Blood Gulch Blues

[PopcornPie]

"TAKE THIS, BITCH! AND THAT! AND SOME OF THIS!" As usual, this was much more cathartic in Lucky's head than it was in reality. It looked like a child was just rubbing a stuffed animal against Doc's leg.

"NO! DON'T YOU DARE MOVE AWAY!" He tried to cling onto Doc's leg as he stepped away, but inevitably lost his grip, and returned to a face-first position. "Pussy..." He murmured, rubbing his ear.

But wait, there was more! Lucky wouldn't take these antics sitting down, no matter how puny and weak he actually was. "Ooh-?" A hopeful squeak came out of him upon realizing that the cockpit was unguarded. With a devious snicker in his throat, the little rabbit neared the controls, grumbled something obscene upon remembering that he was unarmed, crawled to the back of the plane, laughed, then returned to the cockpit. This time, he would do some real damage with the wrench he found.

 

[thatguyinthestore]

"I'm sorry... your what?" Doc asked in response to Saiki, confused as to what he meant by that.

Meanwhile, Lucky would find that the cockpit was... empty! There were absolutely no controls to be found! Just a glass window, where he would find the endless blue sky and equally endless blue ocean, and... some strange song playing.



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[PopcornPie]

"W-what the-?!" The little rabbit switched from furious to flabbergasted. No controls?! No pilot?! Not even a simple GPS?! What was this, some kind of half-finished simulation? Sword Bunny Online??

"HEY!" He shouted, stomping back into the fuselage. "The fuck kinda plane has no controls?! WHOSE SKULL AM I SUPPOSED TO DENT IN WITH THIS?!" Not that he didn't have plenty of targets in front of him, but he wanted it to be significant. And, unfortunately, he wasn't going to even give that Doc motherfucker a small bump with that helmet on.

 

[SheaFlower]

"My limiters," Saiki spat. "My antennae. My hairclips. Whatever the fuck you want to call them. They're important. I can't go around without them, I might end up killing everyone in this place and then some!" He flung his arms out as if to emphasize his point. "So where are they? What did you do with them?!"

"Kusuo," Akechi said from behind Saiki. He jumped and turned to face her with wide eyes. "Kusuo, think about what he's told us so far. He doesn't know anything about us. He won't know where your limiters are." She smiled weakly. "But if you were able to go this long without them, you should be fine, right?"

...This was true. None of his movements thus far had killed anyone. He'd truly lost all of his powers.

He was completely defenseless.

"I'm not going to be much help in any war in this state," he muttered.

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[Gaius Danius Griinia]

"Hey thanks, I'll get out of your hair" said Jun as he gave the medic a shoulder pat before moving on. Making his way toward the phone pointed out, he hoped to find some answers. Everyone else here seemed to think freaking out and causing a bit of mayhem would help. Fortunately, Jun himself was NOT a brain-dead monkey shoving a circle in a square hole. Striding over the phone, Jun dialed the number provided by the medic and waited there for a few seconds. Once it connected, Jun felt a surge of relief spread through his body. "Hi this is Kokuto, I've enlisted for the Blue Team. Just calling in to go over the terms of my enlistment again. On the plane to Blood Gulch and wondering if my family will be receiving full payment for my service" said Jun, altering his accent slightly. Jun was going into unfamiliar territory and wanted as much information as he could arm himself with. He didn't have Lorenzo and the rest of the Judgement crew to rely on anymore.

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[Topless]

Baby Bonnie Hood

"Ah! The hell?! Where am I?!" The little red psychopath woke up in a plane taking her to some place she had never heard of. The one thing she remembered before getting into this situation was that she had slaughtered a family of wolves. A man in purple armor Doc explained the situation, and then he plays a video of some dude who tells the passengers of their objective. "Killing enemies" is the only thing she got, and it sticks, considering her profession. Now that they have landed, the first thing B.B. Hood does is walk over to Doc and ask "Excuse me, mister? May I kindly ask which team has the most money? I will surely work with either of them if they pay me right?" And this is all complete with sparkling eyes and an innocent face.

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[ManyFaces]

Lobo

So when you wake up with a headache implying you were either hungover or knocked out. Then waking up for some suicide squad. Being pissed would be a natural reaction. Especially for Lobo. He already knew something was way off since he was disarmed, a feat few lived to tell about.
So of course he ripped himself up from his seat and looked at the purple armored tin soldier.
"Fragginstufftheirheadswherethesundon'tshine!"
The alien muttered to himself rather loudly. Like hell was he going to help some soldiers with some shitty space war probably over who had the biggest dick. Funny as it was watching civilizations destroy themselves over things like that, no contract meant no cooperation from him.
The damn aircraft was tighter than a certain caped boyscout's butt so trying to get a decent stride was also a real fuckin chore.
"Gonnashovemyfootsofarupthisguysasshisteeth'llgetknockedout!"
The alien's tone got even more beastly as he got closer to the purple prick. Seemed like he'd have to wait in line to kick his ass though, because people don't like waking up in strange places so of course some of them wanted a slice of the doctors ass. This gave him time to feel around his pockets to see if his prized possession's were still on him.
He found some matches and his assortment of cigars he carried. Couldn't look like the coolest bastitch in the galaxy without lighting one of those bad boys up. So he struck the match against his teeth and lit the cigar. Haphazardly tossing it aside for it to be someone else's problem.
"...The frag am I waiting for?! The main man doesn't do lines!"
He muscled his way to the front and got up close and personal with the Doc. Blowing cigar smoke at the man's helmet.
"So I'm gonna need some good fraggin reasons not to grind you into cat food can real quick! The main man doesn't do teams unless certain requirements are met, got that Doc!?"
He cracked his knuckles.
"Even more so when you sons of bastitches think you can knock out and disarm me then ask for some help. I'll fragging pound you so hard your future kids'll feel it... Not like you'll have any after I'm done with you."
He smiled menacingly as he sized Doc up.
"But if you want to avoid all the fraggin technicalitites you get my hog and aresenal back to me."
He shoved a finger into the soldiers chest and made sure to blow more cigar smoke in his face to make sure that he'd made his point.

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[Ferociousfeind]

Pearl Pygmy

Pain. Terrible, horrible, gut-wrenching pain. Pearl frowned, grunting as she falls onto one knee. It's not everyday that someone tries... assassinating her, or some shit. Whoever is responsible for this is going to pay as soon as it wears off. But it doesn't- it just keeps burning through her patience. She falls to her hands and knees, pain causing her eyes to blur, causing her ears to ring, her very essence to tremble, until she passed out. Whoever was... responsible... was in... for... an ass-whooping...

Slowly, the squid-person awoke upon the military plane. Snapping to attention, she immediately realized she had been stripped of weaponry, left in nothing more than her general field wear. A near-skintight suit and a large stocky helmet, staining the rest of the world a lovely sky-blue color. Oh, how looovely. She stretched her arms and legs out and yawned loudly, "Alright, fucking... What the shit is going on here? I wasn't due for a god-damned assignment for three weeks. Someone's got some fucking explaining to do."

 

[Atomic Chucklenuts]

Sora tugged his hair a bit thinking to himself..

“Is my hair really wacky?”

(Ignore the fact he’s in his KH2 outfit in this picture, it’s really only used to help show reactions. Get used to me doing that.)

Whatever his hair was, he figured he might as well meet the people he was with since he’s not going anywhere.

“Well, we might be here for a bit, so why don’t we get to know each other? I’m Sora”

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[Venom Snake]

Snake woke with a start, not feeling FOXDIE or the suit inside him.
“David? Where are you? Where am I?”
He looked down only to see himself free of the suit he wore for all those years, he thought it impossible, with the symbiotic relationship between the two. He looked at his hands, seeing himself before he ever donned the suit, after the Virtuous Mission, and during Operation Snake Eater.
“Those were the good days. The simple days. Boss...”
*His voice trailed off as he remembered the events of that mission. He had to kill his mentor, whom he had grown such a close bond with, more than friends or lovers, more than a mother and son, they developed their technique together, and they made him kill her. He had no respect for US high brass after that. After he found out. He ran his hand to his eyes, and froze when his fingertips brushed the bandana. Her, bandana. The Boss’ bandana he held onto for so many many years. He took his new form relatively easily, as he’s seen stranger things before. He didn’t have any equipment besides the knives that stayed holstered in his boot and on his lower back even though they didn’t appear to be his own. Small knives for CQC. Sadly though he didn’t have his old MK.22 Hush Puppy. That was a fine weapon. He stood up and looked around. He walked towards Doc, thinking he might at least know what’s going on.
“Hey, You in the purple armor, just where the hell are we?”

 

[FoolsErin]

Double Trouble
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With an over-the-top yawn and an exaggerated sleepy blink, the mercenary woke with a start and took a surveying glance around the situation they had been left in. Out of all the scenes they had been expecting to awaken to, a ship full of shouting, searching, protesting, and panicking was definitely not the first thing Double Trouble had expected. Oh, how beautifully chaotic it all was. Perhaps any other individual would be losing their mind over the change in scene, but Double Trouble didn’t exactly have anywhere to be at the moment. After the state they’d left Catra in, the bridge with the Horde had officially been burnt, and on the way out of the Fright Zone it seemed the Rebellion’s super weapon they had switched sides for hadn’t gone so swell. Oh war, sometimes it resulted in a victory and a gain, and sometimes it left both sides blundering in pain. Such is the brutal performance that is conflict. With a massive stretch and a sigh, the mercenary pulled themselves to their feet and looked over towards the man in purple. “If everyone else’s screeching isn’t too much of a distraction, would you mind telling me a little more about this “war” we’ve all been enlisted for, darling?” They asked, before letting out an exaggerated gasp and bowing slightly, “Oh, how rude of me to start us off without introducing myself. The name’s Double Trouble. Though, you might’ve already known that. I wouldn’t doubt that they’d have given you a list of the enlisted.”

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(oof sorry if this post is a little awkward I am getting used to this character and in a bit of a time crunch)

 

[ConnorOfficials]

Lilith sneaked around trying to make sure Doc didn't see her and thought to herself "This is gonna be hilarious!" She looked to make sure no one was looking, got up behind him and prepared thinking to herself again "Ok Lilith you got this just focus and let it out."

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[DerpyCarp]

Lealan laughs, seeing Doc flinch from Lucky's brutal assault. "You, I like." Lealan comments to the rabbit. She then walks back to her seat and sits down, yawning. Hopefully they'll arrive soon, and then the FUN can begin.
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[thatguyinthestore]

"I don't know! I haven't even been into the cockpit!" Doc shouted in response to Lucky's shouting, mostly in an attempt to speak over him. He then turned to Saiki and Akechi, nodding in response with the latter's words. "Y-yeah... I haven't seen any hair clips or whatever it is that you're talking about... I'm sorry!" He apologized profusely, sounding genuinely sorry about the fact that he couldn't find what he was looking for... despite the fact that he had no idea what exactly he was so upset about.

When Jun called the number, he would be met with the voice from the same guy who had been on the projector screen earlier.

"Hey dude!" Was the first thing he'd hear when he called the number. Though, as soon as he replied, he'd be met with, "This if Vic, at 555-VICK! Diddly doo~! I'm on the ca-sita right now, so leave your low down at the ding dong! Asta." With that, the pre-recorded message ended, and the all too familiar BEEP! noise rang through the phone's speaker.

Meanwhile, back with Doc, he would simply shrug yet again (he's been doing this a lot, huh?) in response to the little girl in the red riding hood costume.

"Well... I'm sorry innocent little girl, but I don't know the answer to that one." He replied, still sounding sad that he couldn't fulfill her request. She was so cute, after all! "Maybe you'll find out when you get there, though!" He said in an attempt to cheer her up, not even questioning why the girl was asking such a question in the first place. Though, the sadness didn't last long, as the medic soon returned to being piss scared when Lobo approached him and began demanding answers. "I-I don't know where your stuff is, sir!" He shouted as he backed away from the intimidating man, hoping to avoid conflict. "I wasn't even the one who took it! I boarded the plane after you were all knocked out! Why does everyone have to be so hostile around here!!!???"

Also, due to his current state of shitting his pants because of Lobo, Doc was unfortunately unable to respond to Double Trouble or Snake. Though, on the positive side, he did not notice Lilith either because of this fact. Well, fortunately for Lilith, at least.

Meanwhile, much like everyone else who had tried, Captain Falcon would find that he was able to leave his seat with relative ease.

"Welcome to the fuckin' club of people who don't know what the shit's goin' on here. Population? Everyone on this fuckin' ship, including the purple asshat." The rude man from earlier snarled in response to Pearl and Snake, having since taken a seat in one of the many chairs on the aircraft.

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[Veradana]

When Myrtle awoke, the pain had mercifully passed. She waited patiently for her vision to return. Muffled voiced echoed around her, growing in strength and vigor. Then she blinked. Gone were the prickling grass and ill-kempt dirt road. Gone were the harsh winds and warming sun. Gone were Clarkia, and Aconite. What remained was the fabric off the seats, that weren’t cotton or wool. Bright lights shone down on her. Either her kidnapper was in high wealth that they could afford such a magical hire, or they were skilled in the electrical manipulation themselves. After watching the others, she found the latch to her restraints. It was only then that she noticed her sabre was gone.

She cursed herself a hundred times for letting it off her hip. Her tail lashed back and forth, and she fought to keep her frill steady, as she tasted the stale, hollow air around her. Strange people, strange dialects, strange place. The floor kept her claws from staying.

A man in elegant purple armour tried to explain the situation to her and her fellow captives. Whether or not Frank DuFresne was truly a medic would remain to be seen, but he was their only point of contact. He did something, used his magic to bring open a vision to another man, but nothing that man had to say made any sense.

She walked up to “Doc”, and stood at attention, giving a sharp salute, off hand on her hip where it would normally find her sword, and flattening her frill until it was flush with the scales of her neck and shoulders.

“Sir! My name is Myrtle Ryder, of the Eryllan Guard: Silvercrest Castle Division. As that is the case, I must formally decline your offer of military service, and hereby request the return of my sabre and of myself to my rightful home.”

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[Kameron Esters-]

"YES! Freedom!" Captain wastes looking for a way off the pain until he sees Snake. "Snake? Snake!" Captain Falcon goes up to Snake and hugs him "My man, Snake! It's been a while!" He releases snake from the hug smiling happily upon seeing a familiar face "How've you been, ol' pal? Wait a second... They got you too?! How?! How'd they get to us all? Where did they get to us all?!" Captain Falcon puts his hands on Snake's shoulders "Well that doesn't matter, I'm glad you're here. You can help me find a way of this plane. With any luck, we don't crash." Captain Falcon begins to traverse the seats to try and find a way off the air craft
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[Sayo-Nara]

Lana

I woke up and found myself sitting in a chair surrounded by other people. The air felt a bit heavy and I had no idea where I was or how I got here. I looked around trying to see if a certain someone was here with me, but I didn’t see him anywhere. I slumped back into my chair at the sight (or lack there of). I immediately began to feel a little lonely since me and the person in question were almost always together. I just sorta tried to shrug the feeling off though. I was still a little too upset and worried to bother doing anything. I rested my cheek on my paw and sighed as I looked out the window.
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[Riven]

Umbra began to feel his head began to ache as he looked around panicking as he heard a small voice in the back of it's mind. "Umbra." With what seemed like actions of worry, it unbuckled its seat belt to begin walking and looking around frantically, before hearing the voice again in its head. "Umbra. Can you hear me?"

The silent frame seemingly nods to itself as it hears a sigh, the operator. "Good, whatever that knocked you out, cut out my transference. Don't worry, I'm alright, but, just where are we." The warframe moves over to the open cockpit and looks in, noticing no controls or any device as it moves around the groups of seats and people, standing rather tall and cramped in this confined space.

"I see. It seems like a vehicle of sorts is transporting you somewhere, but you don't even know do you." The frame nods its head, glad to hear his operator understanding. "Alright, I guess since you haven't broken out of this thing yet your abilities are being negated by something. Just like our first time waking up with the whole Ascaris Device, not to mention your sword is missing."

Another firm nod of understanding, good, the operator can see what he sees. "Alright, we'll figure this one out buddy. Don't worry, you're not alone anymore, I'll be right here as always."

With that said, the frame's body seems to move as if it is letting out a sigh of relief, good, the operator is safe. It looks around to notice the rest of everyone who is involved with this mess is now officially up and about, and figures it might do the same. It decides to investigate the one in purple armor, casually walking to it as he moves his head closer to the figure. What did it call itself? Doc?

This one isn't a warframe by the looks of it, by the articles of clothing though, it seems to be armored to the point of being one. Umbra glances down to notice the device in the Purple One's hand, slightly concerned whether or not that is a weapon or if this one is a threat.

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[Venom Snake]

“Right, and you are? I don’t recall meeting you.” *He said as he flexed his shoulders from the hug, clearly not that kind of person. He walked along with the captain, thinking himself that any information was best.
“Last I remember is finally going to rest, and letting David have the life he deserves.”
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[SheepKing]

Narancia Ghirga


“That’s all?”
Narancia grumbled in disappointment as he pocketed the paperclip. Of course he hadn’t been expecting anything like an actual gun or knife or anything like that, he just hoped for something....actually useful. Well beggars can’t be choosers and at the very least now he could stab someone’s eye out if he tried hard enough. Now armed with the piece of metal, he scanned over the crowd, thinking of whatever could be his next course of action. The thought of using someone as a hostage to get answers graced his mind before quickly being shot down. It was simply way too risky to be worth it, not to mention it was kind of hard to be threatening when you had a paperclip as your only weapon. What else could he do then? No offense but Narancia wasn’t going to just follow along with whatever this clown had to say, much less fight in some war he wasn’t even involved in. He was honestly surprised at how eager a few of them seemed to jump into the war, a man calling the number offered by the purple guy for the purpose of payment and a red hooded girl eagerly inquiring about whoever had the most money. Holy shit, they were nearly as greedy as the police back in Italy. Sure Narancia enjoyed a paycheck, who wouldn’t? But to go as far as to hop in, no questions asked, was honestly downright shocking. How could they trust any of these bastards in the first place?

Having done everything he could by himself, Narancia finally decided that it couldn’t hurt to interact with the others. He had a weapon in hand in case he messed with the wrong crowd so what’s the worst that could happen? But now the question was who to meet with. They all didn’t look to be the sort of crowd that Narancia would personally involve himself in. Some looked to be, a bit crazy, downright psychotic, or just plain off in the head. Maybe the teen was being a bit picky but clearly none of them fit the bill. Alas, Narancia would just have to choose whoever seemed to be the least worst option out of all of them. His eyes graced a boy around his age with hair spikier than anything he’d ever seen. The kid definitely didn’t appear to be of the “same crowd” as him, looking like he couldn’t even jay walk without feeling guilty about it. Out of everyone there though, he did seem to fit the mental stability check and who knows, maybe it’d be worth it to hang with a more legally righteous type of guy. Holding the now unfolded and straightened paper clip in one hand while extending his other for a shake, Narancia cautiously made his way over to the boy with an introduction that was quick, straight to the point, yet friendly nonetheless.

“Narancia Ghirga, you said your name was Sora right?”

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[SheaFlower]

Akechi and Saiki elected to continue their interactions from earlier - sparse though they were. Or more like Akechi rushed off towards Lana's seat, and Saiki followed because he was concerned for her safety.

"Hello! I'm Akechi Tomoko," she said. "You can call me Akechi, Tomoko, Tomo-chan... Basically anything except Akechan. I don't like Akechan. I might punch you if you call me that." After a beat where she considered her words, she added, "Actually, let me change that to 'definitely'. I would definitely punch you." She giggled, as if threatening physical assault was something to laugh about.

Saiki sighed and shook his head, then gave a sort of half-wave to Lana. "Hi. I'm Saiki Kusuo. Only Akechi here's allowed to call me Kusuo, so it's Saiki to you." Then, he quickly said, "Hurt Akechi, I hurt you. Just for the record." It wasn't a threat he'd be able to really see through in this state, but hopefully no one would know about that... Right? He hadn't been too loud earlier, right?

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[PopcornPie]

"Jesus..." Lucky muttered, letting the wrench fall to his...erm, bottom stumps. "With abduction rates THIS high, you'd think these motherfuckers would have made the news..." He did kind of like that guy in the blue, with the red helmet. And that fox girl sitting by the window made his hardened heart flutter.

 

[FoolsErin]

Double Trouble
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The mercenary pouted, clearly disappointed at a lack of answers, deciding that as long as most of the ship was dogpiling the man, he wouldn’t have any answers for them. Their face quickly perked back up into a smirk as they moved to lean against the wall, deciding instead to analyze the people they’d been stuck with in case they would need to shift into any of them during this adventure. Some misery over there, a lot of hostility, curiosity, friendliness.... There wasn’t a lot they could determine from mere observation that’d be particularly useful except alliances between some pairs. No, they needed to get in and get talking to actually identify things they could act out and exploit. Slinking over to the fox-like creature in the chair, Double Trouble’s face melted into fake pity and curiosity. “What’s wrong, fluff? Feeling a little homesick?” Double Trouble asked, sitting on the armrest of the fox’s chair while leaning against the back of it, giving a small smile of false empathy.

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[ConnorOfficials]

Just then out of nowhere Lilith, who was still behind Doc, breathed in and let out a blood curdling scream right behind him unexpectedly, soon after she was dying of laughter.
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[Kameron Esters-]

Captain falcon was confused for a second "David? But aren't you..." Falcon takes a moment to look at Snake's attire and realizes he's practically wearing green like he's been rummaging through the swamps of Vietnam. Yes, he knows what Vietnam is. And is wearing an a cheap kid's prize eyepatch "Oh! Ooooohhh! You're not Solid Snake! You're Boss. Nono. Not just Boss. You! Are BIG Boss! The biggest boss to have ever bossed! Basically my best friend's dad. But you should be dead, how are you here? Did these guys literally time travel to bring you here? Sheesh for a bunch of psychos, they sure are dedicated, I'll give 'em that."
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