Dirtbear
Four Thousand Club
With your picture
Camp Half-Blood Redefined
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XxJuliaxX
The Seniorest Member
Eh, I like to reduce the risk of stalkers, even if it would be extremely slim anyway.
Altera
Maiden of the Gloam
Just rub some dirt in it, Techie.
Julia, I appreciate your devotion to my word, but I won't call for you to endanger yourself.
Julia, I appreciate your devotion to my word, but I won't call for you to endanger yourself.
Dirtbear
Four Thousand Club
The dirt stings. I think I just got hepatitis c....
Dirtbear
Four Thousand Club
I won't stalk you.... much. Dusk takes too much of my time anyway.
XxJuliaxX
The Seniorest Member
Ew no, you should've washed it
Not necessarily referring to people here, but literally everyone in the world with a computer will be capable of accessing anything we put on this thread
Okay, but how shall I read it to you thenn?
Not necessarily referring to people here, but literally everyone in the world with a computer will be capable of accessing anything we put on this thread
Okay, but how shall I read it to you thenn?
Dirtbear
Four Thousand Club
Well they see my face. I think I have, *checks inbox* zero stalkers and 2 friends. Lol
Bishop The Corgi
RP Corgi
Alright just rolled off my bed and onto my small cabinet next to my bed. What I miss
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Dirtbear
Four Thousand Club
I'm stalking Julia
Bishop The Corgi
RP Corgi
Beautiful here I'll send you her address that I.... Acquired..... Yeah.....
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XxJuliaxX
The Seniorest Member
xDD
You missed a wonderful story, Bishop
eh, I just don't really like showing my face to random people I met over the internet
wait what?!
You missed a wonderful story, Bishop
eh, I just don't really like showing my face to random people I met over the internet
wait what?!
Bishop The Corgi
RP Corgi
Nothing! Nothing at all! *sprints away*
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Bishop The Corgi
RP Corgi
And we're not random people anymore.
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Dirtbear
Four Thousand Club
i dont really care haha. I just wanna sleep...
XxJuliaxX
The Seniorest Member
*strokes floor-length beard*
Oh and also because I don't really like showing my long, blue beard. Some people judge it.
Well yeah, but still I don't know you in person
Oh and also because I don't really like showing my long, blue beard. Some people judge it.
Well yeah, but still I don't know you in person
Athens
Lore Hoarder
(Amelia give the Doctor an apple, the Doctor takes a bite and spits it out.)
Doctor: That's disgusting. What is that?
Amelia: An apple.
Doctor: Apple's rubbish. I hate apples.
Amelia: You said you loved them.
Doctor: No, no, no. I like yogurt. Yogurt's my favorite. Gimme yogurt.
(Amelia brings the Doctor yogurt. The Doctor opens it up, takes a bite, and spits it out)
Doctor: I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in.
Amelia: You said it was your favorite.
Doctor: New mouth, new rules! It's like eating after cleaning your teeth. Everything tastes WROONG! (the Doctor has a some sort of seizure)
Amelia: What is it? What's wrong with you?
Doctor: Wrong with me? It's not my fault. Why can't you give any decent food. You're Scottish. Fry something.
(Amelia fries up bacon)
Doctor: Ahh, bacon!
(the Doctor takes a bite of the bacon and then spits it back out)
Doctor: That's bacon! Are you trying to poison me?
(Amelia cooks up some baked beans)
Doctor: Beans!
(the Doctor takes a bite and spits the beans in the sink)
Doctor: Beans are evil, bad, bad beans!
(Amelia butters a plain slice of bread)
Doctor: Bread and butter, now you're talking.
(the Doctor opens the door and throws the bread outside)
Doctor: And stay out!
Amelia: Got some carrots.
Doctor: Carrots? Are you insane? No, wait. Hang on, I know what I need. I need... fish fingers. And custard.
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Doctor: That's disgusting. What is that?
Amelia: An apple.
Doctor: Apple's rubbish. I hate apples.
Amelia: You said you loved them.
Doctor: No, no, no. I like yogurt. Yogurt's my favorite. Gimme yogurt.
(Amelia brings the Doctor yogurt. The Doctor opens it up, takes a bite, and spits it out)
Doctor: I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in.
Amelia: You said it was your favorite.
Doctor: New mouth, new rules! It's like eating after cleaning your teeth. Everything tastes WROONG! (the Doctor has a some sort of seizure)
Amelia: What is it? What's wrong with you?
Doctor: Wrong with me? It's not my fault. Why can't you give any decent food. You're Scottish. Fry something.
(Amelia fries up bacon)
Doctor: Ahh, bacon!
(the Doctor takes a bite of the bacon and then spits it back out)
Doctor: That's bacon! Are you trying to poison me?
(Amelia cooks up some baked beans)
Doctor: Beans!
(the Doctor takes a bite and spits the beans in the sink)
Doctor: Beans are evil, bad, bad beans!
(Amelia butters a plain slice of bread)
Doctor: Bread and butter, now you're talking.
(the Doctor opens the door and throws the bread outside)
Doctor: And stay out!
Amelia: Got some carrots.
Doctor: Carrots? Are you insane? No, wait. Hang on, I know what I need. I need... fish fingers. And custard.
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XxJuliaxX
The Seniorest Member
What the heck Lucky?!
And I'd rather not have you guys know about my rainbow mohawk . . . Oops
And I'd rather not have you guys know about my rainbow mohawk . . . Oops
Dirtbear
Four Thousand Club
. . . ok i'm gonna type my response and crash. And to all those of the big variety, sorry in advance.
Bishop The Corgi
RP Corgi
How to blow someones mind
If roses are red
And violets are blue
Then by the Commutative property the color blue is actually violet
And what two colors make violet, red and blue which means you need red to make violet, and since violet is actually blue then you'd need red to make blue. But what makes red? The past tense of read. Because the word you read more than any other word so far in this equation? BLUE! You Red Blue creating Violet, and because violet equals blue. It proves that not only did I just blow your mind, but everything you just Red( past tense) actually just Blue your mind.
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If roses are red
And violets are blue
Then by the Commutative property the color blue is actually violet
And what two colors make violet, red and blue which means you need red to make violet, and since violet is actually blue then you'd need red to make blue. But what makes red? The past tense of read. Because the word you read more than any other word so far in this equation? BLUE! You Red Blue creating Violet, and because violet equals blue. It proves that not only did I just blow your mind, but everything you just Red( past tense) actually just Blue your mind.
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XxJuliaxX
The Seniorest Member
Oh and not to mention my thick orange mustache ... I probably wouldn't show my brown teeth in the picture though - wait, I lost those last year
But the past tense of read isn't red ; -;
But the past tense of read isn't red ; -;
Bishop The Corgi
RP Corgi
*slaps Julia off a cliff*
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Bishop The Corgi
RP Corgi
And my foreheads bleeding... Must've really hit my head hard on the cabinet
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XxJuliaxX
The Seniorest Member
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Why did you hit the cabinet, was it being rude to you
Why did you hit the cabinet, was it being rude to you
Bishop The Corgi
RP Corgi
I was taking a nap an I rolled off the bed and hit my forehead on the cabinet
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XxJuliaxX
The Seniorest Member
Wait, your room has a cabinet?
