Camp Half-Blood Redefined

[Bishop The Corgi]

(Holo the mist doesn't work well against monsters. And magic users can easily manipulate it.)


Kitsune: *snaps fingers and Tania becomes Dingus* such a b*tch


Max: *keeps eating Tania flavored chips* who is?


Kitsune: Tania


Max: true, very true.


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[explosiveKitten]

Tania: *Laughs at Kitsune* mist covered fool that want me that was Helena's hellhound.

Helena and Alec: Huh?


Freddy: *pokes head out from under the blanket*

 

[Holo]

Anthony: *Turns Tania back and then sprays kitsune with fear gas.*


Tania: aren't you a loving sibling. *Glares at Max before this is sparta kicking kitsune into a bottomless pit.*

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

Kitsune clone: *pops*


Kitsune: Jk Not Me Lol!!! xD


Max: what was that? *munching on chips* want one? They're Tania flavored!


Kitsune: how come you two don't let me have any fun?


Sam: cause ones a b*tch and the others a buzzkill!


Kitsune: who is what?


Sam: who's what?


Kitsune: not what, them


Sam: who's them? I thought we were talking about what?


Kitsune: no- I- nevermind


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[Holo]

Tania/Anthony: *Eat basil* You're both qualified to be dumb and dumber.

 

[explosiveKitten]

Anthony: *Turns Tania back and then sprays kitsune with fear gas.*
Tania: aren't you a loving sibling. *Glares at Max before this is sparta kicking kitsune into a bottomless pit.*

Helena: Why should he be a loving sibling when you're not...

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

Kitsune: Who's who?


Sam: That's what I was asking!


Kitsune: hush sweetie, I'm trying to get an answer from b*tch 1 and b*tch 2


Sam: okay


Max: *eats a chip* what's with you and basil? It's no goodby itself. *holds out chip bowl* have one


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[explosiveKitten]

Helena: am I bitch one? I existed first.

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

Kitsune: No you're B*tch 0.


Sam: There's a b*tch 0?


Kitsune: yeah she right there *points at helena*


Max: You want a chip Helena?


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[Holo]

Anthony: *eats some Molly* Oh Sam i'm going to do me and Max a favor. *Kicks Sam in the gut before tossing her off a cliff.*

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

Sam: *Flies back up* hey dumb*ss I have wings!


Max: Anthony that's not funny. Drug are bad for yah m'kay!


Kitsune: xD


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[explosiveKitten]

Helena: bitch 0?

 

[Athens]

Honestly, if I ever got sent to the Fields of Punishment -which I wont-, and Hades wanted to give me a creative punishment, all he'd need to do is give me a bookbag full of books, my bass clarinet case, and force me to forever walk home. Worst Punishment EVER

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

Kitsune: you're the original b*tch in this OoC, so you're B*itch 0!


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[explosiveKitten]

Helena: Wouldn't that be bitch 1?

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

Kitsune: no. You're b*tch Zero cause you were probably a b*tch before this OoC existed.


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[Alterius]

Jason: Its a celebration bitches.


Kiva: xD GUESS WHAT FRIDAY IS!!!!

 

[Holo]

Anthony: shut up. *Crams the bowl into max's face before firing a net at sam and watching her fall.*


Tania: b*tch did I ask your opinion! *Sets up about 50 camera's around Helena's blanket before taking the blanket off her and setting off all the cameras multiple times.*

 

[explosiveKitten]

Helena: *hissing*


Freddy: *destroys all the cameras and retrieves all the SD cards, chewing on them*

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

Bishop: wow... Someone has issues


Kit: I think that's an understatement


Max: hey! That wasn't nice m'kay!


Sam: *gets out of net* jeez.


Kitsune: *hands unshreadable business card to Anthony* if you need anger management, call the number


Allie: Jeez... This is what I see when I finally get a spot here.


Zoul: can I please tear the heart out of the Lightning child?


Allie: not yet.


Max: wait why is he speaking English?


Zoul: cause Bishie is to lazy to put my words into Google translate


Max: Oh!


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[Alterius]

Jason: *Kicks up intense winds* Zoul, dont even try it. *Frost collects on th wolfs fur*

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

Allie: *appears behind Jason with dagger pointed towards his neck* harm him and I'll end you, pig!


Sam: damn J you must have pissed her off immensely in the past


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[explosiveKitten]

Helena: *curled up in a ball without the blanket*

 

[Alterius]

Jason:If anyone shoild be pissed off its me, I dont abandon people I claim to love two days prior. *Glares pointedly at Allie* Go ahead push the a a little harder youre close to breaking skin. *Winds pick up more centered around Allie and Jay pushing them closer.*

 

[Holo]

Tania: *Has her sword to Allie's throat.* touch him and lose your head and your mutt. Not necessarily in that order.