Safety Hammer
A walking piece of shit in a stupid looking jacket
(*opens package of Jaffa Cakes* "Mmm.. You sure you don't want one?")FireMaiden said:("I've never had one, but I want some fruit snacks.")
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(*opens package of Jaffa Cakes* "Mmm.. You sure you don't want one?")FireMaiden said:("I've never had one, but I want some fruit snacks.")
(*eats one* "Okay, suit yourself." *tosses her a packet of fruit snacks* "Here ya go.")FireMaiden said:("I'm sure. I might have one in a little bit.")
Safety Hammer]([COLOR=#b30000][I]*eats one* "Okay said:[/URL]
FireMaiden said:("Yasss.")
"We can go get him when you put your pants on. I'll go put on a differnt pair of pj's that kinda look like normal clothes." Val then walked upstairs to her room to change into a pair of leggings and an gray sweater type shirt.
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"Sweet. I'm making a good impression." Crowley said before teleporting into his room and looking through his bag. "What's sexy but fancy..?" The demon said, as he dug into his duffle bag. "Aha!"
Crowley teleported back to the front room, wearing a rather fancy white suit
Crowley pulled out a cigarette and lit it, before offering his hand to Val. "Where does he live?"FireMaiden said:"Snazzy," Val said as she walked down the stairs while putting her hair up in a bun. "I need a fucking haircut." Her leggings we cheetah print, and she was wearing some white Vans. "You ready? You can teleport us to town if you are."
(That feeling you get when a site is down for longer than they say it will.)FireMaiden said:"In town, I know where so just teleport us to the café. You should know which one cause its the only one that has free wifi," Val said as she took his hand.
"Okay, Gilbert! I'm going to take a shower." Ozzy said before slipping off his clothes and walking into the shower. Gilbert peeped happily and sat in the window, waiting for Val.FireMaiden said:(Ikr)
Val looked around, "Alright, this way, come on." She then began to walk in the direction of Oscar's home.
"Oi! I'll have you know that I was not looking at my reflection. I was looking at that goddess of a woman across the street. Has she got a pair on her, I'll tell ya." Cowley said, before hurrying after her.FireMaiden said:"Crowley! Stop looking at your reflection! " Val called as she walked farther away. After a few minutes and one wrong turn, she found Oscar's house. She walked up and knock on the door. "Hey kid! I'm back!"
"Mein Gott." Crowley said, as he picked up the little bird. "This must be the most cute little bird I have ever seen." Gilbert peeped approvingly, hopping out of the demon's hands and sitting on his head.FireMaiden said:Val walked in, "Hiya Gilbert. Gilbert, that's Crowley, Crowley that's Gilbert," Val said, then sat down on the couch.
Oscar didn't hear Val and Crowley coming in, so when he came out of the shower he came out naked as usual. "Gilbert, will you-" Ozzy immediately saw the demon and the vampire sitting in his living room. "Eeep!" Ozzy squeaked, as he quickly tried to cover his genitalia with the small towel he was carrying.FireMaiden said:"Awww, you made a friend," Val said, "Oscar! You almost done?" She called, tapping her fingers on the arm of the couch.
"Not your past, thats not my business if you do not want to tell it. Like interests, hobbies... I dunno favorite color." Claudine chuckles.TerrinX said:"You want to know me hm? I honestly say that is not wise...My past is painful and confusing, but if you really want to know.." She said looking up at Claudine, Lucy looking like a normal teenager, but with eyes of a sad woman..
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(OH FUCK, HAVE HER SAY HER FAVORITE COLOR IS RED! THEN GO IN FOR THE KISS!)TerrinX said:"You want to know me hm? I honestly say that is not wise...My past is painful and confusing, but if you really want to know.." She said looking up at Claudine, Lucy looking like a normal teenager, but with eyes of a sad woman..
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Ozzy was still blushing heavily. It didn't help that he thought the demon was attractive. "D-did Gilbert let you in?"FireMaiden said:"Crowley will you stop?" Val asked with a small laugh. "Hey Ozzy, don't mind him, he's a pervert."