Camp Half-Blood Redefined

[Altera]

Well, if it makes you feel better, Techie hates everyone on principle.

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

Thats pretty obvious, but for everyone else… I tend to be the target

 

[XxJuliaxX]

Soupy doesn't hate you!

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

Yeah he's the only one… that might change soon though….

 

[Altera]

[QUOTE="Mysterious Third Corner post: 1017238]I don't hate you. You're delicious . . .

[/QUOTE]

 

[XxJuliaxX]

Yes, when you start pushing him off cliffs 
Oooooh

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

*Ignores Corner* Its a bad habit that I'm trying to break

 

[XxJuliaxX]

I guess you just have pusheveryoneoffofacliff syndrome

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

PEOOAC? maybe?

 

[XxJuliaxX]

Yes, you are diagnosed with PEOOAC, pronounced pee-ooh-ack.

 

[Altera]

Sounds deadly. I'll prepare a nice eulogy for your inevitable death.

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

… umm… Thanks?

 

[XxJuliaxX]

We should also design a coffin while singing the wondrous coffin designing song I created just for you, my dear Her Majesty Overlord Queen Empress Lady Royal Madame Dusk the Awesome.

 

[Altera]

Oh, Yes! What a marvelous idea my amaranth! We shall emblazon it with the caricature of a Foxx.

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

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*Inches away*

 

[XxJuliaxX]

Yes we shall! Don't you agree, o diseased foxx?

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

*runs away*

 

[XxJuliaxX]

Looks like someone is very excited about his soon-to-be-made elaborately designed coffin!!! ^u^

 

[Altera]

*Fires a dozen tranq darts into fleeing Foxx's back* None of that now. We have to get you sized. Wouldn't want the coffin to misrepresent you.

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

NEVER!!! *get hit* Sleepy time now… *Passes out*

 

[XxJuliaxX]

*drags foxx inside* We must get him sized! He better not fall to fatality before the coffin is made, no. Of course he would have to approve of it first! Though we all know what his answer will be regardless x3

 

[Altera]

Well, no time like the present! *Withdraws chain saw, pulls down goggles, revs, and begins to bare down*


*Promtply hides chainsaw* Sizing, riiiiiiight.

 

[XxJuliaxX]

*pulls out a sharply edged measuring tape* How about the neck first?

 

[Altera]

Nay. We must start at the paws to make this as painful, I mean, as accurate as possible and prolong, I mean hasten things along.

 

[Dirtbear]

Nub nub