Corrupt a Wish

[Remembrance]

Granted, however they would not be able to reply.

I wish that everyone in the world turned into ducks.

Granted but everybody but you are now ducks and they can only see you as a large loaf of bread.

I wish that I wasn’t such an insomniac.

 

[HikaruMamoru]

Granted, but now you're in a state of eternal slumber.

I wish to end world hunger.

 

[Remembrance]

Granted, but the food used to end world hunger is hot cheetos and those that ingest it become morbidly obese and diabetic.

I wish I was bored.

 

[Tia the Tired]

Granted, however you will never experience happiness ever again.

I wish for world peace.

 

[Elowyn]

Granted, but at what cost??? The world is at peace but doesn't know their right hand from their left.

I wish that I would stop feeling repressed and live a full life.

 

[Sinnama]

Granted.

However, you've become immortal and will outlive every human on this Earth to the point of extinction.

I wish that I could shoot bullets out of my fingers.

 

[HeathertheGamer]

Granted, but you shoot when you point at things or people and cannot control it all the time.

I wish I could master any language I desired.

 

[Remembrance]

Granted, but you shoot when you point at things or people and cannot control it all the time.

I wish I could master any language I desired.

Granted but nobody understands you as they describe you speaking “incoherently” and “at random”.

Fucking, just make my room modestly cold.

 

[Hiddencard]

You got it, but every other room you will ever go into, will be like an oven to you, no matter the season.

I wish we could tourist to the moon already

 

[Tia the Tired]

Granted, however the moon will explode and destroy the earth when the 666th person steps on the surface.

I wish Sheith was canon.

 

[Dolches]

I don't know what that is, but it does become canon but in the worst way possible (i.e Everybody dies in shitty ways lmao)

I wish I had a stand from JoJo

 

[jazzy persimmon]

You get a stand from Jojo...but it was actually DIO!

I wish I had a cake right now.

 

[LennyTheMemeGod]

You get a stand from Jojo...but it was actually DIO!

I wish I had a cake right now.

Granted, but the icing has lead in it.


I wish a completely unbiased book of the history of the entire world existed.

 

[HeathertheGamer]

Granted, but the icing has lead in it.


I wish a completely unbiased book of the history of the entire world existed.

Granted, but it also lies about what happened throughout history.

I wish people would learn to be patient.

 

[June Verles]

I wish people would learn to be patient.

Granted but they're all tired of your individual shit perpetually.

I wish for some Macky D's right now

 

[Remembrance]

Granted but they're all tired of your individual shit perpetually.

I wish for some Macky D's right now

Granted but nobody knows what the fuck your talking about.

I wish for eternal sleep.

 

[JessiJean]

Granted but it will be sleep full of nightmares.

I wish I didn’t have periods anymore.

 

[Webs Elk]

Granted, but now all your sentences end with commas and no one wants to RP with you anymore. At least that time of month is gone.
JessiJean

I wish for a Nintendo Switch.

 

[Potato-sama]

Granted, but the Nintendo Switch does not turn on.

I wish for the world to become a happy place.

 

[JessiJean]

Granted, but now everyone is simply content and anything that could potentially improve won’t because everyone is happy. Culture stagnates.

I wish no one would abuse their fellow person

 

[Webs Elk]

Granted but now everyone takes out their agression on objects. Everything in the world is abused and broken until, eventually, nothing is left.
JessiJean

I wish for the best game in time and space.

 

[Dolches]

Granted but now everyone takes out their agression on objects. Everything in the world is abused and broken until, eventually, nothing is left.
JessiJean

I wish for the best game in time and space.

Yeah but, the ending is an actual ending and you cannot play it again.

I wish that I was a better person.

 

[JessiJean]

Granted, but everyone around you is now evil.

I wish I could get some time alone

 

[LennyTheMemeGod]

Granted, but everyone around you is now evil.

I wish I could get some time alone

Granted, but you shrink an inch for every hour that you spend alone.

I wish a completely unbiased and TRUTHFUL book of the history of the entire world existed.

 

[JessiJean]

Granted, but you have to travel through time (without interacting) and write it yourself.

I wish my family and I could take a vacation.