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[sad jester jingle noises]
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click!
RAT !
THE FLORIST.
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OCTOBER 31ST.
The do-gooder had stumbled upon an unfortunate situation; victim to not one, but two unreasonable individuals at Queens Bar. Lifted with no amount of struggle, now suspended like a limp cat for interfering.
Simba.
Observing rage that pingponged around like a kernel in a hot pan, Ratthew, still on the ground, had turned onto his side. Propped on an elbow with all the comfort of a French girl ready to be drawn and dressed in blatant disregard to Aurelian’s anger, behaviour bordered audacity as wrath flickered between conflicting targets.
From Rat, to Pete, to Rat again— they gave a twitch of their head to jingle the jester hat in unspoken greeting, hello! —it appeared he, marvelous Ratholomew and now affectionately named fucking demon, was accused of being ungrateful.
That didn’t sound correct. Rat was very appreciative of Pete’s presence.
Who else could pull off being so greasy and sad looking? Like a crumb kicked and forgotten beneath the fridge? There was a gloss that coated them, almost overlooked in drowsy club lighting, of an unconscious mind oozing red. Cast as a vision unlike their first reasonable encounter, a mediator turned faraway echo.
Sad Simba.
Rat was not a kind person, he would preach this. It was not kindness, how he’d frame his actions; pity, he’d reassure himself for a membrane of comfort. Eyes fixed back to Aurelian, a smile spun to impish features that were ready to distract the heat from Pete.
“Don’t be mad pookie, we can works this out, ya?” Summoning energy to bounce upright, the jester would jazz-hands a splendid offer: “polyamory!”
To no avail, little crumb Pete was hurled into onlookers. Grace of a meteorite, colliding into all in its path. Reason built likeliness of meeting the same fate, Rat could heed this call, make intention to divert to other passages.
Sudden enough that there was no time to react, the curve of Aurelian’s knuckles met another marauder. Unspooling remaining civility that hung by loose threads, wreckage blossomed with all the likes of an active minefield. Proximity meeting limb, a small insignificant thing that could prosper under meagre conditions.
Oopsies.
It was Rat’s first instinct that pulled at veins and muscles like puppeteer strings– to move. Ducking under a thrown bottle that shattered somewhere unseen as he weaved through the clamouring crowd for safe outskirts, a shark leaving sea shoals for darker depths.
They’d only draw to a still on shadowy outskirts to withdraw something from his pocket. Light gracing the crescent of an evil smile, the motion of holding the phone to ear bled sly nonchalance as the background swarmed with hysterical violence.
“Ya ya, police?”
Rat could register the fact he caused all of this– and oh, how proud he was, albeit had to smother a pang of disappointment that javelined the cage of his chest upon glancing back to the wild brawl:
“I’d likes to report a fight.”
He’d lost his M&Ms.
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