Silvertongued
Yes, this is dog
Hrune bows again, thanking Fortesque, and closes the door.
The golems are controlled by a pair of handle like controls affixed beneath the arena, a button atop each handheld grip. Twisting the things affects the corresponding golems posture, while the button causes them to unleash jabs, hooks, body blows, and haymakers, depending on the angle of the controls. Finally, pulling or pushing the handles causes the creatures to move forwards and backwards.
It takes a few minutes to acclimatise yourself to the controls, and even then, you're far from masters, but you can at least get the golems to do roughly what you intend them to do.
If you intend for these bad boys to pummel each other just make an opposed Dexterity roll. You're both newbies at the device, so there'll be no need for modifiers.
The servant is trying to assure you he fell on it. Yes, it is a bit of a strange way to land on something, but it was all the doing of the angle. Honestly. He's very sorry that he interrupted your work, but he couldn't wait, as he has his shift in an hour, and he couldn't very well go to work walking like that, now could he? Not to mention the sounds it's making.
Again, he's very sorry, and he assures you, he'd just pull the blasted thing out by himself, but it's just so damn slippery. ...why? Because he was also cooking at the time, and he spilled the oil. Yes! Yes, that's why he slipped too. He slipped on the oil, and that's how he landed on it, and it was in the kitchen.... because.