Corrupt a Wish

[Sir Fungus]

Granted, but they mold 3 seconds after.

I wish I was ugly.

Granted, but then you become beautiful in an instant.

I wish I took gods place.

 

[Lone Star II]

Granted, but then you become beautiful in an instant.

I wish I took gods place.

Granted, but nobody knows of your exsistance and they blame it on China for some reason.

I wish I had less friends

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

Granted, but later on twice as many people that left will want to be friends again.

I wish for more wishes.

 

[Lone Star II]

Granted, but they're still being corruputed

I wish that nothing I do matters to anyone so I can die

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

Granted, but you become immortal.

I wish for my wishes to be uncorrupted.

 

[Lone Star II]

Granted, but you become immortal.

I wish for my wishes to be uncorrupted.

Granted. (See what I did there?)

I wish to choose what kind of corruption I get in my wishes.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

Granted. What corruption for this wish?

 

[Lone Star II]

That I have to use some of my wishes for others and not myself.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

Accepted.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

I wish to be famous

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

Granted, but your famous for barfing.

I wish for a 1-up.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

Granted, but that 1-Up swipes all your gold coins.

I wish to be alone

 

[swamp fairy]

Granted, you are now the only person left in the universe. Enjoy your crippling loneliness.

I wish I had a watermelon.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

Granted, but its not the watermelon you were expecting.

Spoiler

Its a woman's amputated breast

I wish to be surrounded by people again.

 

[The Waluigist Priestess]

granted but they're annoying

I wish to be happily married to Cole from Ninjago without insane fangirls trying to kill me.

 

[Yhmera]

Spoiler

granted but they're annoying

I wish to be happily married to Cole from Ninjago without insane fangirls trying to kill me.

Granted, but he is never home to see you.

Wish I had the super powers of shazam.

 

[The Waluigist Priestess]

granted but you have to say "I admit I'm stupid" for it to work.

I wish Cole would come home to me for once

 

[Windstar]

Granted but it’s only that one time and he forgets you completely

I wish I slept at midnight instead of so, so late into the morning!

 

[BunnyVT]

Granted, but you will wake up later than usual.

I wish I could draw

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

You have it granted, but that power can only be used for lewd drawing only.

I wish for your wish to be corrupted instead of mine!

 

[BunnyVT]

Granted, But an Uno reverse card will ensue


I wish that I could have a sword in real life

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

Granted, but you didn't specify what kind so..... you get a note card that reads "Sword".

I wish to be good at making my own clothes

 

[BunnyVT]

Granted, But those clothes will not fit you

I wish I had a stand like Kakyoins

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

Granted, but your stand is only able to erase you from existence.

I wish to have the stand KILLER QUEEN

 

[BunnyVT]

Granted, But your stand will activate "Bites the Dust" On you constantly

I wish I had more sushi..