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[ailurophile]

Also, @ailurophile, don't forget that prostitute that Miranda has impolyed is being blackmailed right now

oh no not poor evelyn she's too pure for game of thrones leave her be ;( 

 

[Hypnos]

Sad thing if they married this wouldnt be a complete lie, considering you know he barley knows her and even you admit he's more neutral on her, but marriage is being talk led about due to the mutal benefits of the houses lol

Ah but you're forgetting something, I am rich, therefore I am evil, hence I don't care.

 

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]

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What characters are entering what events?

Daeron isn't doing shit. I think I'm just going to rule him being late in as something going wrong with boats and shit or something. I don't know. It's going to be hard to pass off.

 

[WanderingJester]

Ah but you're forgetting something, I am rich, therefore I am evil, hence I don't care.

I too, am quite rich.  Double evil!

Shall we tie this Lewyn up on a dangling chain that's slowing being lowered into a massive lake with a Kraken inside while we conveniently leave to sip expensive alcohol elsewhere?  Oh, the tentacles each have valyrian blades strapped to them, because we're rich.

 

[Akio]

Ah but you're forgetting something, I am rich, therefore I am evil, hence I don't care.

Coach Roland Please Help Lewyn The Poor Soul! @Leusis

 

[diwa]

Coach Roland Please Help Lewyn The Poor Soul! @Leusis

Cassie's taking Roland back to Fair Isle. bye. lol

 

[Mion]

I too, am quite rich.  Double evil!

Shall we tie this Lewyn up on a dangling chain that's slowing being lowered into a massive lake with a Kraken inside while we conveniently leave to sip expensive alcohol elsewhere?  Oh, the tentacles each have valyrian blades strapped to them, because we're rich.

I support this!

 

[TheFordee20]

Sad thing about there being no House Whent is that we'll never see the continuation of blood-bathing Lady Maeve. ;-;


I cry.

 

[Akio]

Cassie's taking Roland back to Fair Isle. bye. lol

Why do you all hate me

 

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]

Why do you all hate me

Because it's funny.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Sad thing about there being no House Whent is that we'll never see the continuation of blood-bathing Lady Maeve. ;-;


I cry.

Lady Maeve, Grandma of House Bolton. She wears lingerie made out of Wildling skin. 

 

[Hypnos]

Daeron isn't doing shit. I think I'm just going to rule him being late in as something going wrong with boats and shit or something. I don't know. It's going to be hard to pass off.

But Daeron is supposed to be already in the capital to do his job as Master of Laws, I just assumed he was already at the meeting (which I'll invite you to once you get the CS up)

I too, am quite rich.  Double evil!

Shall we tie this Lewyn up on a dangling chain that's slowing being lowered into a massive lake with a Kraken inside while we conveniently leave to sip expensive alcohol elsewhere?  Oh, the tentacles each have valyrian blades strapped to them, because we're rich.

I don't know about you but I intend to tie Celena to some train tracks and then just conveniently leave her there in a really loose knot.

 

[ailurophile]

Cassie's taking Roland back to Fair Isle. bye. lol

'lewyn, i have taught you all that you can be taught. you are on your own now. good luck in the joust.'

 

[TheFordee20]

Lady Maeve, Grandma of House Bolton. She wears lingerie made out of Wildling skin. 

Perf.  

 

[WanderingJester]

Eh, I'm glad you think so.  They need a lot of work to me :/  


"We may not be able to save the Seven Kingdoms, but we sure as hell are going to avenge it!" -House Hightower


XD

See my earlier quote on the vision statement of House Hightower in this RP @Fezzes

 

[diwa]

Why do you all hate me

Psh. No we don't. I thought this was an underdog movie? You have to do more in order to obtain a girl that doesn't care for you.

 

[WanderingJester]

But Daeron is supposed to be already in the capital to do his job as Master of Laws, I just assumed he was already at the meeting (which I'll invite you to once you get the CS up)


I don't know about you but I intend to tie Celena to some train tracks and then just conveniently leave her there in a really loose knot.

Nah, we start with Evelyn.  The most innocent whore girl in the RP!  (Or as much as she is even though she's a whore? :|  ) *shrug*

 

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]

But Daeron is supposed to be already in the capital to do his job as Master of Laws, I just assumed he was already at the meeting (which I'll invite you to once you get the CS up)

Ah shit, I kinda forgot. Well, uh... I dunno. He's just silently being there.

See my earlier quote on the vision statement of House Hightower in this RP @Fezzes

Okay, I love you.

 

[Hypnos]

Nah, we start with Evelyn.  The most innocent whore girl in the RP!  (Or as much as she is even though she's a whore? :|  ) *shrug*

I'm also going to need to grow a moustache to twirl hilst I do it.

 

[Akio]

Psh. No we don't. I thought this was an underdog movie? You have to do more in order to obtain a girl that doesn't care for you.

Fair enough, we need a low, then training, then one more fall, then the ending where I dismount the last knight and crown Celena queen of love and beauty before the horrors of war draw us apart


Then we get to the game of thrones part of this story

 

[WanderingJester]

I'm also going to need to grow a moustache to twirl hilst I do it.

Or just put a pinky to the corner of your mouth as you laugh maniacally.  It's a great substitute I've found in case I shaved earlier that day and didn't expect to be lowering a love lorn hero into a death trap later that day.

 

[diwa]

I'm also going to need to grow a moustache to twirl hilst I do it.

Or just put a pinky to the corner of your mouth as you laugh maniacally.  It's a great substitute I've found in case I shaved earlier that day and didn't expect to be lowering a love lorn hero into a death trap later that day.

If you're going to practice on Miranda's whores you need to pay up. She's well taught on how to act and pretend to be grateful when in reality she can actually beat the crap out of Lewyn.

 

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]

I need to stop shitposting and keep working on Daeron, because I take forever making characters.


Someone, hit me every time I shitpost. Starting after this post, and ending when Daeron is posted.

 

[Archon]

I haven't received notifs for this in weeks...


Sorry everyone!

 

[Hypnos]

Or just put a pinky to the corner of your mouth as you laugh maniacally.  It's a great substitute I've found in case I shaved earlier that day and didn't expect to be lowering a love lorn hero into a death trap later that day.

Good point, though I'll also need to think about acquiring a pit, that or bring a bunch of shark into the Blackwater Bay (I even have my own island lair)