Dirtbear
Four Thousand Club
Mason: *runs into cell and closes blinds* hmmmmmmm.... *takes off skirt and acts like max, flailing his arms around acting like a girl. In the process smacks the blinds open for everyone to see. Turns to see everyone outside cell.* uhh uhh..... Shhhhhhh. You saw nothing....* removes finger from lips and shuts blinds*