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WanderingJester said:
Not true, Auntie Lynesse is still whoring it up over in Lys.  She's had quite the venture there in her long life apparently.


Oh you look so lovely tonight my dear, I would take you on this table if this was the Rock will make all preparations that the children be taken care of and we be undisturbed until late in the noon on the morrow.


Don't be so hard on Uncle Edwyn dear.  It's been many years since Auntie Alessa passed away.  You know how much he misses her still.
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I wish I could say the same of you dear, but I do think your clothing would look a lot better if I wasn't undressing you with my eyes say the same of you dear
 
JustJazzy said:
I wish I could say the same of you dear, but I do think your clothing would look a lot better if I wasn't undressing you with my eyes say the same of you dear
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Well we can certainly say Tiber likes his marriage lol, the Lord of the west is too busy fucking his wife to talk to anyone XD
 
Akio said:
Well we can certainly say Tiber likes his marriage lol, the Lord of the west is too busy fucking his wife to talk to anyone XD
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Some of us actually enjoy the person we married, and not have to resort to lone walks to the stables at night for satisfaction, thank you very much.


I'm sure the Lord Hand is equally pleased with his lady wife, and enjoys a very happy marriage as well, unlike those south of the Dornish Marshes, who knows nothing of fidelity or morals/ethics.  Isn't that right @Hypnos?
 
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WanderingJester said:
A lot of work to be had for the Mistress of Whispers this wedding/tourney it seems @TheTraveller @Hypnos
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WanderingJester said:
Also, I'm curious @TheTraveller.  If Roland leaving Auntie Cassie results in a throat slitting, would him taking use of local whores for relief while on the field also be a throat slitting offense?  :/
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Did he what now?! hmm. As long as there are no bastard, those local whores is safe.


But if he sired a bastard, Cassie will tie him up and beat those local whores along with their children with his Valyrian steel walker.

WanderingJester said:
On a slightly lesser level: House Hightower is to the Reach's armies what House Velaryon is to the Royal Fleet at Dragonstone.  I'll let you figure out what exactly you can get from House Hightower from that. (y) :)  
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Sweeeeet. Any house you want to pair up that Hightower boy of yours?

WanderingJester said:
A lot of work to be had for the Mistress of Whispers this wedding/tourney it seems @TheTraveller @Hypnos
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Someone will die so she'll enjoy it. SOMEONE HAS TO OR EVERYONE WILL BE POISONED. I GUARANTEE IT. LMAO.

Hypnos said:
@Brook @Archon @TheAncientCenturion @Leusis @TheFordee14 @SuperSpice @Ms MistyEye @JustJazzy @Broncos @Lancelot @TheTraveller @JPTheWarrior @Fezzes @Akio @ailurophile @JustWhipIt @SleepyBuddha @ArisenMoon @Red @Savagai @WanderingJester @Hypnos


What characters are entering what events?
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The Wedding is such a freakin' drag. No tournaments for meh. Unless you consider drowning Prince Aegon a tournament if he became the ungrateful bitch?


And I request a moment of silence for Carrie Fisher. Thank you, ma'am. You'll be missed.


(at least Princess Leia is with her home planet now. Along with its inhabitants.)
 
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TheTraveller said:
Did he what now?! hmm. As long as there are no bastard, those local whores is safe.


But if he sired a bastard, Cassie will tie him up and beat those local whores along with their children with his Valyrian steel walker.


Sweeeeet. Any house you want to pair up that Hightower boy of yours?


Someone will die so she'll enjoy it. SOMEONE HAS TO OR EVERYONE WILL BE POISONED. I GUARANTEE IT. LMAO.


The Wedding is such a freakin' drag. No tournaments for meh. Unless you consider drowning Prince Aegon a tournament if he became the ungrateful bitch?


And I request a moment silence for Carrie Fisher. Thank you, ma'am. You'll be miss.


(at least Princess Leia is with her home planet now. Along with its inhabitants.)
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Ah good to know.


Someone with influence/money/power/might.  A combination of all of those would be nice.  Perhaps House Rowan? or an Equivalent from abroad?


We can make it a new event!


*Holds silence*


I know this is not quite my head canon, but you're with Han now Leia.
 
WanderingJester said:
Some of us actually enjoy the person we married, and not have to resort to lone walks to the stables at night for satisfaction, thank you very much.


I'm sure the Lord Hand is equally pleased with his lady wife, and enjoys a very happy marriage as well, unlike those south of the Dornish Marshes, who knows nothing of fidelity or morals/ethics.  Isn't that right @Hypnos?
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If by happy you mean cold, distant and uncomfortable then yes, very happy.
 
WanderingJester said:
Some of us actually enjoy the person we married, and not have to resort to lone walks to the stables at night for satisfaction, thank you very much.


I'm sure the Lord Hand is equally pleased with his lady wife, and enjoys a very happy marriage as well, unlike those south of the Dornish Marshes, who knows nothing of fidelity or morals/ethics.  Isn't that right @Hypnos?
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Caydens wife has been dead for years though
 
Hypnos said:
If by happy you mean cold, distant and uncomfortable then yes, very happy.
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Akio said:
Caydens wife has been dead for years though
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Lies!  He rode her in earlier when the Dornish delegation arrived at the Red Keep.  I saw her but a moment ago in the stables, snacking on some fresh hay!
 
WanderingJester said:
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Lies!  He rode her in earlier when the Dornish delegation arrived at the Red Keep.  I saw her but a moment ago in the stables, snacking on some fresh hay!
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I've just realised, this is an underdog movie. Lewyn is a young man that desperately pines after the girl of his dreams, but she had no interest in him because she's preoccupied with the handsome jock who's the best at jousting. Now, with the help of a rag tag group of misfits and coach Roland Wild (The world super star who's now too old to compete) he's going to enter the joust and win her heart. Jousting is literally in his blood.
 
Hypnos said:
I've just realised, this is an underdog movie. Lewyn is a young man that desperately pines after the girl of his dreams, but she had no interest in him because she's preoccupied with the handsome jock who's the best at jousting. Now, with the help of a rag tag group of misfits and coach Roland Wild (The world super star who's now too old to compete) he's going to enter the joust and win her heart. Jousting is literally in his blood.
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Well.. I'll take this if it was even possible, can a day or less of training help him succeed, he's not starting from scratch because he's average but still XD
 
Hypnos said:
I've just realised, this is an underdog movie. Lewyn is a young man that desperately pines after the girl of his dreams, but she had no interest in him because she's preoccupied with the handsome jock who's the best at jousting. Now, with the help of a rag tag group of misfits and coach Roland Wild (The world super star who's now too old to compete) he's going to enter the joust and win her heart. Jousting is literally in his blood.
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"Wax on, wax off."


"How is cleaning your armor and sword going to make me a better jouster???"


"You giving me lip boy?"
 
Akio said:
Well.. I'll take this if it was even possible, can a day or less of training help him succeed, he's not starting from scratch because he's average but still XD
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You have to start from the bottom and inexplicably montage your way to a world class jouster. I just need to do something comically evil to motivate you into success.
 
Ya, I'm just waiting for y'all to get the wedding going so I can actually repsond to the Blackfyres. However, seeing as you are getting the festivities in order, I'll probably rejoin soon
 
Hypnos said:
You have to start from the bottom and inexplicably montage your way to a world class jouster. I just need to do something comically evil to motivate you into success.
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If he were to kiss her in front of Lewyn right now I imagine that would do it
 
Akio said:
If he were to kiss her in front of Lewyn right now I imagine that would do it
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Lewyn is from a a broken family, his father is dead, his mother is overprotective and he's been disowned. Laenor on the other hand has a perfectly healthy family dynamic and was not only born rich, but the son of the man who's hosting the tourney. This is destiny.
 
Hypnos said:
Lewyn is from a a broken family, his father is dead, his mother is overprotective and he's been disowned. Laenor on the other hand has a perfectly healthy family dynamic and was not only born rich, but the son of the man who's hosting the tourney. This is destiny.
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I need this story in my life, something happy before everything goes to shit and I torture my characters 
 
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