Chronology: Ultimate

Sir Benedict Cucumberpatch
Benedict looked around before raising a confused finger
“Ah.......hm, what is.....“
He would then slowly put his finger back down before doing the next logical thing, pulling out his megaphone
“PENNINGTON!“
thatguyinthestore thatguyinthestore
@wherever the heck crew we are in currently at this point in time​
 

  • The kidnapper was knocked out by the kid's punch, but Price restrained him anyway. Maybe he IS into that kind of thing, narrator, you don't know.

    Anyways. He hadn't seen it happen, but light quickly faded with a crash, so it was clear they were now somehow stuck. John sighed, getting up and walking towards the toad. He grips onto it and begins pulling, trying to dislodge the thing from the wall. Lucky starts screaming, ironically about wasting oxygen. "Shut up! You're worried about oxygen, quit wasting it." And, really, half the people here have some superpower up their sleeve they can pull out to get them out. Upon seeing said people trying to move the toad, Price stepped away to let them work. In fact, many exits were created, most by superpowered tricks, one by Lucky's knife somehow. Really, nothing to worry about. It's quite useful working with these folk, even if he only knows the names of, like, a fifth of them, probably less.

    Despite Ciri's insistence someone stay here to watch him, Price just slung the unconscious man over his shoulder and stepped through one of the holes. The others immediately set out to find the remaining culprit, as John walked through the train cars to find where the others were keeping the kidnappers. A few minutes and quite a few train cars later, he saw three other perps restrained in the restaurant. Walking over to them, Price dropped the knocked out pedo onto the floor, next to his... twins? Or quintuplets, since there are five of them. Or clones, the multiverse is weird enough for that. Hell, someone in the group is probably a clone, or has a clone running about somewhere. Those are the kinds of things that are likely now.

    Price looked over to a guy in a red mask, nodding his head upward. "Oi. These blokes say anything yet?" he glanced down to the four, then back to the red mask. "Or do they need some convincing?" He grabbed the knife hidden in his boot and strapped its sheath back onto his thigh. Which could act as some kind of weird intimidation, but really, he just wanted it out of his boot.
 

  • "I think there is a spell that can mend it properly." Megumin explained sadly. "But that all depends on if I ever see Belzerg again. I'll just have to hang on to both pieces, and hope for the best."

    That was when Ciri came up, letting everyone know that the captured Robbies were left unguarded. "Hell no!" Megumin stomped her foot at Ciri. "I want to show that man exactly what happens when you break an archwizard's staff! Then I'll watch over those other ones!" She continued to charge, hot breaths escaping from flared nostrils, up until she came to the three tied-up Robbies. When she approached, she stood over them with her neck hairs bristling. "WHERE IS THE LAST MEMBER OF YOUR TROUPE?" She demanded, her voice loud and raspy. "OUT WITH IT, YOU FIENDS, OR-" Luckily for the Robbies, Sage was able to startle the fury out of her with an impressive fire wall. "W-woah! Please be careful, you're going to burn my pajamas! Fine, I'll join Ciri in searching the cabins."

    After not-so-carefully checking every nook and cranny she could spot, Megumin came trudging and sputtering back to the others. "Goodness, Robbie is a really good hider...any luck on your end, guys?" She watched Ben split himself into multiple aliens, just like the Echos, only for even that effort to come up short. "Heehee, that form of yours is really cute, Ben. Back on topic, don't tell me he jumped off the train! It could take us days to find him if he fled to some other town. On the bright side, maybe he found my wizard's hat." Bill Cipher's hat, however great of a prize it was, just didn't suit her aesthetically.

    Fortunately, Rex's goggles came to the rescue. "A pipe? Where could a pipe possibly lead on this train?" Then again, that chimney did lead to the luggage compartment, so just about anything was possible on this vehicle. Man, Kazuma wouldn't believe what a bizarre caravan she'd rode in!

    Before she would follow the lead, however, she felt the need to "suit up". She would take the time to pick up her usual robes from the laundry room, slinging the pajamas over her shoulder. Using the ToolGun, she summoned a backpack, and stuffed all her remaining belongings inside, also despawning the smashed GPS and creating a new one.
 
The thumping in of itself was clearly someone just using the bathroom.

Ew.

Anyways, as Rex discovered the pipe, Jason would raise a brow underneath the red mask he wore and walk over to Rex. When Ciri suggested everyone search the other cabins, Jason would raise a hand. "The alien kid already searched everywhere. My guess is that wherever this supposed pipe leads is where the Robbie Rotten guy is," Jason said, and without another warning, he gave the ground a hard enough kick that the floorboard snapped in half. He picked up the floorboards and tossed them throughout the restaurant area, not really caring or paying much mind to where they landed. As Rex attempted to make his way to the very front of the train, he would find that the entrance had been entirely sealed off.

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The pipe itself was clear like glass, and appeared to extend directly underneath the floor of the train. Jason sighed and turned to all of you, who had since gathered up in the restaurant after an unspecified amount of time. "Well, there's only one thing to do now..." He mused, before climbing down into the pipe. As his legs began to dangle over the entrance, he suddenly found himself sucked into the pipe! The last thing Jason uttered was a shocked grunt before he disappeared from sight entirely. Leo soon followed suit and did the same, which prompted you all to enter the pipe one by one.

"I shall stay back here and watch the train while you're gone!" Pennington exclaimed from the back, saluting you all with his flipper. As you each entered the pipe one by one, you would find yourselves sucked in like a vacuum, before falling through. The pipe, being seethrough in nature, allowed you all to see the dark under workings of the train as you passed through. I mean, it was dark so it was pretty hard to see, but it was a cool sight nonetheless. After a few moments, you all eventually reappeared in what looked like...

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A weird lair of some sorts? It definitely seemed like a generic evil lair, which certainly fit Robbie Rotten's pre-established character trait of a saturday morning cartoon villain. Everything around you was cartoonishly shaped and proporshined in such a goofy manner that it was hard to take any of it seriously. He even had what looked like a collection of generic disguises in tubes in the back, which consisted of costumes such as a pirate, a teacher, a doctor, and a professional golfer.

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Robbie Rotten himself was seated in a gigantic, fuzzy orange chair, with his head tilted back and snoring away. He had a bowl of Cheeto puffs in his lap and a milkshake on the matching orange table beside him. He didn't even notice you enter despite the noise you all just made. He appeared to be quite the heavy sleeper.

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"Okay...." Jason sighed. He'd dealt with ridiculous villains before, but this was starting to become too much for even him. Slumping forward slightly, he turned to face all of you. "Look, this guy's clearly pretty fucking incompetent, so try not to go too hard on him? Like, ya know, putting him in a body cast for the rest of his life or killing him? The last thing we need is another mess to clean up."

Cast List
PolikShadowbliss as Supergirl (DC Comics) and Zwei (OC)
Kameron Esters- as Captain Falcon (F-Zero) and Lars Alexandersson (Tekken)
quadraxis201 quadraxis201 as Akari "Paladin" Kishiri (Persona OC)
Necessity4Fun Necessity4Fun as Sage Kaelber (OC)
Virus as Blackhat (Villainous) and Spinel (Steven Universe)
GeorgeTownRaja as Tanjiro Kamado (Demon Slayer)
ConnorOfficials ConnorOfficials as Lilith (OC)
Atomic Chucklenuts Atomic Chucklenuts as Sora (Kingdom Hearts) and Rex Salazar (Generator Rex)
DrDapper as Carlo Thomson (Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood OC)
DerpyCarp as Lealan Deathweed (Starbound OC)
Thepotatogod Thepotatogod as Hiryu Kokogawa (Kamen Rider Zi-O) and Whisper the Wolf (Sonic the Hedgehog)
Birb as Ike Plymont (OC)
2Bornot2B as Tanya Degurechaff (The Saga of Tanya the Evil)
darkred as Jak/Mar (Jak and Daxter) and Aloy (Horizon: Zero Dawn)
Laix_Lake Laix_Lake as Orbeck of Vinheim (Dark Souls III)
92MilesPrower as Deadpool (Marvel Comics) and Sonic the Hedgehog (Sonic the Hedgehog)
Venom Snake as Venom Snake and Solid Snake (Metal Gear Solid)
Crow Crow as Ben Tennyson (Ben 10) and The Agent (Club Penguin)
Smug as The Judge (OFF)
Yamperzzz as Tektite and Xenophon (OC)
Hahli Nuva as Jill Valentine (Resident Evil 3)
Meraki as Antoneva (Eternal City)
Chungchangching as Tandem (Climaxverse) and Cartoon Network-Tan (Channel-Tans)
P PopcornPie as Megumin (Konosuba) and Lucky O'Chomper (WHACKED!)
Sir Skrubbins as Frank West (Dead Rising) and The Medic (Team Fortress 2)
TheElenaFisher TheElenaFisher as Blake Belladonna (RWBY) and Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon (The Witcher)
Benedict Cucumberpatch Benedict Cucumberpatch as Himself (Classified)
Topless as Shujinko Kanaou and Venus Aelon Di Lamia (OC)
QizPizza QizPizza as Delsausage Roweiner (inFAMOUS AU/TCS OC) and Alexis Kuroki (OC)
FactionGuerrilla as Arthur Morgan (Red Dead Redemption II) and Kassandra (Assassin's Creed: Odyssey)
Riven as Umbra (Warframe)
Sayo-Nara as Dib Membrane (Invader Zim)
Lazaro1505 Lazaro1505 as Gretar (For Honor OC) and Benrey (Half Life: But the AI is Self-Aware)
@FoolsErin as Bayonetta (Bayonetta) and Willow (Don't Starve)
@Frankie as Gilgamesh (The Unwritten) and Molly (Power Rangers OC)
@StaidFoal as William Joseph Blazkowicz (Wolfenstein) and Corvo Attano (Dishonored)
jigglesworth jigglesworth as Captain John Price (Call of Duty: Modern Warfare)
marc122 marc122 as Yang Xiao Long and Weiss Schnee (RWBY)
Zamasu Zamasu as Soma Cruz and Shanoa (Castlevania)
BoltBeam BoltBeam as Agent 3 (Splatoon)​
 
Lilith
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As everyone enters Robbie's secret lair Red Hood suggests that they don't go ham on him on the spot. "Whatever you say." Lilith says as she captures the wacky villain in one of her shields. "Alright you big goof ether tell us what's up or we can do this until the heat death of the universe or something." She said sounding like she wanted to get this over with as soon as possible.

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thatguyinthestore thatguyinthestore (Robbie Rotten and Red Hood)​
 
Rex lead the way to the entrance of the train only to find out it’s been blocked off by a silver pipe. Red Hoods enters with everyone following shortly after to find Robbie has a secret lair filled with all kinds of cliches and mannikins wearing clothes. Red Hood tells the group to go easy on the man and not kill him as... he’s just a guy. Rex nudges Sora on the shoulder, hinting at him to do some magic so that he does not interfere, so he surrounds him in an ice fort.


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Sir Benedict Cucumberpatch
Benedict would look at Robbie and smile.
“Ah.....take this....you fiend....“
He would say before sprinkling a dash of pepper on the villains nose, this dastardly trick caused Josh to giggle, not before being beaten by the other end of Benedict’s cane
“HUSH! Defeating a villain....doesn’t require so much.....noise.“
thatguyinthestore thatguyinthestore
@ anyone else​
 

  • Lucky went down the pipe first, feeling like he was going down a burrow. He made a square landing on all for nubs, then scrambled to meet everyone else. So this was Robbie's lair. Neat...but did this mean that they were now trapped here, and unable to return to the train? Eh, they'd just have to cross that bridge when they came to it. If they were trapped, they at least had some Cheetos to fight over before resorting to cannibalism.

    Jason made it clear that they couldn't kill or cripple him, and Lucky's ears drooped. He kinda, sorta...didn't know how to do anything else with an enemy besides either killing or mutilating. (Or both) He had proven that he could be quite annoying, but how could he use that to the gang's advantage? Benedict, for once, gave him an idea, by attempting to awaken Robbie with pepper. The rabbit snapped invisible fingers, then turned to face the group.

    If anyone was good at charades, they'd recognize Lucky's actions as yet another trap. First, he pretended to grab an invisible bowl of Cheetos, then stepped backwards and planted the pretend snacks in a straight line. Then he jumped to the side and pointed to an imaginary friend, then he jumped into the invisible friend's body and left the group. He returned with a pretend net, which he tied to pretend hooks on the floor, then connected all of that to a pretend rope, which he threaded to a pretend pulley on the ceiling. The pretend bowl sat in the center. Once again, he slicked his hair back until he looked like Robbie, then looked at his own trail with confusion. He followed it to the invisible bowl, then the invisible net threw its arms around him and lifted him up. From there, he just flailed and pretended to curse as his thwarters.

    He then shrugged at the group, open to constructive criticism, be it on his plan or his skills at miming.
 
Third P.O.V​
An unspecified amount of time later, the group and arrived to some sort of clear pipe, and Jason accidentally got himself falling down the pipe. Benrey recalled Pennington saying that he would keep an eye on the other Robbies, and he knew that he might not be the best person to look after him, but if those idiots manage to escape under his care, he was gonna pluck every feather of Pennington’s body. Hoping inside, along with Gretar, it took a while, but they managed to reach the lair of this villain, to which said villain was sleeping on a chair like a baby.

Cue the sudden amount of chaos, as everyone, ‘more like three people’, hurried to have their share on Robbie, even when Jason said to not permanently damage or kill him. Benrey and Gretar could only watch the chaos endure in the background, hoping that this would just turn back to normal after some time.
thatguyinthestore thatguyinthestore @ Robbie is probably ded.....
 
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Mood: Concerned, Thoughtful, Disappointed
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-Art Credits--
Chiaki Morisawa Fanart [スタろぐ④] by ますぎ, minimally tweaked

Fire Flames Texture by arundel
Golden Floral Pattern from PNGkit,
original artist PaperElement?

Divider Set #02 by NorasFed, edited by me​

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Having stayed sat for just enough time for the scenario to stop rotating, Sage was soon back up, sprinting after the white-haired woman to catch up with her. Once more he was forcing things, cutting the break too short and nurturing a little headache. Nothing that'd slow him down, just an usual physical warning to take it down a notch, which got disregarded over selfless concerns.
He followed the storage group back into the cabins corridor; A soldier man had already brought that downed villain back with the other three that had thrown the net, so there had been no need to leave anybody behind to watch over him. But, as they had about to check on Blake again, Jason came with an update: they had found a trail into a pipe?
There was a pipe big enough for a fully grown man to enter right under this train??

Why was he still questioning the physics of anything at this point?

Since he had done this already for the chimney, there was much hesitation coming from the pyromancer over this idea. He had slid down the pipe not too long after Leo had, this time keeping the 'geronimo' to himself to avoid ruining any chances of stealth. Too bad, because he adored shouting that out every time, it was one of the young man's many simple pleasures in life... Also probably weird and cheezy.

"...uhhhh", the Descendant was out of words for the scene before them, everything was... Just as wacky and crazy as well, everything that related even remotely back to this guy, "Don't think about it too hard, don't think about it too hard. Get the bad guy, do stuff and don't think about it too hard!", he mentally chanted to himself, shaking his head out of whichever brain lag he had just gotten into.

The man in question was asleep on a furry chair, clearly having blacked out after eating like a whole bag of snacks. Sage slightly cringed at the sight, being the health-focused individual that he was. Like yikes man, do you have an idea of the amount of fat you're putting inside your body against actually filling it up? It's crazy! Those things aren't made to feed you at all! On the other hand, it was like watching a kid, a veeeeeery big adult-child. He didn't know if he was as irritated anymore, maybe he just felt pity and sympathy seeing this.
Didn't he look kinda abandoned and lonely?

With Jason's orders to not go overboard and accidentally kill the man, the pyromancer did the only thing he thought he could. He took a step back, out of the front lines and then slid the armlet back in place to restrain his Magic. Honestly, what else was there to do? Fire wasn't something for going easy, constructs or not, and even the Kung Fu he knew was a bit leaning on the brutal side of things.
The ghost seemed to have it handled with one of her typical shields, which spared him of making a fire cage and having to hold it in place. But then, of course, Megumin seemed to go haywire and before he could attempt to drag her back, Sora just had to surround them with a bunch of snow. Way too much snow to safely melt in a closed environment, unless they'd like to flood the place.

Sage facepalmed, for once he got the helmeted one's exasperation of dealing with them.
 
Chronology: Ultimate
DR ALEXIS KUROKI
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AETHER: 50%
PHYSICAL CONDITION: Fine
MENTAL CONDITION: Angry
SOUL: Phoenix
LOCATION: Robbie Rotten's Lair
COLOR: #E1914F

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Imagine Alexis’s surprise when she lit up the room and was greeted by large...squishy...people spheres. The kitsune wasn’t sure how these people were able to get this large, but they were utterly massive and helpless. As she marveled at the almost horrific sight, she couldn’t help but hear several familiar voices nearby, including Robbie Rotten. Was that the one they were chasing...or was it another one of his doppelgangers? Any amount of pondering would be interrupted by the walls opening up, allowing all of the massive people to roll out slowly.

With natural light and the open air, Alexis was finally able to get a good look at the people that were large to the point of being spheres. As it turns out...they were toads! Alexis recalled back to the adventure she had partaken in months ago in a galaxy populated by toad people. It was back then that she fought Bowser and first saw Twilight in action, though she didn’t have much knowledge of what it was before. Was this the same universe? There wasn’t much time to consider, as the overweight toads threatened to crush them all!

She rose into the air with her wings partially spread as she watched Robbie Rotten offer a small mountain of candy to Hiryu. While the kitsune enjoyed some sweets every once in a while, the thought of so many candy bars was almost sickening, with the massive amount of sugar and artificial ingredients packed into each bar. There was hardly any taste to them too! It was just chocolate and sugar in a gooey, sticky mess. Thankfully, before that Robbie could pull anymore of those sickening sweets out of his sleeves (literally!), Hiryu flashbanged the man’s face and knocked him out with a single powerful punch.

With one Robbie down, there was only the other one...which was already dashing out of the room. Lucky and Whisper immediately gave chase, only to get blocked by several massive toads. The former thought it would help to scream like a madman for help...another noise that was borderline painful for Alexis. The kitsune was about to yell at him that they could make an “alternative entrance”, only for the bunny to realize that he could just carve out a hole in the wall beside the door. A small sigh of exasperation escaped Alexis’s lips as she followed the others through the door...only to find no Robbie.

As others more capable than Alexis went off to search for the man, she couldn’t help but the notice a very late Sage tending to Megumin, her broken staff, and her injured leg. Whatever they were talking about, it didn’t take long for the wizard girl to go berserk and attempt to brutalize the incapacitated Robbie Rotten on the floor. Thank God that Sage created a firewall that kept the girl from being able to carry out her desire.

While Alexis was quick to kill anyone who threatened her kin, she abhored torture and senseless mutilation. In her mind, a swift, painful death was all that she wished on her enemies﹘nothing more, nothing less. This group, however, had proven that they did not share the same mentality as Alexis, and it unsettled the kitsune a little. Were they all so focused on revenge and violent expressions of grief and anger that a helpless foe was a tempting target? It seemed so…

Alexis watched as Sage took a seat in exhaustion and began musing over the methods of Robbie Rotten, and Alexis had to admit, the man, while creepy, was extremely childish in terms of his antics. Feeding candy to toads until they were bloated? Using banana peels and nets to deter the group? Using cheesy evil laughs and hand rubbing? This guy was literally a children’s show villain! While it didn’t seem like he was harmless, Alexis wouldn’t hold her breath.

It didn’t take long for Sage to remember that Blake was still in her cabin sleeping and begin to panic. However, Jason interrupted any plans to investigate by rounding everyone to the dining room, where a pipe stretched down through the bottom of the train. Physically, it should be impossible, but there were plenty of space distortion techniques that allowed things like this to happen. Alexis just accepted that it would work, so she followed everyone else down the tube.

At the end of the interesting ride was, as she had guessed, a children’s show villain cave, with all sorts of whacky architectural decisions and gadgets. The centerpiece of the room though, was the huge, tacky, orange fuzz chair in the center...complete with a Robbie Rotten napping in it. The man didn’t even notice as Lilith trapped him in a shield and Sora created an ice fort around him.

Not quite satisfied with that, Alexis flew above the fort and landed in front of the trapped Robbie. On her face was a look of annoyance and extreme displeasure, but no signs of murderous rage...yet. First, she pulled a murder happy Megumin away from Robbie. Then, she began to snap her fingers, setting off a miniature explosion with a loud pop in an attempt to wake the man up so that she could give him a piece of her mind. Everytime she did so, she would mutter the words, “Point Blank Pop.”

If and when Robbie woke up, Alexis would began to scold the man as if he was a child, “I can’t believe how irresponsible you are! You are a grown man and you’re going around handing out candy and kidnapping people just so that you can stuff them full of said candy. Do you have any idea how unhealthy candy is? In one candy bar, there’s over a tablespoon of sugar!” Alexis created a tiny orb of fire to demonstrate the size of one tablespoon. “Do you see how much this is? An average person should be eating no more than two tablespoons of sugar a day, and you’re trying to force feed children with dozens of candy bars??? Do you know what happens when someone eats too much sugar? For one, they will start to gain excessive weight, but over time, they will also have increased risk of heart disease, an inflamed liver, kidney damage, cavities, and rheumatoid arthritis! That’s not to mention the chemical dependence people will have on sugar that will create addictions! What you are doing is extremely harmful to people’s health, not just with the belly ache they’re experiencing now, but with all the horrible side effects that develop later on in life!”

Alexis took a brief breath before continuing her scolding, “And don’t get me started on kidnapping! Are you aware of how much worry, fear, and grief you are placing the families of the people you kidnap? The amount of pain you’re putting people through isn’t limited to the people you kidnapped, but everyone that knows them! How would you feel if I took your mother away and never let you see or hear from her again? You’ve taken sons, daughters, mothers, fathers, brothers, sisters, and friends away. And for what reason? To be evil?”

As Alexis got further along into her rant, she got angrier, with her wings starting to glow brighter and shedding more embers around her, “Grow up! Being evil isn’t a joke! There is real evil in the world﹘there are truly evil people doing truly evil things in each universe. Kidnapping people is horrible, but that isn’t even the tip of the iceberg! There are monsters out there who derive joy from exploiting people for their hard earned resources and livings. There are monsters who would wipe out entire worlds and billions of lives without a second thought. There are monsters who would subjugate millions and treat them lower than dirt because they think they are superior! There are monsters who steal children from parents to sell to other monsters who intend to use those children for their sick pleasure! Do you want to be counted with those sorts of monsters that are truly evil, truly deplorable?”

The kitsune took a deep breath before speaking with an icy coldness that would cut through even the toughest of exteriors. It was a voice that completely contrasted the fiery speech that Alexis was using just seconds ago with near complete apathy, “If you want to be truly evil, then I will have to treat you as such... I will make sure that you burn just as the truly evil will burn in hell. I will make you experience pain that will make you wish that you were met with the sweet relief of death and find refuge in hell. But you won’t. Death is too good for the truly despicable and evil hell won’t save you from my flames.”

 
Sir Benedict Cucumberpatch
Benedict watched in disgust and confusion as Lucky did his invisible pretend charades before whispering to Josh
“He’s absolutely lost it.“
Then Lucky would pretend to be Robbie and continue the charades
“Can’t he just talk?“
Luckys dance of invisible deception even frightened Josh, who would cover up his eyes and tremble
“Absolute.....nutter.“
P PopcornPie​
 
Lucky's arms stiffened at Benedict. He opened his mouth, pointing at his throat. If Benedict conjured up a flashlight, he'd probably see how swollen and red the larynx was.

Then he noticed Megumin becoming...well, like him. But wait, the ToolGun! She didn't have to kill Robbie, she could spawn a cage or something! After Alexis put her back with the rest, Lucky stomped on the floor to get her attention, then pantomimed using the ToolGun to capture Robbie. Unfortunately, he couldn't pull this off well enough for Megumin to understand. "Yes, Chomusuke, I did want to shoot him." She tilted her head as Lucky wildly shook his, then repeated his gesture with the addition of touchscreen-scrolling motions. "Huh? Do you want me to...Poke him in the eye?" Another angry head shake from Lucky, then he drew the ToolGun in the air. "Urm...You want me to...use the ToolGun?" Lucky, exasperated, smiled and nodded.

"Okay...Hm, how about I give him a taste of his own medicine? I'll find a net with weights on the corners." She flipped through it while listening to Alexis's rant. Damn, who knew she was so passionate about kidnapping and doing in evildoers? A bit too passionate, in her opinion. Someone like Robbie was a town nuisance at worst, especially compared to Cobblepot. Though he was indirectly responsible for her broken staff...well, the staff could be fixed, just not right away.

"Oh! Here's something called a 'tranquilizer'. Should we use it?" Wait...Lillith put a shield around Robbie. How the hell was that going to help? Now they couldn't do anything to him! "Mayhaps instead, I can spawn a cart, then Lillith can put her shielded Robbie inside...But then, how would we get him out?"

Benedict Cucumberpatch Benedict Cucumberpatch QizPizza QizPizza .V1LLAINISM._ .V1LLAINISM._ 's Robbers
 

Soma Cruz & Shanoa

They get down the pipe to enter what appears to be an evil lair. They find Robbie sleeping in his fuzzy chair. As Jason told the group to go easy on him however, about three or more people went to have a fair share on the guy. "I don't remember the MPF being this aggressive..." Soma said as he and Shanoa could do nothing but watch.

thatguyinthestore thatguyinthestore @Others​
 
Orbeck of Vinheim
status: The lair of our cartoon villain.
Condition: normal...if not significantly late.​
Necessity4Fun said:
With that being said, he hoped his words had gotten through to the archmage and let go of the construct. The fire wall immediately crumbled into smaller embers until they also dissipated in the air as if they had never been, only the burnt line on the ground remaining as proof of their existence. Maaan that had been hard to do! The pyromancer got out of it slightly winded-down with a long relieved sigh.

"I-it's fine, man...", he had patted the newly arrived black-haired sorcerer on the shoulder, "I... got here late... too. Because, I decided flying was... a good idea and well.... it was... not. Oh Gods, I need to sit down a bit...", the Descendant had in fact, sat down right where he once stood, he felt much better, "You know what? I don't think I've got your name yet! Mine's Sage, but I think you already knew that... maybe. And like, I don't even knooow~ Dude was using nets and banana peels like an 80's cartoon... It's probably just some dumb plan like making everyone eat super unhealthy or something... Very evil, but also kinda harmless, considering everything else."
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80's cartoon? Again he has learned a bit since his time in gravy falls, but terms like this are bound to catch him by surprise.
"My name, it's Orbeck of Vinheim. Compared to what we have faced, it was certainly more mid."
Before he could agree to watch over the spare Robbys, the rest of the group found a clear solid pipe. He may be inexperienced with how trains operate, but he was certain that a pipe in the middle of a train car is downright ridiculous.
thatguyinthestore said:
Anyways, as Rex discovered the pipe, Jason would raise a brow underneath the red mask he wore and walk over to Rex. When Ciri suggested everyone search the other cabins, Jason would raise a hand. "The alien kid already searched everywhere. My guess is that wherever this supposed pipe leads is where the Robbie Rotten guy is," Jason said, and without another warning, he gave the ground a hard enough kick that the floorboard snapped in half. He picked up the floorboards and tossed them throughout the restaurant area, not really caring or paying much mind to where they landed. As Rex attempted to make his way to the very front of the train, he would find that the entrance had been entirely sealed off.

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They all come down from this pipe, to find what looks to be the home of Robby himself. If one could not tell from the esthetics matching his behaviors, then one could tell by the fact that he was sleeping in an overly shaped armchair. Red hold reminded them that they are not to go over board on this foolish man, which seems fair to Orbeck. He is no Bill, nor is he in possession of any twilight. Yet some thought it was better to go with more convoluted actions. The arch wizard and her temptation for revenge over her broken staff. Benedict and his use of pepper, that phantom girl and her...phantom bubble. And Alexis and her very long rant... one filled with the fallowing.

QizPizza said:
“Do you see how much this is? An average person should be eating no more than two tablespoons of sugar a day, and you’re trying to force feed children with dozens of candy bars??? Do you know what happens when someone eats too much sugar? For one, they will start to gain excessive weight, but over time, they will also have increased risk of heart disease, an inflamed liver, kidney damage, cavities, and rheumatoid arthritis! That’s not to mention the chemical dependence people will have on sugar that will create addictions! What you are doing is extremely harmful to people’s health, not just with the belly ache they’re experiencing now, but with all the horrible side effects that develop later on in life!”
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- An over abundance of medical terms regarding the consumption of sugar, Weight gain, and various medical conditions. only a few of which Orbeck actually learned about.
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“And don’t get me started on kidnapping! Are you aware of how much worry, fear, and grief you are placing the families of the people you kidnap? The amount of pain you’re putting people through isn’t limited to the people you kidnapped, but everyone that knows them! How would you feel if I took your mother away and never let you see or hear from her again? You’ve taken sons, daughters, mothers, fathers, brothers, sisters, and friends away. And for what reason? To be evil?”
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- A reminder of how deplorable kidnaping is, including the great delt to victims and those around them.
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As Alexis got further along into her rant, she got angrier, with her wings starting to glow brighter and shedding more embers around her, “Grow up! Being evil isn’t a joke! There is real evil in the world﹘there are truly evil people doing truly evil things in each universe. Kidnapping people is horrible, but that isn’t even the tip of the iceberg! There are monsters out there who derive joy from exploiting people for their hard earned resources and livings. There are monsters who would wipe out entire worlds and billions of lives without a second thought. There are monsters who would subjugate millions and treat them lower than dirt because they think they are superior! There are monsters who steal children from parents to sell to other monsters who intend to use those children for their sick pleasure! Do you want to be counted with those sorts of monsters that are truly evil, truly deplorable?”
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- reaffirmation on the fact that there are threats far bigger than him.
QizPizza said:
“If you want to be truly evil, then I will have to treat you as such... I will make sure that you burn just as the truly evil will burn in hell. I will make you experience pain that will make you wish that you were met with the sweet relief of death and find refuge in hell. But you won’t. Death is too good for the truly despicable and evil hell won’t save you from my flames.”
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PopcornPie said:
"Okay...Hm, how about I give him a taste of his own medicine? I'll find a net with weights on the corners." She flipped through it while listening to Alexis's rant. Damn, who knew she was so passionate about kidnapping and doing in evildoers? A bit too passionate, in her opinion. Someone like Robbie was a town nuisance at worst, especially compared to Cobblepot. Though he was indirectly responsible for her broken staff...well, the staff could be fixed, just not right away.

"Oh! Here's something called a 'tranquilizer'. Should we use it?"
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He despied to stand back from the situation, as he moves himself next to the now calmed down archwizard. Apparently she was considering the use of a tranquilizer from that item spawning gun, last he checked, they were filled with something that incapacitates people.
"Get it out if you can, but I don't think that will be necessary. Looks as if a few of us already have him in our hands."

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  • The guy didn't answer, but instead ripped apart the floorboards of the restaurant. It uncovered a large, clear pipe going downward. How that's possible on a moving train doesn't matter, what matters is that the last kidnapper has certainly gone down there. Having a weird pipeline that leads wherever in the train they need it would explain how they can get everywhere and out again. The group started jumping, one by one, down the transparent pipe. Somewhere in between, Price followed down, sliding through the impossible tube. As he went down, he caught Pennington saying that he'll keep watch of the train for them. So, yeah, they'll probably have to recapture the pedos when they get back up.

    The way down was, for the most part, uneventful. You could see the inner workings of whatever was on the outside of the pipe, but that was about the most interesting thing about it. Quite soon, the bottom was in sight. Even sooner, John fell out of the pipe, landing in the new room.

    Or lair, "man cave," finished basement. Whatever these guys get up to down here. There were costumes or disguises in the back, which answers his first question, sort of. How they could disguise that massive chin is beyond anyone here, for sure. It was all quite drab, really, a dull monochrome paint job. The only splash of color in the room, aside from the tubes, was a pink, fluffy chair in the center, over a rug with an end table and lamp beside it. Reclining on the chair, having fallen asleep eating snacks, was their perp. The guy with a red mask said to go easy on him, and Price didn't have any ideas not to. It's just so... pathetic, he almost pities the man for how incompetent he is. Almost. He's too annoying for pity.

    Lilith, Price remembers from Blood Gulch, trapped him in a bubble, which was a good idea. A step up from her screeching at the top of her lungs to try and activate Andy the Bomb. Unfortunately, it barely took a few seconds before things went to shit, thanks to the wonderful members of the MPF. Big ice wall covering him for no damn reason, Lucky doing... something, Megumin grabbing onto the kidnapper, and some lady started going off on him with a long rant. John pinched his nose, letting out a sigh as he shook his head.

    He looked away from that mess, and walked off past them. Instead of engaging with the kidnapper, he'd instead look around the lair for anything that can give them a clearer picture. Around the lair, looking at the end table by the chair, in drawers that might have papers, clues, reasons for them doing all of this, that sort of thing. Meanwhile, he thought about where Andy might be, as he was quite certain that he would be around for Price to do him that favor.
 
Sir Benedict Cucumberpatch
Benedict would immediately freeze in a statuesque pose that much resembled a cactus when Lucky looked at him
“Josh....freeze!“
“HONK!”
Josh would then roll up into a ball and tremble as Benedict continued to whisper while Lucky opened his hideous mouth
“I think he wants to.....eat us.....stay.....calm.“
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Lucky tried to growl, but it just exacerbated the stinging in his throat, and the growl changed into a groan. With no other alternative, he would just have to pantomime the loss of his voice. He recreated his rabbit distress call, then pretended to cough repeatedly.

"It is a good idea...but it looks like Lillith has things covered." Megumin observed, though she still summoned up a weighted net, just in case.

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Robbie Rotten didn't reply to Lilith at all due to his aforementioned snoring. It appeared that his sleep was just so deep that he literally could not possibly hear her. The ice fort did a good job at Keeping Robbie in, to be sure, and in turn kept Benedict from enacting his classic pepper prank on his poor nostrils. At Lucky's plan, Jason would glance down and sigh.

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"Normally, that'd be a good plan, but," Jason gestured to the ice fort Sora had made around Robbie with both of his arms. "It's kinda hard to lead him on some trail when he's stuck inside of some kid's dream snowball fort." He grunted and stood back upright, crossing his arms. Megumin would have also been unable to climb into Robbie's lap, because... well, ice fort. Instead, she more than likely just face planted into the ice. Alexis flying over to the man and setting off her miniature explosion woke him right up, though.

"Gah! Aaah!" He shouted as he found himself startled awake, frantically looking around his ice fort. He looked it up and down. "W-where am I?" Robbie Rotten asked, only to gaze upon Alexis. His expression soon relaxed as he began giving her lecture towards him, even seeming bored as he grabbed the lever on the recliner, propping his feet up. He began to eat the Cheeto puffs lazily as Alexis spoke, his white gloves quickly becoming stained in their orange powder. By the time she was finished, half his bowl was already gone. "Well," Robbie Rotten said as he gestured towards himself with his Cheeto dust covered hand. "I am a villain. An evil one, at that! Everyone will be lazy just like me, and there's nothing that you dumb heroes can do about it!" With that, Robbie Rotten stuck out his tongue and blew raspberries at Alexis in a rather immature manner, before nomming back on his beloved Cheetos. He apparently could tell that he was safe thanks to Lilith's shield, and as such, Alexis' threats didn't do much to him.

There wasn't really anything around the lair that Price could find that gave him a clear picture of why Robbie did what he did. It was mostly just disguises and food and a bunch of inventions that were clearly a work in progress. However, Robbie Rotten did indeed just explain his motivation to Alexis, so Price more than likely heard it anyways.

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"That's not very evil of you."

"Yeah, I mean, I could benefit from being lazy from time to time, and I'm a hero!"

Some of the other Dittos began to pry open and don Robbie's outfits.

"After you."

"No, after you."

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"Oh, he's awake!" Megumin snorted and pawed at the ground. "Hey, Rotten! Can you hear me? Your stupid morbid obesity plan caused my staff to break! Do you have ANY idea how much it cost? THIS STAFF IS OF GREAT SENTIMENTAL VALUE TO ME, YOU KNOW!"

Lucky rubbed his chin a moment, looked at the ice fort, and then hatched a new idea. He ran off, grabbed an imaginary hose, and aimed it into the entrance at the top. Then he went up to Sora, tapped on his Keyblade, then hugged himself while shivering and chattering his teeth. Jason and Sora would understand, right?

"So...you like lazy, huh?" Megumin growled, sneering. "You only accept laziness in this lair, right? Well, how do you like THIS?!" On the count of three, she hopped onto her hands and toes and did push-ups. "One! Two! Three! Four! Five! Six! Seven!..." Around the tenth push-up, she began to cackle like the Devil himself. "THIS ISN'T VERY LAZY, IS IT?! HEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Lucky tried to laugh at the archmage's trolling, only to break down into coughing. He began a brisk jog all around the lair, making his pants as audible as possible. Then he ran up to the Dittos and helped himself to whatever accessories the little aliens didn't don for themselves.

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Sir Benedict Cucumberpatch
Benedict would simply smile at Lucky very cheesily before slowly backing away
“Oh yes Lucky.......great plan.....mhm.....Josh I insist you run.“
Bendict would whisper through his teeth as he smiled
“HONK!”
Josh would turn around and sprint away from his master and the crazed rabbit, only to face plant straight into the fort. This sensation of cold and snow sent Josh into a spree of happiness, constantly slipping and sliding as he laughed.
But, as soon as Robbie mentioned the word “Villain” Benedict’s head would snap instantly to his direction looking up at the fort.......his eyes gleaming.
“VILLAIN!“
Benedict would immediately scream before jumping on Joshs back, stopping the penguins slip and slide extravaganza. Benedict would whack Josh on the head before pointing at the mountaintop.
Josh instantly recognized the command, and would begin to walk. It would be a short walk however, as Josh would slip......ah.....now it seems like they’re both slipping and sliding.
“Ah.....what good fun!“
Benedict would say, still sliding.
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Akari "Paladin" Kishiri
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Akari followed the rest of the group over to the glass pipe that Rex had found. Upon sticking just his legs into it, he was suddenly drawn in and practically shot through it, winding up in a generic evil lair that quite easily belonged to Robbie. "So that's what being in a pneumatic tube is like..." Akari said, rubbing his head.

His gaze was fixated on the figure lazily sleeping in a furry orange chair, cheese puffs and a milk shake resting nearby. It was Robbie Rotten, who was not only trapped by one of Lilith's shields, but also imprisoned in a fort of ice. As per Jason's request, Akari did not attack him.

When Robbie was shocked awake and spoke to everyone, Akari folded his arms with narrowed eyes. "Yeah, there's nothing we can do, because there's nothing we can do anything about, if you're just going to sit there and eat your snacks. I feel like the point of villainy is to be someone who's genuinely threatening and someone who's actively trying to disturb the peace. But, this? What is this, if not some sad sight? To be frank, Robbie, you look as if you've given up, rather than looking like you've accomplished anything. Why, you must be one of the most boring 'villains' I've ever witnessed. You know, I'd be perfectly okay with accepting a generic edgelord over you, because at least then I'd be fighting someone who actually gives a damn." He said, issuing a roast.

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--Hiryu Kakogawa || Whisper The Wolf--
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And so, the two followed onto the clear pipe, leading them into a hidden hideout of sorts.

"I can't believe it. I got worked up because of this guy?" Hiryu raised a brow when he heard about Robbie's motivations on doing what he does--to be lazy. "Sounds counterproductive to me. I mean, if you wanna be lazy, then why not just sit there and not cause trouble?" He raised a brow, crossing his arms. Even with Jason's request to not beat the guy, he seems too pathetic to even beat up. Sure, he's willing to punch a kidnapper's face off, but that's before he learnt of what his motivations are.

Regardless, he sighs, placing his hands on his pockets.

Meanwhile, Whisper explored the lair, examining the various outfits on display.
 
Agent 3
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Time had passed slowly but surely as Agent 3 kept slowly surveying and 'reading' her surroundings. After a while, she thought nothing would happen, until her attention was brought to... a pipe? As others seemed to hop in one by one, she figured - something is evidently going on, and that pipe may well lead to something as some of the others - if not all of them - may be thinking! When she had a window of opportunity she could seize, she would - a quick run-up to the pipe and a jump in while turning into her squid form while she was 'in' the pipe... When landing on the other side of the pipe she turned back to normal, and though she put her weapon up expecting danger... "...What." Only blatant surprise escaped her as she lowered her weapon once more. "What in the world is this, apart from not what I was expecting...?"
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After a few moments, you all eventually reappeared in what looked like...

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A weird lair of some sorts? It definitely seemed like a generic evil lair, which certainly fit Robbie Rotten's pre-established character trait of a saturday morning cartoon villain. Everything around you was cartoonishly shaped and proporshined in such a goofy manner that it was hard to take any of it seriously. He even had what looked like a collection of generic disguises in tubes in the back, which consisted of costumes such as a pirate, a teacher, a doctor, and a professional golfer.

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Robbie Rotten himself was seated in a gigantic, fuzzy orange chair, with his head tilted back and snoring away. He had a bowl of Cheeto puffs in his lap and a milkshake on the matching orange table beside him. He didn't even notice you enter despite the noise you all just made. He appeared to be quite the heavy sleeper.

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"Okay...." Jason sighed. He'd dealt with ridiculous villains before, but this was starting to become too much for even him. Slumping forward slightly, he turned to face all of you. "Look, this guy's clearly pretty fucking incompetent, so try not to go too hard on him? Like, ya know, putting him in a body cast for the rest of his life or killing him? The last thing we need is another mess to clean up."​
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So ideally, they need to avoid making a mess of his life or even him... The latter is fine, but what interests Agent 3 more...? The unorthodox design of the lair! Unable to hear the villain's motive, she was hooked on her curiosity to begin with. "Well, this seems... outlandish. I don't know if all of this space and this weird design is 'not' hiding anything... I'd like to elect to find out." Agent 3 said aloud to the others - though not really aimed at them directly, it was but an open thought she wanted to at least put forward... All this open space left little to the imagination, and who knows what a 'villain' lair can hold, after all! After speaking what she wanted, you would quickly find her a fair distance away from the group - still close enough to talk, but far enough away to look like she wasn't associated unless you had already figured out who she was with (them).
Character Information
Link to CS: Here!​
Hex Code: #61BD6D​
Status (physically): Fine​
Status (mentally/emotionally): Fine​
Powers: Inkling (species abilities and traits)​
Items: Hero Shot, Splat Bombs, Splashdown​
Skills/Abilities: Highly mobile, leadership skills​
Course of action: Suggesting a search.​
RP Information
Location: Lair of Robbie Rotten​
Interactions: thatguyinthestore thatguyinthestore​
Mentions: None​
Nearby/In Group: Everyone?​
 
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