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RAT !
THE FLORIST.
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OCTOBER 31ST.
“Get. Your. Ass. Over here.”Absolutely not.
“Mongrel wishes to harms sweet wittle Ratholomew!?” A desire to linger and enjoy the splendour of his actions was siren-like in its appeal. “Wee soft Rat!?” Weaving between unfortunate gays that soon fell victim to the parting of the red sea.
An artless movement crafted out of survival instinct, the toss of liquor that slapped into Aurelian’s face. He’d take time to snort as the display if not pounced with no chance of escape. Scrabbling and writhing like the pest he was, the tackle consumed the floor in a tangle of gangly limbs and jingly mayhem.
“Abuse!” They’d screech. “Gives us a safe-word!”
Neck ensnared, he’d all but resigned himself to the oncoming strike, squeezing eyes shut and turning his head from the arched fist. Alas, the consequences of his actions were going to be a painful one.
"Hey."
Who the fuck.
Rat peeked an eye like an animal playing dead, sizing up the sudden arrival who’d so valiantly come to help. Another Dracula. But even the pale rodent, armoured in all its obnoxious glory, had fallen out of rote to the newcomers' words.
Your boyfriend's got you upset.
The blonde slowly looked back at Aurelian, all the emotion of a mechanic doll that toed the line of disgusted offence.
I'm sure he still loves you.
But Rat was an actor at heart, leashed into the spotlight at the hands of this brute. Crested with change under the many needling eyes of the public, yet another card was drawn from his infinite deck of antics.
“Yes,” Rat would admit softly, no nasal voice or witchy cackle to accompany it. “Yes, yes I do.” A tender sentiment that drew more drunken coos from the enchanted crowd.
“But he…” a timely sniffle, a choke upheaving in the throat, “he hits me all the time.”
Aww’s deteriorated to horrified gasps, scrutinous gazes and mutters of, oh baby no.
“He even lets other men grope his arms!” A hard stare at Pete. Accusing the do-gooder of fruity behaviour. “Don’t even think for a second that I didn’t see you feeling his bicep!”
The Housewives of Joplin were going to garner such high ratings.
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