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>Haven't seen a Jasper post in awhile


>Sees a Jasper Post


>Inner monologue about the possibility of kinky Dornish sluts doing degenerate activities in the bedroom


So I think it's safe to say the order of kingdoms/realms is this;


The Riverlands > The Crownlands >= The West > The Reach > The Stormlands > The North > The Vale >= Dorne
 
TheAncientCenturion said:
>Haven't seen a Jasper post in awhile


>Sees a Jasper Post


>Inner monologue about the possibility of kinky Dornish sluts doing degenerate activities in the bedroom


So I think it's safe to say the order of kingdoms/realms is this;


The Riverlands > The Crownlands >= The West > The Reach > The Stormlands > The North > The Vale >= Dorne
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What did he mean by this?
 
TheAncientCenturion said:
>Haven't seen a Jasper post in awhile


>Sees a Jasper Post


>Inner monologue about the possibility of kinky Dornish sluts doing degenerate activities in the bedroom


So I think it's safe to say the order of kingdoms/realms is this;


The Riverlands > The Crownlands >= The West > The Reach > The Stormlands > The North > The Vale >= Dorne
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I like how the Iron Islands aren't even considered.
 
Hypnos said:
Even more surprisingly they seem to be the only people with a sense of loyalty this time around.
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Suppose they eventually learn. . I'm tempted to say this is a trap to lull the 7 KIngdoms into a false sense of security. 


But let's be reasonable. It's the Iron Born. They aren't that clever. 
 
Lancelot said:
I'll have you know we are the admirals of the royal fleet now!
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. . . .


Oh my God. The royal fleet must sink every six months. I'm really tempted to say this is an inside job/conspiracy, and the Ironborn are trying to bankrupt the realm by constantly sinking their navies. 


But there can be no good to come from the Ironborn being put in charge of the Royal fleet. One second, they're in Black Water Bay. The next? Raiding Ibb. Why? Fuck you, the Iron Price and all that shit. 
 
TheAncientCenturion said:
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Oh my God. The royal fleet must sink every six months. I'm really tempted to say this is an inside job/conspiracy, and the Ironborn are trying to bankrupt the realm by constantly sinking their navies. 


But there can be no good to come from the Ironborn being put in charge of the Royal fleet. One second, they're in Black Water Bay. The next? Raiding Ibb. Why? Fuck you, the Iron Price and all that shit. 
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It's only been a few hours, it's surprising how many ships they've managed to sink.
 
TheAncientCenturion said:
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Oh my God. The royal fleet must sink every six months. I'm really tempted to say this is an inside job/conspiracy, and the Ironborn are trying to bankrupt the realm by constantly sinking their navies. 


But there can be no good to come from the Ironborn being put in charge of the Royal fleet. One second, they're in Black Water Bay. The next? Raiding Ibb. Why? Fuck you, the Iron Price and all that shit. 
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Don't worry Lord Vickon promised that he wouldn't do that.
 
Hypnos said:
It's only been a few hours, it's surprising how many ships they've managed to sink.
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I imagine hundreds of veteran sailors are dead. Dozens of Yronwood ships of the line, broken, beached, or otherwise lost without any reasonable excuse. 


Just a grinning Greyjoy, proud at his accomplishments. 

Lancelot said:
Don't worry Lord Vickon promised that he wouldn't do that.
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. . .Like. 


This is a bad idea. Giving raiders and arguably the second best people at conquering Westeros (Well. The Harren's at least), the navy is going to lead to nothing but trouble. 
 
TheAncientCenturion said:
I imagine hundreds of veteran sailors are dead. Dozens of Yronwood ships of the line, broken, beached, or otherwise lost without any reasonable excuse. 


Just a grinning Greyjoy, proud at his accomplishments. 


. . .Like. 


This is a bad idea. Giving raiders and arguably the second best people at conquering Westeros (Well. The Harren's at least), the navy is going to lead to nothing but trouble. 
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Trust us there is nothing to worry about :)
 
Lancelot said:
Trust us there is nothing to worry about :)
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"Trust us fren, nutting to worreh abut." Pillaging intensifies. 
 
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Things will be different when Austen Redwyne is Master Of Ships! ~_~


Also I just realised that Murrough Greyjoy's nickname, "The Wise Kraken", sounds like "wise cracking".


Idk.
 
TheFordee14 said:
Things will be different when Austen Redwyne is Master Of Ships! ~_~


Also I just realised that Murrough Greyjoy's nickname, "The Wise Kraken", sounds like "wise cracking".


Idk.
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We could look after the Redwyne fleet too if you want I'm sure Austen will be pleased to have that taken off his hands so he can focus on bigger things. :)
 
My only question is why hasn't somebody made Roland hand of the king yet? The wisdom of an angry old man is worth 10 calm old men.
 
Lancelot said:
We could look after the Redwyne fleet too if you want I'm sure Austen will be pleased to have that taken off his hands so he can focus on bigger things. :)
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The Greyjoy's already have control of like 600 ships, we don't need them in control of 800.
 
Akio said:
I think they look good, now we just need the seven kingdoms to get split in the will
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Eh, I'm glad you think so.  They need a lot of work to me :/  

JustJazzy said:
@WanderingJester the Avengers are finally here as the Hightowers to bring the Seven Kingdoms to justice!
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"We may not be able to save the Seven Kingdoms, but we sure as hell are going to avenge it!" -House Hightower


XD
 
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