybear, let's move! DUAL DIG!"

Both hamster and rabbit threw their claws at the ground, creating quite the miniature duststorm as they burrowed at the speed of a twister. When the cloud settled, our heroes were gone, leaving nothing but a bunny-sized crater!

"My, my." Senko, who had taken cover just in case the machine wanted to zap her as well, finally raised her foxy head to gaze upon everyone's new forms-well, old new forms. "You all look so lovely! But where did the little rabbit go?"

"Okay, Pookybear, think we're deep enough now. We can stop digging, and rest a while." After what felt like hours of continuous burrowing, Smartypaw's paws felt like they were about to come loose and fall off. They had dug so deep, they were now shrouded in perfect darkness. Just to be on the safe side, their tunnel zig-zagged and twisted, making use of any rocks they could find to make the path as bumpy and unsafe as possible. Her ears were still limp, and her eyes were still misty, which made Pookybear upset as well.

"Squeekyah?" Pookybear asked, gently rubbing against his partner's foreleg.

For a while, Smartypaw didn't answer. Her mouth opened and wavered, only to close again. Finally, she put on a grin. "I guess we can forget about both of our plans, Pookybear. We're not getting my quill back, and there's no way we can outpace them to the sea. But that's okay! There's no shame in making a new life here." She sniffed, wiping tears away with her eartips. "Who knows? Maybe a miracle will happen."

"Tututu. Chichitusqueetuchi." Pookybear continued to nuzzle her. "Squeechutisqueepee? Chimiyusqueekichi."

"...We could try sneaking in while everyone's asleep." The rabbit brightened up ever so slightly. "But we can't tell if it's nighttime from all the way down here."

"Chisqueekimtu."

"Oh, Pookybear, I couldn't ask you to sneak back up there for me! You might get kidnapped again."

"Squeekychimisqueek. Tusmeepchichisqueek."

"I guess it is safer if you went. You are so much smaller than me, and so much quicker. And even if you did get caught, they wouldn't use the beam on you, right?"

"Nunu!"

"Well, I guess we don't have any other choice. But I'd still like to rest first."

"Meetu."

And that became our heroes' new plan.

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[Crow]

"Turn back into Yuchino? What are you-."

Jupiter's realization hit her as she turned to Bailey, who was a little saddened by the rabbit's escape.

"I think I know what to do. Bailey, you go on ahead. I'm staying, for a long, long time."

"Will you bring the rabbit back?"

"I can't promise that, but I'll try."

Jupiter stood there, arms crossed, watching over the hole.

She was determined to be there for a long time.

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[PolikShadowbliss]

Herimone looks at the girl. "Come to think of it, yeah, I have but I've seen several woman and girls like you."

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[Thepotatogod]

--Sougo Tokiwa || Woz--
Interaction: Crow Topless

As soon as the Riders were thanked, they were swiftly relieved of duty, glowing gold before suddenly dispersing into golden leaves that go along with the wind.

"I never thought I could keep them up for three hours without turning Grand..." Sougo sighed, breaking a sweat. Usually these summons last for a few minutes since he only uses them for combat most of the time.

"As expected of m'lord, such power that even he doesn't know." Woz chuckled to himself, and soon, the two Riders began to watch the ray go absolutely everywhere, hitting various targets. The first one was the girl named laffy, who transformed into a rather cute, normal looking girl.

"Cute..." Sougo simply said aloud as the normal girl had taken a liking to Kanna. Just then, the girl was hit, reverting to a cute little girl with the same hair color as Kanna but in a messy twintails and mechanical ship parts on her. This time, Kanna was transformed into the girl from before. "Is it still broken. . ?" Sougo gulped and just before he brought up the question to the pink girl who had now become a small green haired catgirl named Akashi, Kanna was reverted back to normal, earning a sigh of relief from Sougo himself. "Thank goodness..." He sighed.

Some other girls were hit by the ray and reverted to normal, but Sougo didn't really know them that much. Eventually, the beams hit Phillip and Shoutaro, reverting back into Katsuo and Hikaru.

"As per your assistance earlier..." Woz began as he and Sougo approached this alternate version of W, "I shall see to it that I will revere your W's rebirth." He said proudly, which prompted Sougo to chuckle a bit, turning to the two detectives.

"He just means congrats for turning back to normal." Sougo said, translating Woz' words to the W duo. "Let's get formally introduced as yourselves. I'm Sougo Tokiwa, Kamen Rider Zi-O." He extended his hand to the two, "I'm gonna be the most kindest, most praised overlord of all time!"

 

[PopcornPie]

Secret...A-gent Ham! Secret...A-gent Ham! Sneak around the Azur Lane, for your bunny friend.

After refueling with grubs and ants, Pookybear was tunneling back to the surface. Originally, he was simply going up the tunnel he and Smartypaw had already provided; When he realized that those were the silhouettes of shipgirls meeting him at the mouth, he stopped so coldly that he lost his grip on the ground, and tumbled heels over head back down to the bottom, shrieking all the way.

Despite the failure, Pookybear was still determined. He began to scuttle around the settlement...Only to remember that he was only spawned a few hours ago, and had no clue where anything he was looking for was. His little whiskers waved in the wind as he surveyed the landscape with confusion.

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Kanna was taken by surprise when Laffey, who was turned into a realistic human, hugs her, but not long when the roles reversed after getting hit by the beam, but that was short too when she got hit again, reverting her back to normal. Kanna is confused.

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[Crow]

"Oh, so you've seen a girl with a uniform like mine? That's great!" the girl glees.

"Please describe the location, or specify it," the hovering droid comments, "your help will be greatly appreciated."

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"I know you're still there, Yuchino, I just want to talk," Jupiter speaks down the hole.

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As Pookybear wandered around aimlessly, his small size combined with the relative crowds allowing him to go unnoticed a long while, he would see an unfamiliar face. Well technically all faces were unfamiliar, but still. This person sat on a bench and sobbed, before swiftly noticing Pookybear.

"Ah! A rat! Oh, you're just a hamster... are you lost?"

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"Benson-class Destroyer, Laffey..."

"J-class Destroyer, Javelin!"

"Special Akatsuki-class Destroyer - Ayanami."

They performed a great pose.

"Hmmm... someone's missing..."

"Of course someone's missing! Nimi just left!"

"Hmmm... Laffey finds that there is something about this girl... something familiar... Laffey might have seen her before..." Laffey begins to circle Kanna.

With the quartet missing their straight man, they were free to go insane.

"My name is Hikaru," the left side of W declares.

"Katsuo. Just Katsuo. No need for formalities," the right side of W continues.

"I am the Commander who leads the Crimson Axis," the short person wearing what appeared to be a Kriegsmarines uniform says.

"Nyeeheehee, I'm the Commander who leads the factions of the old Azur Lane," the blonde woman who donned what appeared to be a British Navy uniform continued.

"Together, we lead the New Azur Lane!"

"They're pretty coordinated for a couple of guys who bicker at least once a week," Laffey deadpans.

"When you spend too much time with someone, I guess it's bound to happen," Javelin follows this with a sheepish laugh.

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[Thepotatogod]

--Sougo Tokiwa || Woz--
Interaction: Crow Topless

"It's really great to meet you all." Sougo smiles, nodding after the others formally introduced themselves as, well, their actual selves. The girls of Azure Lane in of itself are...All weird, in his opinion. They're all biomechanical, as if those ship parts are a part of their bodies. He noted this fact as one of these girls, the Kanna-lookalike, Laffey of the Destroyer family, began to circle the Dragon girl like a battleship circling a target. Let's hope nothing bad happens to them.

"I know how that feels." Sougo softly laughs as Javelin mentions that the two commanders who bicker often became quite coordinate. "I have a friend who actually tried to kill me at least a few times but he's really a great partner to me." He casually reveals, making light of those murder attempts, being outweighed by his friendship with the guy.

 

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Kanna is alarmed as Laffey circles around like a wolf who found its prey. She stares at her, thinking of what will she do next.

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[Crow]

"Lots of people here tried to kill each other back in the day. We were seperate factions once, after all. It wasn't until my parents' era when New Azur Lane was truly established so that the war between the different nations of humanity wouldn't be a thing again... for the most part. Those Sardegnians still hate us after all this time and the Northern Parliament is completely lost to our eyes, like a continent hidden in the mist, where our only contact with those bear-hugging vodka chuggers is Avrora."

"Speaking of Avrora, don't you have a meeting with her later this week, Commander?" Javelin turns to face the blonde Commander.

"That's right, Javelin!"

"It's a threeway - me, her and Avrora. I think we're finally going to meet her gang."

"But anyways, back on track," the blonde Commander continues, "these days, those who actively murdered each other find themselves friends these days. You're getting along with Hiei these days, aren't you, Laffey?

Uh... Laffey?"

Laffey was a bit occupied with Kanna.

"... If no one can see us but they can hear our voices, does that mean they won't be able to tell who's who... ?"

"Wow, she thought of that without showering. I'm impressed, nyeeheehee. OK, I think you're traumatizing her, Laffey," the blonde Commander picks Laffey up, pretty much carrying her like a baby.

"You all might want to continue your antics outside, I'm gonna start working now, and to call this lab hazard-free is very blatant lying, nya," Akashi addresses all, "OK Yuubari, get ready for the first order of business!"

"You got it, Akashi!"

"It's pretty close to sundown now, so maybe showing you all where you'll sleep before you return home is a good idea for starters," the redheaded Commander suggests, "there's more than enough room and the maids have been hard at work keeping the place spick and span while everyone was out, only to let it collect dust until our next collab."

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"No!" Smartypaw shouted back up the hole. "I'm not going to be Yuchino again! I'm happier this way!"

Pookybear's fur shot up, half frightened at being spotted and half enraged at being called a rat. "Cheekiqueekatasquee!" He hissed, waving his forepaws. Then, realizing that this person could be helpful, he rubbed his fuzzy chin, then drew a quill in the air. Perhaps he should have asked Smartypaw what it looked like.

"You're destroyers?" Senko's ears flicked. "My, you're all so interesting. Are you familiar with us kitsunes?"

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