Chronology: Ultimate

[Atomic Chucklenuts]

“Actually it’s an ice tube.” Sora corrected Red Hood in regards to calling the gigantic ice a ‘snow fort’, which it technically is, but Sora (unintentionally) just wanted to be a smarty pants about it; and all the while this is going on Lucky starts to.. do things? He turns to the group for what apparently a plan, given by what Red Hood said, moreover he starts to use Sora’s a keyblade as a gun or whatever, and Megumin was doing push-ups as a response to Robbie’s dumb plan of making everyone lazy like he is.

“What is a going on?” Was what Sora said in regard to all this happening. Rex however had a more straight forward reaction to Robbie’s plan.

“Wow.. just wow. This really is lame!”

“Exactly!” The boys commented on the overall silliness of the plan. “Anyways, can you just tell us what you did with the missing stuff? We really don’t have time for this.”


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[PopcornPie]

Well, it seemed that Rex and Sora, along with quite a few others, weren't sure what to do with themselves. They were missing out on the fun! "Guys, let's tick Robbie off by being, well, active instead of lazy!" Megumin giggled, with sprigs of hair sticking upward and pinching inward like tiny horns. When her arms got tired from about thirty push-ups, she slid her legs beneath a large console and began to do curl-ups. "One!...Two!...Three!...It's more fun than it looks, guys!" There was no stopping her now; Her "feral little bastard" dial was all the way up to not eleven, but twenty.

Lucky, realizing that Sora didn't comprehend him, sighed heavily. He pretended that Robbie's golf club was Sora's keyblade, and slowly waved it back and forth in front of him as he made a whooshing noise. Then, once again, he hugged himself and shivered. God, any time the purple stuff wanted to heal his throat would be spectacular.

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[thatguyinthestore]

"Well, then it sounds like you could join me and my cause!" Robbie Rotten replied to Ditto with a smile. Although he couldn't see them, he could hear the familiar tussling of his impeccable outfit selection. "Hey!" He shouted as he turned around in his chair. "You'd better not be messing with my outfits over there!" The so-called "villain" replied with a very evident snarl in his voice. Jason then looked over at Lucky and immediately realized what he was trying to say. He shrugged in response.

"Well, it looks like it could work..." Jason would mutter aloud, before turning to face Sora. "You think your ice could support all our weights?" He pondered. Meanwhile, Robbie Rotten began to recoil at the sounds he'd heard from outside of his ice structure.

"What are you two doing??" He asked in a shocked tone, quickly springing up and shoving past Alexis, slamming his fists against his ice prison. "Stop it! Stop it right now!" He shouted in complete and utter anguish as he began slamming his fists against the ice as hard as he could. "No! I can't stand the sound of..." He hunched over a bit, making a gagging sound. "Exercise...!" Akari's harsh words would fall on deaf ears as Robbie Rotten cried from behind his ice structure, too busy trying to keep everyone from staying in shape to give a damn about the roasts. He did, however, reply to Hiryu. "No no no no!! I want to make everyone else lazy as well!!" He cried. He then heard Sora's request, which in turn made Robbie blow another raspberry. "No! I'll never tell you where the stuff is! Not in a million, or dare I say, bajillion years!!'

Then, he let out an even louder cry of anguish as Megumin began to exercise even more. "Stop it! STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT!!!" He screamed and cried as he pounded on the ice even harder with both fists. He even took a step back, before charging forward like a professional football player, and ramming his fist into the ice. "This is unacceptable! You should be laying down and eating cake and ice cream!" Robbie Rotten shouted as he continued to ram into the ice with his shoulder, trying desperately to break free from his prison.

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[Lazaro1505]

Third P.O.V
The chaotic form of their team had done more and more confusing things, that even Benrey’s head was starting to gain a headache. Starting to walk around the room, Benrey said “Ok..... I guess I can go look around for things, and actually be useful for once, and go around the lair of this Robbie.” as he began to desperately escape the chaos known as his team, and probably look for things in the process. Gretar however, had the greatest idea he had so far, as he left and looked around in the background for something, before coming back with a wooden chair. Placing the chair down and sitting on it, it seemed like he was gonna lay about and do nothing, until he started doing stretches on the chair. After a while, he even began to get up from the sweet release of standing up, and began to use the chair in order to continue stretching, mocking Robbie and his idea of people being lazy.​

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[Thepotatogod]

--Hiryu Kakogawa || Whisper The Fashionable Wolf--
Interaction: thatguyinthestore BoltBeam

As Robbie called her out about his outfits, Whisper had already taken out and wore one of his cowboy hats which reminded her of Angel Island's guardian, Knuckles, who wore a hat that one time according to some stories. She soon returned it after was called out, soon moving elsewhere.

"That's..." Hiryu raised a finger before putting it down, "How would that even work?" Hiryu had heard of villains whose plots made a bit of sense. Helping out the Hero to make them powerful enough to be unstoppable when mind controlled? He gets that. Destroy the multiverse? Yes sir. Kill a bastard, Hiryu relates. But make everyone lazy? That's where Hiryu couldn't even see how he wants to accomplish that.

It was around this time that Robbie was beinng tormented by e x c e r c i s e.

"Well then, excercise it is." Hiryu shrugs as he, too, began to do squats in front of the lazy villain. "So, lazy boy." He says as he squats.more and more. "You're not like most villains I see. Some of them kill people, some conquer and destory cities...You're unique, I can respect that. But why?" He asks, "Why'd you wanna make people lazy?"

Meanwhile, Whisper seemed to have taken notice of the random green squid-like child near her. She tilted her head, pondering if she had been with them the entire time. The thought occured if she was one of Ganon's spies, which prompted Whisper to stare and grip her wispon, waiting to see what this tentacled anthro do next.

 

[PopcornPie]

Megumin continued to laugh like a little demon. "No, thank you, I already had a ton of ice cream yesterday! In fact..." Now her irises were becoming mismatched, and foam started to ooze out the corners of her lips. "...I FEEL THE SUGAR FINALLY COMING TO ME!" She snatched up the ToolGun, and quickly spawned the first thing she thought of as an exercise device: a treadmill, which she practically pounced on. It purred to life, upon contact, and Megumin was running like a train. "HEEEHEEHAAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEEEE!"

Lucky, seeing a window of opportunity, retrieved the discarded ToolGun, and spawned Chloraseptic® throat medicine.



The relief was a godsend. "Aaaaaah, oh my God, that is such a fuckin' improvement." He chimed, rubbing his freshly fixed throat. "Anyway, the big issue is, how are we gonna get 'im outta here while he's in that shield?...How are we gonna get out, for that matter?"

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[ConnorOfficials]

Lilith

Lilith floats through the ice tower and confronts Robbie who's trying to bust his way out but to no avail. "Look I don't really wan't you to be trapped in here for a while, but you really need to stop kidnapping people. Nevermind the fact that you're trying to make everyone lazy."

Interactions:
thatguyinthestore (Robbie Rotten)​

 

[BoltBeam]

Agent 3

Meanwhile, Whisper seemed to have taken notice of the random green squid-like child near her. She tilted her head, pondering if she had been with them the entire time. The thought occured if she was one of Ganon's spies, which prompted Whisper to stare and grip her wispon, waiting to see what this tentacled anthro do next.

Agent 3 would just stand there for now as she noticed Whisper's stare in her general direction, and simply returned one of her own, along the lines of 'what are you looking at'. As that was being done, she shook her head and listened to the scene go on around her - exercise was triggering that 'villain' of a man while he remained contained in ice, it seems, but... What of it stuck out to her, if anything? Most people seemed to be forming plots or just going about them, and eventually unable to ignore this glare that she is getting from she who is visibly part beast, she facepalmed. "What is it." She said to them in an irritated tone. "Suspicious, by any chance? Explanations can wait if that's the case - now is not the time."
Character Information

Link to CS: Here!​

Hex Code: #61BD6D​

Status (physically): Fine​

Status (mentally/emotionally): Slightly angered​

Powers: Inkling (species abilities and traits)​

Items: Hero Shot, Splat Bombs, Splashdown​

Skills/Abilities: Highly mobile, leadership skills​

Course of action: Suggesting a search.​

RP Information

Location: Lair of Robbie Rotten​

Interactions: Thepotatogod​

Mentions: None​

Nearby/In Group: Everyone?​

 

[Atomic Chucklenuts]

“Uh not now, Megumin. Maybe later.”​

Megumin’s constant exercise to irritate Robbie was funny, but distracted him from everyone’s questions.

Lucky on the other hand would use the keyblade as a golf club, but quickly left his hands as it returned back to Sora. Red Hood then asked Sora if some of his blizzard spell could support all of them if needed.​

“Oh yeah. It could, but I got something better then that.”​

He proudly stated.​

Lucky then ask how are they gonna get him out and how they’ll get out. “I don’t know. We should ask Robbie. Megumin can you stop? We need to ask him if he’s the one who stole the belongings.”

“And how to get out of here. Better yet.” Rex would once again use his goggles to see if there could be a way out of here.

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[Crow]

The Dittos at the back hanging with Lucky continued to play with the outfit selection.

"A bit big for me," a Ditto said, before replicating himself to stack one on top of the other. "Perfect."

Meanwhile the ones nearer to the ice fort began to taunt Robbie.

"Oooh, these are some pretty neat gadgets, they must make people lazy in a wide range of direct and indirect ways..."

"... but what if we used Jury Rigg to completely transform them into Exercise Machines!"

"And healthy machines! Instead of feeding people donuts and hotdogs, they'll feed people apples and bananas!"

The laughter of the Ditto armada continued.

"But we promise not to do it... if you tell us..."

thatguyinthestore​

 

[Zamasu]

Soma Cruz & Shanoa

"So, what were you saying about the MPF being this aggressive?"

"I take that back; I do not remember the MPF being this dysfunctional."

At this very point, the more sillier members begin to torture Robbie in what they believe to be "appropriate" ways to make him talk. The duo begin to make honest doubts about their competency.

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[thatguyinthestore]

"Because..." Robbie Rotten began when Hiryu asked his question, the sound of his legs bending making the self-proclaimed villain cringe. "I absolutely hate the sounds of exercise and activity... it all makes me so SICK!" He said in a very immature tone, his tongue sticking out and his voice taking on a childish mocking one as he spoke. "The world would be so much better if everyone was just lazy and didn't move a muscle! Just peace and quiet, and everyone enjoying delicious junk food like candy and ice cream and chips!" He then screeched as he heard the all too familiar whirring of a treadmill, the man falling to his knees and covering his ears. He closed his eyes and screamed like a banshee, unable to do much else. "Make it stop! I think you're going to make me throw up...!" He complained aloud as he began slowly rocking back and forth.

In the midst of all this, he glanced up at Lilith, who had floated above his fort to lecture him. "Well, not kidnapping people wouldn't be very evil, would it?" He asked, only to recoil some more as he heard the treadmill continue its assault on his eardrums-- and stomach.

"And what would that be?" Jason would ask Sora with his arms crossed. As Rex tried to figure out a way out, he would find the pipe that they had all entered from. Aside from that, there were no other notable exits. Robbie Rotten, meanwhile, shuddered violently as he heard Ben's multiple forms taunt him further with their words.

"No! No! Not my beautiful evil laziness machines!" Robbie shouted as he fell to his hands and knees, as if pleading for Ben's mercy from behind the ice wall. "I'll tell you anything you want to know! Just please, leave my beautiful machines alone!" The man begged in a desperate tone.

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[Thepotatogod]

--Hiryu Kakogawa || Whisper The Wolf--
Interaction: thatguyinthestore Crow BoltBeam

Whisper simply remained silent as she put on her mask, still suspiscious of the oddly serious squidling. She simply nodded, still keeping an eye on the squid as she focused on Robbie, who seemed to be on the breaking point thank's to Ben's shenanigans.

"Personal vendetta, got it." Hiryu simply nodded as he stopped exercising for a moment, seeing that he's practically begging for mercy. "We have several. 1. how are you in this train? 2. Who brought you to this universe? and 3. Does your candy really make people bloat that bad?" The last one was purely for curiosity's sake, as he is getting kinda wanting to try one.

 

[ConnorOfficials]

Lilith

Robbie begged and pleaded for Ben not to destroy any of his machines and promises to tell them anything in order for his contraptions to not be damaged. "Well if that's the case then why are you trying to make people lazy, is there some sort of back story we don't know of?"

Interactions:
thatguyinthestore (Robbie Rotten)​

 

[Crow]

"If everyone's lazy..."

"... who's gonna make the junk food?"

"Guys, guys, back on topic! Who are you working for, Robbie Rotten?"

thatguyinthestore​

 

[Benedict Cucumberpatch]

Sir Benedict Cucumberpatch
Benedict would stop as he heard Robbie speak, ah.....he must be the CEO of some vast snack company, yes that would explain the weird suit, fancy hidden office and love for junk food.
Benedict would immediately snap at Josh, who would toss the fancy man up towards Robbie
“AH! VILLAIN! SILENCE! I’m here to....buy you out! Now go! Shoo! I own the snack company now.....I’m the.....winner of this little competition.“
He would say as Josh began dumping bags of money onto the floor
thatguyinthestore
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[PopcornPie]

Lucky followed Rex around in his search. Alas, there wasn't a backdoor, ladder, or even a fire escape. Just that pipe, which was confirmed to suck downward. "Fuck, I guess we really are stuck down here. Damn it, Megumin, why didn't you make a rope and tie it to something on the outside?!"

"WHATWASTHATCHOMUSUKE?!" Megumin's legs were a blur at this point, and she looked downright melted, but she was still grinning like a bobcat. "CAN'THEARYOUOVERTHESEBURNINGCALORIES! EEEEEEEYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Aaaand she's too hyperactive to think straight. Whelp, I guess we're gonna have to scream out for the rescue team like wee bitches again. And you people better join me this time, because one rabbit crying out for help isn't nearly as convincin'."

"WHATEVERYOUSAYCHOMUSUKEI'MUPFORSCREAMING!"

Hearing Robbie crack, Lucky sighed with amusement and plodded over to the running archmage. "Okay, Lassie, time to stop. We can all tell that you're turnin' blue." He hopped up on the treadmill's console and pressed the "stop" button, making her slide backward with several screeches before she rammed butt-first into a wall. To make sure she didn't wreak any more havoc, Lucky threw the weighted net over her, with his irony detector going off the charts.

"Now, then...You wouldn't happen to be workin' with Ganondorf, would ya?"

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[thatguyinthestore]

"Well, I got a ticket just like anyone else!" Robbie answered in an honest sounding tone, clearly still desperate about his laziness machines not being used for their intended purpose. "A-A man did! He wore black clothes like me... said if I halted the train ride, I could do it how I wanted, and he'd give me all the junk food I wanted! I never learned his name... he was a Doctor, I think..." Robbie admitted, before hearing his last question. "Well... y-yes, it does! In copious amounts, that is!" He explained. Then, at Lilith's question, an audible growl could be heard from behind the wall of ice. "I just always hated exercise and activity! It's all so much WORK! And that silly little Sportaflop always got in my way of trying to make everyone as lazy as me!" The villain snarled loudly.

"I already said I don't know his name!" Robbie replied to Ben. "He just told me that he had powerful friends that could make my wildest dreams come true! That's all!" He pleaded. He didn't even reply to Benedict's offer, mainly because he couldn't even see the money being given to him at all. He did, however, shake his head when Lucky asked him if he worked for Ganondorf. "No... the man I met mentioned Ganondorf a few times... but he didn't sound like he liked him very much..."

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[PopcornPie]

Lucky's ears tipped forward. "So...you were paid off by someone? By a 'Doctor'..." He rubbed his chin. What doctors did they know? Doctor Who?...But Doctor Who was anything but evil. Toffee or the Director both would have spoken of being a doctor if they were one. There wasn't a good guess in his mind, but Megumin, who seemed to be settling down, was the one reading all the MPF files. "Megumin, do you know any doctors?"

"Ummmmmm..." Megumin wiggled out of the net and started to explore the place. Maybe she'd find something that would jog her memory.

thatguyinthestore

 

[marc122]

Weiss Schnee and Yang Xiao Long
Cabin Car 1, ???, Excess Express
#99D5FF and #FAC51C = Speech
(Half-Life 3 Confirmed) (Yang Xiao Long Forever)

With the Toad-spheres out of the way, Yang was well on the path out of the room she had ended up in. When she rushed out, though, Robbie Rotten himself was already gone. As she turned to check her surroundings, she saw Megumin on the ground, but before she could do anything, a frog snapped her staff in half. She huffed; she could've done something about it in a timely manner, but on the other hand, she was still dealing with a candy-offering thief and po

"Well, alright, I guess."

Weiss shrugged.

— — — — —​

Weiss and Yang stood as Robbie Rotten eventually gave up on trying to asleep peace4rtfully.

"So what about all those people you've taken? Aren't you going to let them free and turn them back to normal?" Yang said, folding her arms.

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[Atomic Chucklenuts]

Red Hood asked Sora in terms of what else he could do, Sora’s more then happy to do so and does a small demonstration via making a reflective ball around Red Hood for a two seconds. “That was a shield that can repel pretty much all attacks and can even trap people in. Only thing is, it doesn’t last forever without constant focus on it.”


Rex’s efforts to find another exit would fail due to there being there is no exit he can see at the moment. “Well, folks. Looks like we’re staying in the lazy lair.” Robbie then has enough of being tortured and finally decides to talk and tells why he’s here and who sent him. “Man in a black clothes? (But that’s.. no way.)

“(Black Clothes? The organization? Xehanort? But we beat them. How..?” Rex and Sora’s worries were put to slight rest when Robbie mentions the man in the black clothes was also a doctor. But at the same time, the foes they’ve faced were familiar in that field at least once. The two run over to Robbie asking him some fearful questions. “Robbie! This doctor. Did he work with anyone besides Ganondorf? Did he have white hair? Bald? Have a giant sword?”

“Or have long hair and wires attached to him and may or may not have a metal gauntlet with claws?” The boys were disrupted when Lucky asked if they knew any doctors. Sora draws a blank, but Rex says otherwise. “There is one but he was taken in by Providence. Unless.. Robbie. One more thing. Was there another doctor with them? A guy in a white coat?”


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[BoltBeam]

Agent 3

Whisper simply remained silent as she put on her mask, still suspiscious of the oddly serious squidling. She simply nodded, still keeping an eye on the squid as she focused on Robbie, who seemed to be on the breaking point thank's to Ben's shenanigans.

Agent 3, now with the beast off her for now, if not for good, she turned her attention to the scene again - and before she would intend to go off into the background of the lair to explore and investigate, something caught her attention, something she hadn't heard of... and wanted answers.

"No... the man I met mentioned Ganondorf a few times... but he didn't sound like he liked him very much..."

Surprise and confusion took over the Inkling's expression, as she broke her posture... "I've... not heard of that name... Can someone get me up to speed? Who is this 'Ganondorf'...?" She asked aloud to nobody in particular, having noted Robbie's mention of him in particular for probably no reason. "...I'm to assume he or whatever they are is probably important, just... a small explanation would be great to get up to speed."
Character Information

Link to CS: Here!​

Hex Code: #61BD6D​

Status (physically): Fine​

Status (mentally/emotionally): Confused/Curious​

Powers: Inkling (species abilities and traits)​

Items: Hero Shot, Splat Bombs, Splashdown​

Skills/Abilities: Highly mobile, leadership skills​

Course of action: Who is Ganondorf?​

RP Information

Location: Lair of Robbie Rotten​

Interactions: Anyone?​

Mentions: Thepotatogod , thatguyinthestore​

Nearby/In Group: Everyone?​

 

[PopcornPie]

Lucky whipped his head around to Agent 3. How? How? "Where have you been, Lassie?! How do you not know Ganondorf?" He threw his nubs inyo the air. "He's kind of taking over the multiverse right now? He has a highly toxic substance called Twilight? None of that rings a bell?"

"He destroyed the Cape, where most of us lived." Megumin added sadly.

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[BoltBeam]

Agent 3

Lucky whipped his head around to Agent 3. How? How? "Where have you been, Lassie?! How do you not know Ganondorf?" He threw his nubs inyo the air. "He's kind of taking over the multiverse right now? He has a highly toxic substance called Twilight? None of that rings a bell?"

"He destroyed the Cape, where most of us lived." Megumin added sadly.

Agent 3 listened and initially seemed surprised... Taking it all in, and sighed. "Well, let's tackle this one thing at a time, alright?" She began, crossing her arms. "First of all, where I was... I'd truthfully only just 'woken up' a few minutes ago, having found myself in... a train cabin... inside a cabinet drawer... and with no memory of anything 'prior' to getting there, somehow. I do remember blacking out when I entered this 'world' and after leaving my own, so that doesn't help matters" She explained. "So ever since I got here, somehow, I don't remember a thing between when I blacked out and when I waked up... It's shaky, I know, but... that's all I got..." Agent 3 lowered her head in worry for a brief moment. "Yeah, I've not heard of this Ganondorf guy or this 'Cape' location of yours, but... He has access to Twilight...?" Her eyes went wide in surprise and shuddered at the mention of that name alone.

"Now that brings back memories I don't like... I've had a run-in with that substance before, in a previous adventure out of my own world - with some of the people here at this moment in time, at that... It's pretty dangerous, to be honest... From what I remember seeing of it, that mass of whatever-it-is turned the once already powerful foe into a behemoth with even 'more' strength than he already had... And now you're saying this 'Ganondorf' has access to it, and has no less destroyed a place where... you and others lived?" After a long time of continuous speaking to process this to herself mid-speech, she took a deep breath and looked down to herself - her hand. Shaking met her gaze as she clenched her fist and shook her head again, growling. "...Right... Well, thanks for the catch-up... What a mess..." Agent 3 put a hand on her head as the memories of such were now fresh in her mind.

"...My condolences for your loss, though now is probably too late to be saying that, isn't it. You've probably heard it all."
Character Information

Link to CS: Here!​

Hex Code: #61BD6D​

Status (physically): Fine​

Status (mentally/emotionally): Worried/Fearful​

Powers: Inkling (species abilities and traits)​

Items: Hero Shot, Splat Bombs, Splashdown​

Skills/Abilities: Highly mobile, leadership skills​

Course of action: 'Registering' information​

RP Information

Location: Lair of Robbie Rotten​

Interactions: P PopcornPie​

Mentions: None​

Nearby/In Group: Everyone?​

 

[Thepotatogod]

--Hiryu Kakogawa || Whisper The Wolf--
Interaction: thatguyinthestore BoltBeam

"So we may be looking at a rebel associate with Ganon that's a Doctor..." Hiryu rubbed his chin, Sora soon bringing up if this Doctor had any noticeable features like say,colored hair or eyes and such. "Yeah, any noticeable features? We might run into him." He asked of the lazy boi.

Whisper turned back to the squidling as she then explained her situation. She was misplaced from her universe, it seems. Her arrival was an unfortunate accident. Whisper sighed in relief, knowing that she wasn't indeed one of Ganon's spies.In fact, she seemed to despise the Twilight as much as everyone else.