Calvin Klein and Cigarettes

It was perfect :3 I shall reply whenever I get access to a computer bc my phone replies always suck :P


 
Sorry for how long my first post ended up being by the way, I wrote it amongst having to power write for this other project so I didn't notice how stupidly long it was until now xD Won't happen again I swear. Also Keegan is perfect and hilarious :P
 
After I get home from club I'll be able to post.


I'll totes be bringing Keegan back~ I always need one reoccurring boyfriend thing to make Oscar jealous. Ehehe


Your post was fine btw! :D Yayyy I like Oscar~
 
Whey for Keegan coming back >w< I shall eagerly await his sassy return, and for your reply :P and I'm glad you like Oscar, he is a miserable excuse for a person so I was fairly paranoid you wouldn't xD Craig's flirting tactics are too hilarious for me to handle btw.
 
I am still debating if I will make him generally good or not. For now just a sassy ass.


Oh don't worry, they will get better.


//Intentional walking around in undies.


//Sitting close to Oscar on couch.


//Excessive batting of the eyelashes.


//Towel falls off while he is in front of Oscar.


Whoops
 
whoops indeed xD and I swear to hell I am actually crying from laughter at Craig punching Oscar in 'the jewels'.
 
I have so many plans to hurt Oscar's 'jewels'.


Extending umbrella, or dropping shit on him, spilling hot tea/coffee on him. Yup. Oscar won't be able to have kids by the time Craig is done with him.
 
Then I seriously hope that Craig prefers topping or they're going to have to stick to cuddling for all eternity xD
 
Oh god it most certainly shall xD Just so Keegan knows, and because my mortal words will never be able to communicate it properly, this is Oscar's exact expression when Keegan walks into the scene:


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Wait, because I am ignorant and uninformed about the world, they're playing regular chicken, like 'let's see who's the first to chicken out of making out' right, just with added piggybacks?
 
Dino-sensei is hilarious! Poor grumpy Oscar. It's okay, you just have a gorgeous model pinning after your roommate. No big.


Ooh! No no not that! Like chicken in the water! Like, you fight on each others shoulders and knock the other team over! xD


Not gay chicken. xD Though the thought of Keegan playing gay chicken with Oscar is very amusing.


Craig will definitely play the gay chicken game if they get drunk ever ahaha.
 
xD aahhhhhh, I understand, sorry, chicken to me just means making out chicken, not awesome chicken wars > :) May the epic battles commence :D And oh gods, gay chicken would be both awkward and adorable :P


*cough* I ship these two too hard already :P


And yeah, no biggie. Not latently jealous at all xD
 
I've never actually heard of making out chicken, just gay chicken. Or is that the same thing?


I'll have Craig push Oscar's gayness then ahaha.


Sorry I didn't post today. x.x Studying like mad for my exams. I'll post tomorrow when I don't have class~
 
Don't worry about it at all, and good luck with exams :3


And since I thought chicken was making out, I assumed that gay chicken was just gay making out xD Thank you for educating me as to what it can also be :P Piggyback ocean wars sounds way more awesome >w< And oh Craig. Wasn't destroying his ability to create children enough for your sadistic tendancies? xD
 
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It's official; I'm adopting Craig and showering him with cookies and hugs. He's too cute for his own good :P


Argh! I've turned into one of his creepy stalker fans - help meeee.
 
I've been thinking up personality flaws for Craig, or just stuff to really get on Oscar's nerves (if he can). Walking around in only underwear. Singing to the radio when his voice is literally as bad as his body is good. Then a mix of both. Sliding in socks around the kitchen singing awfully to something on the radio. IDEK.


Keegan is totally going to be a really bad guy. Just, super stalker mode on his part. Feel free to play him too!
 
I feel as thought deep down, Oscar will in no way regard Craig swanning around in his undies is a personality flaw. Possibly an evil tactic to out him, yes.


And hell, I can imagine them doing terrible, terrible karaoke together >w< Everyone else refuses to play with them b/c they practically shatter all glass in the surrounding area :P


And thanks :P Though you play his little shit self so well xD I shall try to live up to your evil-skills.
 
I don't know if it is actually a thing.


But like, you know that awful feeling of salt on your skin when it dries? Well it's annoying on your butt. Like, ten times more annoying because it itches and you can't scratch it in public.


 
Idk Oscar can scratch it. That's totes okay tho
 
Honestly Craig, your showering away Ocean butt has made you miss out on some serious Oscar-butt-scratching opportunities xD and wow, I never knew this was a thing - or if it wasn't, it is now. I be by christian thee Ocean butt :P
 
Well I hope shaking his wetness on him like a dog made up for ocean butt scratching.


So you know how I mentioned that Craig just typically barges in when Oscar takes a shower? Well that's how his new morning nerf wars are going to start.
 
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