Code Lyoko - Rise of Xana

Shrooms. That's how.


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You start singing as loudly as you can in time with the song, regardless of who hears you.


Eventually the words lose meaning to you and it becomes natural, I recited it at my cousin's birthday party in retaliation to his girlfriend keying my car.


Seriously, the amount of sweating he did as I went into the third stanza would equal twice as much as the repair to my car took.


This is a weapon to be used padawan, A complete disregard for the affects of the internet, right at your fingertips.
 
It's definitely some sort of drug. I'm addicted.


 
I will keep it in mind, master. I will use the power you have bestowed upon me with the utmost care and discretion as I ruin the minds of those whom I dislike or choose to torture.


She keyed your car? I really hope that she paid for that because that's a really bitchy move.
 
It's like if you rapidly say the lyrics to The Pride by Five Finger Death Punch in a deep voice you sound like you're demonically summoning the 90's. Sneak up on your boyfriend doing that. I guarantee he has trouble sleeping. I did when my friend did that to me.
 
I actually might do that since we don't have finals tomorrow. Sadly he's staying here tonight and if he doesn't sleep I wont either but it sounds worth it.
 
Watching that was a mistake. .___. I am now going to perform all the previously discussed actions in the privacy of my currently empty house.


 
Before you ask, my parents are at my sister's volleyball game and they're somehow not back yet. The games started at like 6.
 
Well it isn't the fact that she keyed my car that ticked me off, she was filthy hood rat scum from the get go so I pretty much suspected she'd do it.


What pissed me off to no end was that my doormat cousin actually defended her, claiming they were going through "relationship problems" and that it was his fault for not being good enough for her.


At this point I was mentally facepalmed so hard I produced a partial aneurysm, I told him with all the sincerity of my heart that his girlfriend was crap in general and he should man up and find someone else.


He went into a tangent about how he was the responsible party, claiming she was an "innocent victim" to his carelessness. He then paid for the damage out of his own pocket, apologized for HIS FAILURE AS A BOYFRIEND. Then proceeded to tell me that, as family, he'd treat me in the exact same way.


Treating me the same way as his hellspawn girlfriend actually enraged me. It not only implied that he considered us similar, but that he had to accept responsibility for BOTH of our shortcomings.


Now I never would lie by saying I'm a great guy, in fact I see myself as an opportunistic businessman who crushes opposition in his path. Being compared to someone who made a living by exploiting the weakness of the overly generous was an insult to my livelihood.


So at my cousin's next birthday party (Which he was spending with his Girlfriend's equally terrible family might I add) I showed up in a rented white van with the dirtiest wife beater I had.


I then proceeded to make him eat his own words by singing the wonderful song of Little Girls, all the while covering myself in girly dolls I had bought for this occasion.


I made sure I seared the image into the eyes of as many of her family members as possible, channeling the legendary Oingo Boingo while giving suggestive smiles to the youngest females in the assemblage.


Afterwards I packed up my van and left my cousin to "defend" me, as he so graciously proclaimed. He was trying to, even as I pulled away and watched him be surrounded by the infuriated members of his girlfriend's family.


That was a damn good day I tell ya.
 
Yep. EST. And I already did and somehow, Michael Jackson and Metallica appeared and I'm just like "lolwut" the whole time. They just had a dance battle and Michael Jackson rekt Metallica with his crotch.
 
I know. I had hoped my assumption was right and that they were in Japan but nope there in France and I have no idea on any of a for mentioned stuff.


Thanks Sensei Fox.
 
It's not a big shocker article. Kind of funny really because it's somewhat true with the people in this state. It's satire basically.
 
Ahh. Ok. I'll look at it later, because I've got to get to bed soon. Got school in the morning, but I guess that's obvious since… yeah, IRL.
 
Are we going on a weekly wage or what?


 
Because 9.53 Euro an hour is the French minimum wage coming out to 1,445.38 a month on average. The national average in roughly 2,118 Euro. I believe both are the sums after tax. @Ryu kishi
 
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IMPORTANT!!!!!!


I will close this RP down during Christmas Eve afternoon and all of Christmas day. I also have a concert most of tomorrow evening, so feel free to RP among yourselves, but I wont be here.
 
Also, if anyone celebrates any other holiday and you want to freeze the RP during that day then I will be happy to accommodate.
 
Well I had a birthday yesterday (not mine, my sister's. Mine was last month), so I'm pretty sure I'm free the rest of the time. If something comes up though, I'll let you know.
 
@GrieveWriter Sorry for my delay in responding, I didn't get the notifications for this portion of the thread and just checked my watched threads to stumble upon it.


By the sounds of the story, you were in every right to do what you did to not only totally embarrass your cousin like that but to make him realize the error of his way of thinking. The fact that he is generous is a good thing but he is over generous and definitely going to be taken advantage of by people who don't deserve it. I hope that he, since then, has realized the error in his views to an extent because I really can't imagine any other better way that you could possible have gotten through to him.
 
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