Bacon is fluffy
Wut'n th'name of davy jonez lockr is uh sall-add?
Huzzah, you are the commander and chief but nobody knows it. Congrats
Corrupt a Wish
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ViciousVip3R
Merchant of Death, Quest Log Fanatic
Yeah that was my second guess at what you were trying to say lol
Rachael of the Shire
The Witch Among The Shirelings
Granted. They kidnap you and make you their slave.
I wish I could get one more goldfish to be a friend to my current one.
ViciousVip3R
Merchant of Death, Quest Log Fanatic
Granted, but they are goldfish, so they forget about each other in 5 seconds and never progress to more than new acquaintances.
I wish I could eat some sushi right now
The Golden General
The "Leader" of the ROBLOX Immmigrants
Granted, but it is your least favourite type of sushi and you are forced to eat only that type of sushi for the rest of your life.
I wish I could have one day where I don't need to do anything at all. That means no school, no homework, no chores, no helping parents, no going out, just chilling in my room with all of my devices. Also no socializing with others.
ViciousVip3R
Merchant of Death, Quest Log Fanatic
Haha, jokes on you, I love all sushi equally.
Granted, but you literally do nothing. You have to breath and eat artificially. (Like when you get in a really bad accident, I think they just pump air in and put food directly into your stomach)
I wish the RPs I love don't die.
Cara
i'm a leaf on the wind watch how i soar. ♥
ViciousVip3R
Merchant of Death, Quest Log Fanatic
As GM of this thread, I hereby grant you your wish, with NO strings attached. Thanks for the like thread, I'll do the same for you guys.
I wish I had a twin brother.
Cara
i'm a leaf on the wind watch how i soar. ♥
Thank you ^.^ XD
i also grant you your wish and i wont do any thing bad for it because i wish i had a twin too.
Bacon is fluffy
Wut'n th'name of davy jonez lockr is uh sall-add?
I just gotta ask...how is that corrupting my wish? How do you know I'm not into fem dom. xD
Granted,but he will impersonate you and make love to your wife when you're at work.
I wish there was a flying spaghetti monster.
ViciousVip3R
Merchant of Death, Quest Log Fanatic
Granted, the spaghetti has started decaying, and it sucks. Plus it is too friendly.
I wish I had more time.
Bacon is fluffy
Wut'n th'name of davy jonez lockr is uh sall-add?
Granted. Yer now stuck in a hyperbolic time chamber. As 2 minutes pass for you end up being 80 years of real life time passing for the rest of the universe. You finally have the time you wanted,but at the cost of everything else.
I wish it for 10,000 chicken fajitas
Rachael of the Shire
The Witch Among The Shirelings
You explode with all those chicken fajitas.
I wish my goldfish had better memory.
I wish my goldfish had better memory.
ViciousVip3R
Merchant of Death, Quest Log Fanatic
Granted, it now has a memory of 30 minutes.
I wish I could have some Pho rn.
I wish I could have some Pho rn.
Bacon is fluffy
Wut'n th'name of davy jonez lockr is uh sall-add?
Granted. It's mystery pho. Full of indistinguishable goop and meat-like pieces.
I wish southpark was real
I wish southpark was real
Tarmagon
Murphy was an optimist.
Granted, but you now have the part of Kenny''s little known cousin, Lenny, who dies every 5 minutes.
I wish the Jabberwocky was back, I'm sorry I wished to kill it.
I wish the Jabberwocky was back, I'm sorry I wished to kill it.
Rachael of the Shire
The Witch Among The Shirelings
The Jabberwocky comes back and rips your head off in an act of revenge.
I wish the red paint would come off of my fingers.
I wish the red paint would come off of my fingers.
ViciousVip3R
Merchant of Death, Quest Log Fanatic
Granted, the red paint is replaced with blood.
I wish I would stop procrastinating.
Rachael of the Shire
The Witch Among The Shirelings
That rinsed off a lot more easily, thanks.
You receive an electric shock every time you even consider procrastinating.
I wish I could get the white paint off the seat of my dress.
You receive an electric shock every time you even consider procrastinating.
I wish I could get the white paint off the seat of my dress.
Dr.Nekoshu
Confuse. Improvise. Overcome.
You will easily be able to remove the white paint... But sadly the dress will smell of old milk for an unknown reason.
I wish I could snuggle a complacent snow leopard.
I wish I could snuggle a complacent snow leopard.
ViciousVip3R
Merchant of Death, Quest Log Fanatic
Granted, but you are severely allergic to animals.
I wish my hair didn't grow so fast.
Rachael of the Shire
The Witch Among The Shirelings
You get to snuggle a beautiful, flawlesss snow leopard. You are then turned into a snow leopard kitten and she keeps you forever.
Granted. Your hair falls out over the course of a week. The stuff that grows in after has the texture and appearance of craft yarn and wire and only ever grows to be five inches long.
i wish I could jump from my window to the next building without hurting myself.
Dr.Nekoshu
Confuse. Improvise. Overcome.
You will be able to do this with ease, but every time you do so, your appearance will be heralded by the sound of your name being shouted in music form.
I wish people would stop getting crushes on me
I wish people would stop getting crushes on me
ViciousVip3R
Merchant of Death, Quest Log Fanatic
They stop crushing on you, only to start crushing you with all sorts of heavy materials.
I wish I could have an original profile pic.
Rachael of the Shire
The Witch Among The Shirelings
You get an original profile picture... of someone's grubby, warty, stinky feet.
I wish I could hold my breath longer underwater.
I wish I could hold my breath longer underwater.
