Continue the Story, One Sentence at a Time

[cyka of blyat the XVI]

But then King Steponlego appears with his not so mighty army and loots the remains of the kingdom

 

[Silver Wolf]

But as luck would have it, a typical chosen one selected by the goddess of fluff-off descended from hell above heaven below god wielding the divine sword of whoop-ass-to-the-face was hellbent on sending the sword ten feet through the bum of the king who was actually the demon lord in disguise.

 

[h2h0e]

The demon lord died, but then came back to life, hence being a demon.

 

[capMARVELOUS]

The resurrected demon lord continued his pillaging of the kingdom, aided by his most wretched underlings and closet weeaboos.

 

[Thatoneflawedhero]

Until the hero, Nicholas of Tafkaria came in and smited his wretched armies with the might of one million men.

 

[madame moiselle]

Nicolas of Tafkaria couldn't of done it all without his mighty steed, who was actually Donkey from Shrek who magically transported all the way to this time in this dimension to fulfill his role as 'the mighty steed'!

 

[h2h0e]

"The fuck happened here?" Yelled Donkey.

 

[cyka of blyat the XVI]

"Well shit." King Steponlego, the demon lord, said out loud, before running off into the hills to not be found.

 

[The Hero]

As he ran, he dropped a picture which revealed he was Princess Legoshoe's real father.

 

[h2h0e]

Princess Legoshoe ignored the paper, because it was a piece of commoner's paper.

 

[Le Fuzzy Maraca]

Princess Legoshoe said "Screw this kingdom" and went and lived on a stage, where she changed her name to Mettaton and had plastic surgery to make her look like a robot with stylish hair, and fooled every Undertale fan in the kingdom.

 

[h2h0e]

One day she had a daughter and died.

 

[The Hero]

But while in the afterlife, she traded her daughter's life for her life back.

 

[h2h0e]

The selfish coward realized that if she kept doing this she would live forever.

 

[Le Fuzzy Maraca]

Princess Legoshoe had a son, she named the son Blah, because he didn't need a proper name if he was going to get killed just so Princess Legoshoe can get her life back when she dies again.

 

[h2h0e]

But her son was killed.

 

[Flame Demon]

And princess Legoshoe was worried and got grey hairs from rhe stress, making her look like an old lady.

 

[Le Fuzzy Maraca]

The owner of the local nursing home saw Princess Legoshoe walking down the street and made her go to the nursing home because the owner thought Legoshoe was an old lady.

 

[h2h0e]

And then she was seduced by an old man

 

[capMARVELOUS]

This old man turned out to be Wizzy the Wizard, the most powerful being in the universe, and he had seduced the princess because she looked like his wife.

 

[Le Fuzzy Maraca]

Later, Wizzy the Wizard's real wife came along and slapped Wizzy and left him.

 

[capMARVELOUS]

Wizzy the Wizard became depressed and turned to alcohol, and eventually died of liver explosion, leaving Princess Legoshoe alone once more.

 

[Le Fuzzy Maraca]

Princess Legoshoe died of stepping on lego. Nobody went to her funeral because everyone else in her family was also killed by the forces of lego.

 

[capMARVELOUS]

But in the afterlife, she traded the soul of Chogokin, her pet reality-destroying pug, for her own, and got her soul transferred to Chogokin's body as a result.

 

[h2h0e]

but the pug was on the last day of his life.