Camp Half-Blood Redefined

[explosiveKitten]

Well f*** ing hurry up

 

[explosiveKitten]

I can't take the WAITING! >___<

 

[Dirtbear]

Oh but I can wait hahaha

 

[Athens]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MWAH! FINALLY.

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

HB Lucky! Here I'll set off some birthday fireworks! *pushes button and explosion goes off in distance* Ummm... Whoops that was my 'Blow up the West Wing of The White House' Button. *starts rummaging through button box* umm... It's in here somewhere... I gotta label these things.

 

[Dirtbear]

Mhm.....

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

What?! I have buttons for pretty much everything...

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

Also Lucky shares a Birthday with my Grandmother.

 

[explosiveKitten]

.... Well done bishop. *pushes sad trombones button*

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

Wait... What's in the West wing if the White House

 

[explosiveKitten]

Probably the sleeping president. Or his children.

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

Oh.... Um I need to leave the country now

 

[explosiveKitten]

It's on the news-


"MYSTERIOUS BOMB SET OFF IN WEST WING OF WHITE HOUSE!"


"PRESIDENT DEAD!"


"CHILDREN BRUTALLY MURDERED BY WAY OF CORGI BOMB!"

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

... If you need me I'll be in Malaysia

 

[explosiveKitten]

The FBI is searching for you now. You cannot escape JUSTICE.

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

Ok then... TOOO SSSSPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAACCCCCCEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! *blasts off to space*

 

[explosiveKitten]

*FBI shoots down corgi*

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

*plane crashing noises followed by an explosion*

 

[explosiveKitten]

....*laughter* awwww you exploded again.

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

*is a ghost now* shut up...

 

[explosiveKitten]

And you're dead again. awwww.

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

What is my death counter at now? Like 7?

 

[explosiveKitten]

10.

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

Jeez! You people gotta stop getting me killed

 

[explosiveKitten]

you have to stop getting yourself killed.