[QUOTE="Safety Hammer]("Oh, your mother had standards. And oh what standards they were..")
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("I will shove these down your throat.")
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("I will shove these down your throat.")
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(Are you trying to have my characters fuck each other?)FireMaiden said:"He's almost a virgin, only had sex once. He's adorable, and his name is Oscar. You're gonna come with me tomorrow to pick him cause he's gonna come hang here for a bit."
("Kinky.")FireMaiden said:("I will shove these down your throat.")
"I just need an hour, darling." Crowley said, as his eyes flashed red.FireMaiden said:"He's almost a virgin, only had sex once. He's adorable, and his name is Oscar. You're gonna come with me tomorrow to pick him cause he's gonna come hang here for a bit."
"If you didn't want me to fuck him, why did you mention that he's practically a virgin?" Crowley asked, disappointed. "Why don't you find some other humans for him to be friends with. Because the only friends I have are ones with benefits."FireMaiden said:"Not what I meant. He like really needs some friends, but people there I don't think really accept him. God, humans are disgusting."
"How wrong you are.." Crowley mumbled under his breath, before clearing his throat. "It's o'er there, next to the kitchen."AceSpades said:Ki had come downstairs to ask Val where the bathroom when she heard Crowley say friends with benefits. "Ha! Please. Any person in their right mind wouldn't fuck or mess with a demon unless they accidentally made a contract. Unlucky bastards." She mumbled the last sentence before giving the demon male, Crowley a little smile. "Anyway, don't have time to talk about.." She coughs to hide her laughter. "Your sex life. So could you tell me where the bathroom is?" She leaned against the banister still standing on the stairs.
("*sigh* Are they naked yet?")FireMaiden said:("You shut the hell up.")
("Damn. Hey, I brought snacks. You want a juice box?")FireMaiden said:("No. Wish they were.")
("Here you go. You know, this is nice. I mean, we are spying on one of our closest friends, but it's like, bonding or something." *sips on juice box*)FireMaiden said:("Hells yeah, juice boxes are awesome.")
("Damn. I was hoping to see some boobs today." *Sips on juice box* "Yech. I don't know why I chose apple juice. What'd you get?")FireMaiden said:(*also sips on juice box* "Yeah, it really is. But literary they aren't doing anything, they'be been standing in the same spot for hours.")
("Hmmm.. Lemme check." *looks in coat pocket* "I've got fruit snacks, granola bars, Ritter bars aaaaand.." *rustles through pockets* "And Jaffa Cakes. Have you ever had a Jaffa Cake? They're very popular in England.")FireMaiden said:("Same. I like apple juice though." *takes another sip* "You bring anything else?")