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[capMARVELOUS]

Her period was literal: a slew of periods came out of her.

 

[Natural Flavour]

Princess Legoshoe realized that this was getting slightly erotic, and erotic content isn't allowed on RpNation, so Princess Legoshoe thanked the Lobster man for saving her from her period and left.

 

[capMARVELOUS]

Princess Legoshoe declined the question mark, being more of an exclamation mark person herself.

 

[Flame Demon]

But then a vampire queen disguised as a human killed the lobster man and walked away again, she had been after that guy for a few years now and her servants were crappy at killing people.

 

[Rockwithfries]

And then the IRS appeared and took what belongings princess Legoshoe had, because she hadn’t paid taxes.

 

[Tia the Tired]

So, she decided to go to a nearby McDonald's and scream for Szechuan sauce.

 

[Corrosion]

Unfortunately, all the Szechuan sauce had been taken by Rick and Morty fans with really high IQ.

 

[Sea Jay]

In the corner of the room, a pickle screamed while being eaten with Szechuan sauce.

 

[Freikugel]

It turns out the sauce wasn't a sauce but blood instead, it turns as well the pickle wasn't but a small mice

 

[capMARVELOUS]

The creature eating the small mouse revealed itself to be a slavering, slobbering half-man, half-bear.

 

[Freikugel]

Anyway Bobalicus Henderson, Bob for friends, showed up out of nowhere and killed the manbear by hitting it on the head with a broom while singing More than a Feeling.

 

[Elowyn]

An audience, invisible, located somewhere in the universe clapped.

 

[capMARVELOUS]

Unfortunately, nobody was around to hear their applause.

 

[Elowyn]

The fact that nobody could hear their applause did not stop their applause.

 

[Neon Valkyrie]

What did stop their applause was an equally invisible, proximitously located, and especially cross Jack Russell Terrier, immense not only in size, but intellect, who began frantically barking and snapping at them with its fantastically oversized and entirely transparent Jaws.

 

[capMARVELOUS]

But that dog stopped short, because he had reached the very end of his leash.

 

[General]

The dog had in a previous life been known as Steven Spielsberg; not the award winning director, but a different Jewish guy who got famous in a film school for his parody of Jaws.

 

[Neon Valkyrie]

Startled by the immense, invisible, intellectually-intimidating Jack Russell Terrier, who had stopped short of his attack because of a leash tied to a particularly firmly stuck speck of nothing, the invisible audience fled to the safety of their can, where they issued a bout of relieved laughter.

 

[the_grail_at_camelot]

little did they know, the can was not safe, and soon they found them selves in trouble as the leash broke away from the speck of nothing and the invisible terrier was free

 

[capMARVELOUS]

The invisible terrier then ate the can and died soon after of indigestion.

 

[2Bornot2B]

The invisible terrier was later resuscitated by a Frankenstein enthusiast.

 

[Natural Flavour]

Princess Legoshoe decided that this McDonald's made no sense, and was totally creepy, and so left.

 

[boabo]

Thus began a new chapter in her life, one without the terrors of a fast-food franchise.

 

[2Bornot2B]

She went on to become a Vegan and drags herself around in public asking people to give her a medal because she's a vegan.

 

[boabo]

She receives many a medal, and people mistake her to be an olympic-athlete.