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[TheAncientCelt]

Update: Miranda, get the fuck away from Jasper. Save yourself now before he throws you in a pit and has you apply lotion. 

 

[TheAncientCelt]

So I love how this is. It's like I'm reading a fanfiction of ASOIAF. . .


Except with more rape and creepy sexual predators.


Is jasper the end of RP antagonist? I get that vibe. 

 

[TheFordee20]

There, I did the best I could atm.  Realizing that I'm running on creative fums atm.  It's hopefully enough to get approval and I'll be able to flush out more later.


Heads up to @TheFordee14 need confirmation that Denyse and Desmond Redwyne are currently dead.  Also if anyone wants a Hightower husband/fiancee for their character, gimme a heads up. (y)

They are very dead, yes.


Oh and maybe the one who looks like Matt Damon could be married to Laurel Estermont? Just a suggestion.

That's one less Kingsguard to worry about controlling. Thanks for picking up the slack @TheFordee14 xD

Anytime, bro.

 

[diwa]

Update: Miranda, get the fuck away from Jasper. Save yourself now before he throws you in a pit and has you apply lotion. 

Don't worry good ser, Miranda was planning on having Jasper killed. Oops.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Don't worry good ser, Miranda was planning on having Jasper killed. Oops.

I could tell that when Jasper basically threatened to expose her past to the world.


Like.. Dude.


This is the Master of Whispers. That's like telling everyone Varys supports a "Targaryen" across the sea. Yo' throat gonna be slit. 


Also. Second interaction with Vaella. 


I see Aegon too is a raper. 

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Update: Third or fourth interaction with his sister, Aegon/Cayden 2.0 is trying to bang his sister. Wow. . .That was fast. 

 

[TheAncientCelt]

"Yo bbe sister, wear this nightgown to my wedding." 


God damn it Caygon. 

 

[ailurophile]

"Yo bbe sister, wear this nightgown to my wedding." 


God damn it Caygon. 

'caygon' 


love it.


good luck reading through lol

 

[TheAncientCelt]

lol i forgot that jasper's main ambitions appear to be getting women and somehow taking over 

Jasper is not going to last long into this, methinks. He talks too much and too frequently with no cadence to buffer his rather brunt comments. 


He is gonna be Viserys in Season 1. 


O-oh. . . 


Dornish whore and Jasper fucked with handmaidens watching. . . 


I don't. . 


Know how to. . 


Feeeeel. 

 

[TheFordee20]

Those pesky Arryns.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Those pesky Arryns.

OH. Boy. You have an Arryn to, don't you?


Of course you do. Why can't you ever stay out of trouble?

 

[Mion]

Jasper is not going to last long into this, methinks. He talks too much and too frequently with no cadence to buffer his rather brunt comments. 


He is gonna be Viserys in Season 1. 


O-oh. . . 


Dornish whore and Jasper fucked with handmaidens watching. . . 


I don't. . 


Know how to. . 


Feeeeel. 

Well at least we know how Jasper feels.


*itch* *itch*

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Well at least we know how Jasper feels.


*itch* *itch*

Anddddd Jasper fucked someone else. . . 

 

[ailurophile]

Anddddd Jasper fucked someone else. . . 

the guy doesn't slow down 

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Gotta say, so far my favorite character is Viserys Miranda. She's pretty fun to read up on. 

the guy doesn't slow down 

I can't wait till he misses the war because he's stuck in a brothe-. . .


I am making Petyr Baelish and conquering the Vale. OHMYGOD. 



IT WOULD BE SO EASY! 

 

[ailurophile]

miranda's one of my favourites as well. also partial to the lannisters and probably a few others who i can't remember off the top of my head.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

The lack of Walder, Rory, Braedon, and Vargos the Goat Priest really makes me sad. 


Ser James, too. 

 

[TheAncientCelt]

After all, who wouldn't want a Targaryian as an ally, even if they're a woman

See, I am torn here. Do I dislike this as Jasper is severely anti-woman, to like, the extremes? Or do I actually like it, because it represents what a lord might think during the time? 


It being Jasper doesn't help one bit, either. 

 

[TheFordee20]

OH. Boy. You have an Arryn to, don't you?


Of course you do. Why can't you ever stay out of trouble?

I actually do not. ;-;

 

[Hypnos]

How do you guys manage to write so many character sheets to such a high standard?

 

[Mion]

S-so how old would my character have to be to reasonably be the head of House Rogare but young enough to be married to a 17 year old and not be seen as weird.

 

[Hypnos]

S-so how old would my character have to be to reasonably be the head of House Rogare but young enough to be married to a 17 year old and not be seen as weird.

It's a royal marriage he could be any age. To be honest I kind of imagined the Prince of Pentos who is married to Aerea's elder sister to be in his mid forties which would put him at over twice the age of his wife.

 

[Mion]

It's a royal marriage he could be any age. To be honest I kind of imagined the Prince of Pentos who is married to Aerea's elder sister to be in his mid forties which would put him at over twice the age of his wife.

I suppose late 20s to early 30s could work then.

 

[TheFordee20]

I suppose late 20s to early 30s could work then.

This will be fun.

 

[Leusis]

To be fair Aegon plan should happen fairly soon

If it involves hurting any Lannisters your plan may be foiled by a giant with golden blond hair who wields a valyrian steel sword and an angry old man who's killed enough men to drive most people insane.