Corrupt a Wish

(Brutal)
Granted, but you will work so hard, you'll wish you could rest

I wish I had friends
 
(thats honestly better than my current grade)
Granted but she's cheating on you

I wish that my mac wasn't so laggy
 
(Oof)
Granted, but you'll get a cramp so bad you won't be able to write anymore


I wish the stories I wrote weren't so gory
 
((....
Stahp))

Granted, but those drawings will try to kill you

I wish I had self esteem
 
Granted, but I am the only one who even notices it.

I wish that Bun has a better life in the future.
(And because one of the wishes I had in the past was to choose the different corruptions in my wishes....)
And the corruption for that wish is that I won't have much of a future, because all of my luck transfered over to Bun.
 
Granted, but I am the only one who even notices it.

I wish that Bun has a better life in the future.
(And because one of the wishes I had in the past was to choose the different corruptions in my wishes....)
And the corruption for that wish is that I won't have much of a future, because all of my luck transfered over to Bun.
Awww, Granted, but all of that luck goes back to you

Hm... I wish to be a cool guy
Granted, but only Fungus will notice you
 
All of you cease, we’ve already corrupted one thread, let us not corrupt another.

Now
I wish I could become the Harem God.
 
All of you cease, we’ve already corrupted one thread, let us not corrupt another.

Now
I wish I could become the Harem God.
I was just going to challenge them to a battle of Splatoon....

Granted, but the girls in your Harem will hate you.

I wish my shades were darker
 
Granted, Now they are dark just like eclipse sunglasses, you can only see the sun and nothing else.

I wish my band got back together...
 
Granted, but you can only see the exact moment when you die, and in third person.

I wish I could run a five minute mile.
 

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