Camp Half-Blood Redefined

[Holo]

Tania: Then when I returned to shield your eyes you ignored me then layer when I yelled at you. You ignored me. *Still refuses to look at him.* Besides you know I don't like her. She's ride mean cruel and all around rancid in personality.

 

[explosiveKitten]

Helena: *single hand extends from under the blanket, extends middle finger at her* Says the bitch who punched me in the face.

 

[Holo]

Tania: makes you think twice before talking out your ass though doesn't it

 

[explosiveKitten]

Helena: I don't care if you punch me, I will chop your head off. *hand disappears under the blanket*

 

[Holo]

Tania: That's cute but i'd give you a heart attack before you moved my way. Also you look like a slut in that dress. Like a little Aphrodite.

 

[Saiyan Princess]

Vanessa: Tania, don't be mean.

 

[Holo]

Tania: Hey! She asked for mean. Ask and you shall receive.

 

[Saiyan Princess]

Courtney: I'm stayin' outta this


Vanessa: Well, we're all stuck together. We might as well get along.

 

[Holo]

Tania: Pfft centaurs. All party no punch. *Walks away.*

 

[Saiyan Princess]

Vanessa: I could punch if I truly felt the need. I'm a more disciplined centaur.

 

[Holo]

Tania: right. *Rolls her eyes* sister Yelena said the same thing and she....


Anthony: SHUT UP I DON'T WANT TO REMEMBER THAT!


Tania: Sorry *Laughs a little*

 

[Saiyan Princess]

Vanessa: Sweetie, roll your eyes again. See what happens.


xD

 

[Holo]

Tania: What happens is I show you how my Mother put down her horse. And I start with a metal bat to your kness and end with a double barrel to your brains. Should we begin. *Grabs a metal bat.*


Anthony: *Shaking* No more Yelena. Please no.

 

[Saiyan Princess]

(Oh my god. I'm cracking up!)


Courtney: Hey, Vanessa, don't! *holds back Vanessa*


Vanessa: You can't break my legs if I'm in human form. I can heal them anyway. Lord Apollo's got nothing on me.

 

[explosiveKitten]

Tania: That's cute but i'd give you a heart attack before you moved my way. Also you look like a slut in that dress. Like a little Aphrodite.

Helena: *from under blanket* Bitch I will cut you to pieces like Kronos:

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

Kitsune: *turns Tania into a bowl of chips* Please! Shut! Up!!


Max: *walks in and sees chip bowl* Ooo Chips!!! *begins eating chips that are also Tania* Huh.. Weird flavor... Eh *keeps eating*


Bishop/Sam: *stares concerningly at Max*


Max: what?! *eats another chip*


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[explosiveKitten]

Alec: Tell me, Max. Do those taste.... Lightningy?

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

Max: *eats another chip* shockingly yes! Why?


Bishop: *facepalms*


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[explosiveKitten]

Alec: You're eating your "sister". Cannibal.


Helena: That was a good pun.

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

Max: sister? *eats another chip* oh Tania?! Eh didn't like her. She was such a b*tch!


Bishop: You're weird


Max: you are too


Bishop: touché


Kitsune: why are you talking about butts?


Bishop: *facepalms*


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[explosiveKitten]

Helena: *laughter*

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

Max: *eats another chip* what's so funny? *holds chip bowl out to Helena* Chip?


Sam: Oh I want one! *eats a Tania chip* ...not bad!


Kitsune: Ooooo I have an idea! I'll submit this too the next Lays potato chip flavor contest. ... Wavy Tania chips! I can see it now!!!


Max: you made the chips taste like Tania!? Well next time I see her I should tell her she tastes good.


Bishop: that's just weird


Max: eh, it's the truth


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[Holo]

Tania: *Laughs at Kitsune* mist covered fool that want me that was Helena's hellhound.

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

Kitsune: *whispers to the chip bowl* the mist doesn't effect me dingus... That be a good thing to make you! You're just dreaming, you're actually a bowl of chips


Max: Kit why are you talking to the chip bowl?


Kitsune: no reason


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[Holo]

Tania: because he's in denial.