Sensei Fox
Eater of Goldfish Crackers
The fact that they let their dog out at 4 in the morning to bark until 5:30 and then play the most God awful country music as loud as possible in their back yard all day and yell at each other over what I think translates into either the NASCAR/football season or who gets the next beer. Also, I'm pretty sure they built a small green house just to grow certain yet to be legalized plants.