Camp Half-Blood Redefined

[Wrath Of Athena]

Sister, don't leave... 
Lucky, it's not like I'm the one who's making Thor a girl! Don't be mad at ME! Be mad at Marvel!


And I know you'll be back eventually.

 

[Dirtbear]

That Thor will be a new Thor, meaning old Thor died or some such, leaving a legacy through mjolnir. At first I thought it was valkyrie. Maybe that's it, but who knows but this will effectively change the future of marvel.

 

[explosiveKitten]

....?


Sent from my iPod touch using Tapatalk

 

[Wrath Of Athena]

Hi Kitty. Did ya hear? Thor's gonna be a woman now.

 

[explosiveKitten]

.... Who.


Sent from my iPod touch using Tapatalk

 

[explosiveKitten]

Oh Thor. Uhhhh, okay. I don't really care, so.


Sent from my iPod touch using Tapatalk

 

[Wrath Of Athena]

Yeah, me neither.

 

[Dirtbear]

It's an interesting change. Its also important. Lol makes new stories. I wonder how this plays out.

 

[explosiveKitten]

... Okay.


Sent from my iPod touch using Tapatalk

 

[Wrath Of Athena]

Wait, Techie, I thought you left.

 

[Dirtbear]

I lurk.

 

[Wrath Of Athena]

Oh... then I guess my parting gift was kind of pointless, since you didn't actually leave.

 

[Dirtbear]

Didn't see it. I only pop in every.... now and then. But I don't have anything keeping me here.

 

[Wrath Of Athena]

Oh, well do you want to see it?

 

[explosiveKitten]

You don't


Sent from my iPod touch using Tapatalk

 

[Wrath Of Athena]

Yes he does. Here it is Techie. I know you'll love it.

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

*yawns* what up


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

 

[Wrath Of Athena]

This is how I think the other heroes are gonna react to the new Thor.


Captain America: Oh my god, Thor's dead!


Iron Man: He was a good ally, and a loyal fri-


*The new female Thor flies in* Thor: Hey guys.


Captain America: Who the hell are you?


Thor: Oh, I'm Thor.


Captain America: But Thor's dead! Also, he's a man!


Thor: I'm the new Thor.


Captain America: So... You got his name as well as his hammer and title? How does that work? I mean, I'd understand if you just got his hammer and title, but... Why'd you have to take his name?! That's like disrespecting his memory!


Thor: *shrugs*


Iron Man: But what about those years of character development and friendship we had with him?! You can't just replace that!


Thor: *shrugs again*


Captain America: This is so weird...


Deadpool: IT'S THE WRITERS OF THE COMICS! THEY'RE THE ONES WHO DID THIS!


Captain America: Shut up Wade, no one believes your crazy bullshit.


Deadpool: I'm telling you, we're all in a comic book! But there's also movies! And video ga- Hey, who's the new chick?


Iron Man: That's Thor.


Deadpool: Wow, Thor got hot! *stares at the new Thor's breasts*


Iron Man: Wade, this is a different person.


Deadpool: But she took his name? Wow, that's really stupid.


Captain America and Iron Man at the same time: I know, right?!


Deadpool: HEY WRITERS! KEEP THIS NEW THOR! I'M LIKIN HER ALREADY!


Captain America and Iron Man simultaneously: Shut up Wade!


Deadpool: First Spider-Man becomes black, now Thor's a woman. What's next, is Iron Man gonna be gay or something? Actually, I shouldn't say that. Don't want to give them any ide-


Iron Man: Hey guys, I'm gay now.


Deadpool: Shit.

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

...


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

 

[Wrath Of Athena]

WHY DO YOU ALWAYS USE ELLIPSES BISHY?! WHY?!

 

[explosiveKitten]

That is the best Deadpool impression ever:


Sent from my iPod touch using Tapatalk

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

Because if i were to speak my mind the is take up two whole pages.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

 

[Wrath Of Athena]

What is the best Deadpool impression ever? 

Because if i were to speak my mind the is take up two whole pages.

Bishy, I don't care, I can read it.

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

Also I believe Deadpool would be messing with Thor's Breasts rather than staring at them


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

 

[Wrath Of Athena]

I think that might go against the RPNation rules on explicit content.