Fantasy CAINHURST - OOC CHAT

[Pilgrim59]

Yeah, sure, if you're a weeb.

...

*hides Athena body pillow underneath bed*

They must never know...

Dad's house was later raided by the Luftweeb Polizei. He was sentenced to 5 Seasons of anime service.
"Well, I figured he was a weeb. I'm kinda a weeb myself ya know. Just got back from Afghanistan and I completely understand what he went through. Hopefully he can learn to embrace his post-war weebism. He's still my otousan, yakno?"
- Weeb Polizei Sushinsky

 

[UltrAiron]

I walk into the basement. "Ya boys winning?"

 

[MagicPenguin]

Dad's house was later raided by the Luftweeb Polizei. He was sentenced to 5 Seasons of anime service.
"Well, I figured he was a weeb. I'm kinda a weeb myself ya know. Just got back from Afghanistan and I completely understand what he went through. Hopefully he can learn to embrace his post-war weebism. He's still my otousan, yakno?"
- Weeb Polizei Sushinsky

I-It's not mine, I swear! It must belong to someone else who happened to stash it under my bed!

 

[UltrAiron]

I-It's not mine, I swear! It must belong to someone else who happened to stash it under my bed!

"HEY! HE'S GOT A NOIRE BODY PILLOW! ARREST HIM!"

 

[Pilgrim59]

I walk into the basement. "Ya boys winning?"

No. We're still entrenched in Attack on Titan Season 1.

I-It's not mine, I swear! It must belong to someone else who happened to stash it under my bed!

"Riiighhhttt. Save it for the hearing, ya degenerate. (whispers) Mercedes is best girl. (grins)."
- some polizei officer prolly.

 

[Pilgrim59]

"HEY! HE'S GOT A NOIRE BODY PILLOW! ARREST HIM!"

 

[MagicPenguin]

"HEY! HE'S GOT A NOIRE BODY PILLOW! ARREST HIM!"

It's not mine! I'm being framed, I tell you! I'm not a loli fan, I'm a furr- I mean, I'm a completely normal human being with no degenerate tendencies whatsoever.

(whispers) Mercedes is best girl. (grins).

...She's okay. Her personal skill, Live to Serve, is nice.

Kinda like Ingrid better, tho. And Petra.

 

[UltrAiron]

It's not mine! I'm being framed, I tell you! I'm not a loli fan, I'm a furr- I mean, I'm a completely normal human being with no degenerate tendencies whatsoever.



...She's okay. Her personal skill, Live to Serve, is nice.

Kinda like Ingrid better, tho. And Petra.

"HE'S A DEGENERATE! KILL HIM!"

Heh, I'll simp for the big butt Pope. Thank you so much for your time.

 

[Pilgrim59]

Kinda like Ingrid better, tho. And Petra.

Ingr-
(pins down with cuffs)
Stopppp resistinnngggg >

 

[MagicPenguin]

"HE'S A DEGENERATE! KILL HIM!"

Heh, I'll simp for the big butt Pope. Thank you so much for your time.

Okay, Cyril.

 

[UltrAiron]

Okay, Cyril.

Cyril?!

"Ok, This b*tch is resisting too much. Bring in the tasers!"

 

[MagicPenguin]

Police brutality! Defund the Weeb Police!

 

[Pilgrim59]

Cyril?!

"Ok, This b*tch is resisting too much. Bring in the tasers!"

Ten-four!
Fireteam! Open fire!
Pew pew pew pew pew.
Oh I thought you said "live ammunition".
Oops.

 

[UltrAiron]

Ten-four!
Fireteam! Open fire!
Pew pew pew pew pew.
Oh I thought you said "live ammunition".
Oops.

Tonight on RPNation News. A dozen of Weeb Police Officers open fired on a user named MagicPenguin. His charge, insulting the police officers precious waifus.

 

[Athanas]

Ten-four!
Fireteam! Open fire!
Pew pew pew pew pew.
Oh I thought you said "live ammunition".
Oops.

Begins making molotovs and C1 in his underground hideout.

I will avenge you brother I promise.

 

[Pilgrim59]

>Local police chief and retired Luftweeb veteran open fired on suspect.
>Police Chief Sushinsky acquitted of police brutality allegations and resigned.
>Avari declares Martial Law and deployed National Guard to contain the situation.

 

[Pilgrim59]

Begins making molotovs and C1 in his underground hideout.

I will avenge you brother I promise.

Is this a flight risk?!
BAN ALL TRAVELS!
And water bottles!

 

[MagicPenguin]

*Uses Stride Gambit*

*Flees atop Athena*

Wyvern Riders too OP.

You'll never catch me now, coppers.

 

[Athanas]

Flight risk? Oh, no, no, no.

Why would I leave when there's so many packages to deliver all over this city?

 

[UltrAiron]

lmao, what are we even doing? I'm dying.

 

[Athanas]

Lighting a fire they can't put out, Little Noire.

Grins menacingly

 

[Pilgrim59]

*Uses Stride Gambit*

*Flees atop Athena*

Wyvern Riders too OP.

You'll never catch me now, coppers.

Flight risk? Oh, no, no, no.

Why would I leave when there's so many packages to deliver all over this city?

Great. Now we have a flying suspect and a mailman terry.
(sigh)
Get me President Avari. We may have to go to DEFCON 3

 

[Pilgrim59]

lmao, what are we even doing? I'm dying.

We're RPing in the OOC it seems. Lulz.

 

[Athanas]

See this is why groups should not be left for too long without dm supervision

 

[UltrAiron]

Yeah, anarchy arises.