Corrupt a Wish

[Trombone Geek]

Class is easier, but because everything is so easy they change the grading scale so that 1-96% is an F, 97% is a D, 98% is a C, 99% is a B, and 100% is an A.

I wish our band could come out first in our class at every competition.

 

[ViciousVip3R]

Granted, but only because they give out participation medals to all and everyone gets "first" place.


I wish this post would get liked by two people.

 

[Bacon is fluffy]

Granted, but the rest of your posts will be hated by the rest of the forum community.

I wish there was a way to eat with my ass.

 

[ViciousVip3R]

Granted, but the rest of your posts will be hated by the rest of the forum community.

I wish there was a way to eat with my ass.

Granted!?!?!? But it tastes really bad, and you are condemned to eating only ass for the rest of your days.

I wish my cough would go away.

 

[Bacon is fluffy]

Granted, now you have cancer.

I wish there was a way to travel from one place to another without walking. Walking sucks. I wish I didn't need to walk to go places

 

[Tarmagon]

Granted. You can now teleport. But you always reappear naked.

I wish I had a cheeseburger.

 

[ViciousVip3R]

Granted. You can now teleport. But you always reappear naked.

I wish I had a cheeseburger.

Granted, but you cannot eat it.

I wish I could master a martial art.

 

[Bacon is fluffy]

Granted, but you cannot eat it.

I wish I could master a martial art.

Granted,but now your arms and legs are broken.

I wish asuna was a real person

 

[ViciousVip3R]

Granted,but now your arms and legs are broken.

I wish asuna was a real person

Granted, but SAO is never invented so you don't meet her.

I wish Parasyte was real.

 

[Bacon is fluffy]

Granted, but SAO is never invented so you don't meet her.

I wish Parasyte was real.

Granted,but now you're one of their victims.

I wish I knew how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if he wanted to chuck wood.

 

[ViciousVip3R]

Granted, the answer is none.


I wish I had an ever filling cornucopia

 

[Bacon is fluffy]

Granted, the answer is none.


I wish I had an ever filling cornucopia

Granted, but everything coming from said cornucopia is a cleverly disguised tofa substitute.

I wish there was cologne that smelled better than farts.

 

[ViciousVip3R]

Granted, but everything coming from said cornucopia is a cleverly disguised tofa substitute.

I wish there was cologne that smelled better than farts.

Granted, it smells good to you, but smells like farts to everyone else.

I wish I could sing

 

[The Golden General]

Granted, but you can only sing the songs you hate the most.

I wish I could have anything I want for a day.

 

[Rachael of the Shire]

You can sing, but people bully you for your beautiful soprano voice.

I wish I was better at singing screamo.

 

[Bacon is fluffy]

Granted,but now you have tourettes.

I wish I was always first in line for everything ever

 

[ViciousVip3R]

Granted,but now you have tourettes.

I wish I was always first in line for everything ever

Granted, first to pay taxes, first to get executed, etc.


I wish I could invent the cure for cancer

 

[Rachael of the Shire]

You die immediately after inventing it.

I wish I could communicate with all animals.

 

[Bacon is fluffy]

And now you hear their thoughts 24/7 without a filter.

I wish there was a lazer beam that scratched my ass from space.

 

[Church418]

And now you hear their thoughts 24/7 without a filter.

I wish there was a lazer beam that scratched my ass from space.

A laser beam gets right up in there and scratches that ass, unfortunately its 500 Mega Watts so now you have an ass with a 3rd degree burn

I wish that Mark Wahlberg would make sweet love to me and my wife.

 

[ViciousVip3R]

And now you hear their thoughts 24/7 without a filter.

I wish there was a lazer beam that scratched my ass from space.

Granted, but everyone becomes disturbed by your fascination with your glutemus maximus and you are ostracized from society.

Edit: Granted but then you become the stepdad. (Movie reference anyone?)

I wish I could spell.

 

[Church418]

Granted, but everyone becomes disturbed by your fascination with your glutemus maximus and you are ostracized from society.

Edit: Granted but then you become the stepdad. (Movie reference anyone?)

I wish I could spell.

I would happily be a step dad to Mark Wahlberg's god child.

Granted, but now you're dyslexic.

I wish I got more excited about baked chicken and rice for dinner

 

[ViciousVip3R]

Granted, rice is life.

I wish I was the POTUS.

 

[Bacon is fluffy]

Granted, rice is life.

I wish I was the POTUS.

Granted,but no one knows what that is.

I wish there were hot alien babes

 

[ViciousVip3R]

Granted,but no one knows what that is.

I wish there were hot alien babes

It means: President Of The United States
Edit: unless you already know.... That would be awkward

I'll let someone else grant your wish.