Camp Half-Blood Redefined

Just rub some dirt in it, Techie.


Julia, I appreciate your devotion to my word, but I won't call for you to endanger yourself.
 
Ew no, you should've washed it


Not necessarily referring to people here, but literally everyone in the world with a computer will be capable of accessing anything we put on this thread 
Okay, but how shall I read it to you thenn?
 
xDD


You missed a wonderful story, Bishop


eh, I just don't really like showing my face to random people I met over the internet 
wait what?!
 
*strokes floor-length beard*


Oh and also because I don't really like showing my long, blue beard. Some people judge it.


Well yeah, but still I don't know you in person
 
(Amelia give the Doctor an apple, the Doctor takes a bite and spits it out.)


Doctor: That's disgusting. What is that?


Amelia: An apple.


Doctor: Apple's rubbish. I hate apples.


Amelia: You said you loved them.


Doctor: No, no, no. I like yogurt. Yogurt's my favorite. Gimme yogurt.


(Amelia brings the Doctor yogurt. The Doctor opens it up, takes a bite, and spits it out)


Doctor: I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in.


Amelia: You said it was your favorite.


Doctor: New mouth, new rules! It's like eating after cleaning your teeth. Everything tastes WROONG! (the Doctor has a some sort of seizure)


Amelia: What is it? What's wrong with you?


Doctor: Wrong with me? It's not my fault. Why can't you give any decent food. You're Scottish. Fry something.


(Amelia fries up bacon)


Doctor: Ahh, bacon!


(the Doctor takes a bite of the bacon and then spits it back out)


Doctor: That's bacon! Are you trying to poison me?


(Amelia cooks up some baked beans)


Doctor: Beans!


(the Doctor takes a bite and spits the beans in the sink)


Doctor: Beans are evil, bad, bad beans!


(Amelia butters a plain slice of bread)


Doctor: Bread and butter, now you're talking.


(the Doctor opens the door and throws the bread outside)


Doctor: And stay out!


Amelia: Got some carrots.


Doctor: Carrots? Are you insane? No, wait. Hang on, I know what I need. I need... fish fingers. And custard.


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How to blow someones mind


If roses are red


And violets are blue


Then by the Commutative property the color blue is actually violet


And what two colors make violet, red and blue which means you need red to make violet, and since violet is actually blue then you'd need red to make blue. But what makes red? The past tense of read. Because the word you read more than any other word so far in this equation? BLUE! You Red Blue creating Violet, and because violet equals blue. It proves that not only did I just blow your mind, but everything you just Red( past tense) actually just Blue your mind.


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Oh and not to mention my thick orange mustache ... I probably wouldn't show my brown teeth in the picture though - wait, I lost those last year


But the past tense of read isn't red ; -;
 
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