Corrupt a Wish

[takki]

Granted, but they are killed in a drive-by-shooting
I wish discord wasn't so crazy

Granted but they lose a lot of users in the process and they go bankrupt and was forced to shut down

Granted, Skynet takes over the world and decides to adopt the look of cute, innocent waifus for their killing machines. So, they are now real, but also want to wipe out humanity. (could be an added bonus for you idk lol)

I wish that my crush would stop sending such mixed signals.

Granted but you didn't respond to FishFin's wish so your crush dies

I wish that one of you would grant my wish

 

[Freikugel]

No

I wish no one could ever grant Jicanni's wish

 

[2Bornot2B]

granted but none of your wishes will be granted simultaneously

i wish i found the meaning of life

 

[Tia the Tired]

granted, however you shall die immediately afterwards and the universe shall collapse in on itself .-.


i wish i wasn't an anxious mess

 

[the_grail_at_camelot]

granted, but you'll be bad at all sports

I wish I could fly

 

[Cherry Syrup]

Granted, but you can only by flapping your arms as hard as you possibly can, and you cannot go more than an inch above the ground.

I wish I could have anything just by asking politely.

 

[fIora]

granted, but every time you get something it's always mildly disgusting or corrupted.

I wish I could see the future.

 

[Natural Flavour]

Granted, but seeing the future drives you into despair and insanity.

I wish I didn't have a guilty conscience.

 

[Fuzz]

Granted, But everytime you do something wrong sam L Jackson yells out "MOTHA FUCKA" loud enough anyone near by could hear.

I wish for a another UNDEFINED

 

[boabo]

Granted, but it doesn't live up to the hype.

I wish for the ability to play any instrument expertly.

 

[Ultimate Nerd]

Granted, but everyone else on Earth is deaf.

I wish I was better at cosplay.

 

[Remembrance]

Granted, but everyone won't recognize the character your cosplaying as.

I wish I was de-VACced on CSGO.

 

[h2h0e]

Granted, but because I don't know what that is, nothing happens.

I wish for jazz.

 

[ViciousVip3R]

I wish I was 6 feet tall.

 

[Remembrance]

Granted

But now you look like SCP-096;

 

[ViciousVip3R]

Granted

But now you look like SCP-096;
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Your wish?

 

[Remembrance]

Your wish?

Make me excessively cold in the summers and warm in the winters.

 

[Tia the Tired]

Granted, however you will experience intense frostbite and heat stroke during each season.

I wish my senpai would notice me.

 

[Sir Swigglesworth]

Your senpai will notice you but they turn out to be a severe yandere.

I wish I could have the power to shapeshift and control my own age.

 

[Remembrance]

Granted but you have to wait a year in between each shape shift and your age can only change by a day.

I wish for more time.

 

[Tia the Tired]

Granted, however the time you wish for will be taken from a close relative/friend, thus shortening their life span.

I wish for Homestuck to continue.

 

[Ultimate Nerd]

Granted, but every character turns into Vriska. (Dx The horror.)

I wish I wasn't nocturnal.

 

[Tia the Tired]

Granted, however you will burn in the sun.

I wish that this fanfic has more than 25 chapters.

 

[Ultimate Nerd]

Granted. But chapter 26 ruins the plot and kills off all the good characters.

I wish I could talk to my favourite characters.

 

[Tia the Tired]

Granted, however they would not be able to reply.

I wish that everyone in the world turned into ducks.