Hypnos
L'Empereur
Garin Uller
For the third time in just as many nights, Ser Garin Uller was awoken by the harsh sounds of a child crying, cutting through the nighttime silence like a knife through warm butter, and causing the already irate Dornishman to curse profusely. Uller had made a lot of stupid decisions in his lifetime, mostly fueled by a history of overindulgence in Dornish Red, or any other form of alcoholic beverage, however his actions at Castle Ashford had perhaps been the stupidest decision of them all. What had he been thinking? Had he been thinking at all? He had no rite to take hostages from the Reach, nor did he have the capacity, nor capability to hold them. What would his mother say, the Lady Uller, when he returned to Hellholt with a Reachman’s child under one arm? Would she turn him away? Scold him? And what of Prince Mors? House Martell? Himself and his brother had spent years traversing the Reach, bullying the local gentry in the name of the King for extra taxes and honours, but never had they gone so far with their escapades. How could something that felt so right at the time, now feel so wrong?
Ulwyck’s death had hurt Garin more than he would like to admit, like a blunted knife pushed haphazardly into his back, twisting and writhing every time he drew breath. In life, the two brothers had been inseparable, like twins, doing everything together from riding and hunting, to frequenting the same local whorehouses, and even sampling the same women. From a young age, Garin had seen Ulwyck as someone to look up to, to be admired and praised, and even when he had been barely knee high, he had tailed his elder brother like a shadow, wanting to be just like him. But now Ulwyck was gone, and somebody had pay.
The Dornishman raised two fingers to his temple as he arose from his bed, attempting to massage the bridge of his nose which ached after another long night of drinking. ‘Shut the fuck up.’ He grumbled under his breath, though to little avail as the child continued to weep, sobbing about family and home. Gerin had half a mind to silence the child, to grab it by its little pink feet and dangle it out of a window until it ceased this horrible noise so that he could return to is slumber, but no matter how annoyed Garin was, he was not one to harm a child, no matter how hard it weeped.
Grumbling as he stood exposed and stark naked in the largest private room that this inn had to offer, Garin moved over to a jug that rested lazily upon the bedside table, groaning as he observed the contents to be a murky water rather than Dornish sweetwine, though pouring himself a glass nevertheless.
‘Can’t you shut that thing up?’ Garin turned to see the pale face of his bedroom companion, clearly as unimpressed as himself to be subjected to loud calls of a miserable child.
‘I don’t know how.’ The Dornishman retorted, somewhat angrily, ‘It just won't fucking stop.’
‘You shouldn’t have brought it here. Shouldn’t taken it in the first place.’ Golden curls shifted, as the figure sat up in their joint bed, a look on her face clearly one of unamusement.
‘They killed my brother!’
‘The child killed your brother?’ She raised an eyebrow in mock amusement.
‘Fuck off! You know what I mean.’ Garin reached his head out of the bedroom door, and reached his hand out to grab a passing servant, shoving the water jug into his hands before he had a chance to protest. ‘Go and get us something stronger.’
‘You’re an idiot, Garin.’
‘And you’re fucking an idiot, so what does that make you?’ The Dornishman climbed back into bed, attempting to ignore the constant screaming of the child, and concealing himself beneath the covers.
‘An even bigger idiot.’ She stuck out her tongue. ‘But at least I’m not gonna get myself killed.’
‘I wouldn’t be so sure.’ Garin replied, ‘how long will your father be gone?’
‘He’s gone to preach in Strickland’s lands, so it’ll be a week or so until he returns. You shouldn’t be so scared of him.’
‘I’m not fucking scared.’ Garin puffed out his chest. ‘If anything, a rablerouser like him should be scared of me, if he causes anymore trouble, I’ll have to have him strung up and sent back to Sunspear in a box.’
‘He’s harmless,’ the girl protested, ‘just a confused old man who’s found the Gods in his advanced age, nothing more. Besides, you’ll have to confront him when we wed.’
Garin’s uncomfortably shifting gaze did not go unnoticed.
‘When we wed, Garin.’ She repeated. ‘Like you promised. When the sickness finally takes the lemonbitch.’
‘Of course,’ Garin said uneasily. He had made a lot of promises in his life, but this was perhaps his most generous. It was true enough that soon Garin would be free to once again wed as he pleased, after his wife, Mara of the House Dalt had been infected with the dangerous Grey Plague from across the Narrow Sea, and currently remained in complete seclusion in the Lemonwood, however he was not sure how his mother would react to the idea of him marrying a Reachwoman, especially one with no lands and titles to give him.
He was beautiful, that much was true enough, with flowing golden hair that curled around her face, and skin as place as porcelain, and she had give him many memorable nights during his stays in the Reach, but Garin was unsure if a good lay and a perky pair of tits was enough to make his settle down.
‘And once we’re wed, you will talk to Prince Mors about restoring my brother’s lands?’
‘I said I would, didn’t I.’ Garin raised an eyebrow, slightly irritated. ‘Your brother can have his shitty little castle, just make sure your father stays out of trouble.’
‘And for that, I am grateful.’ The woman moved in closer to him, pulling him into an embrace.
‘Now get up and deal with that damn child, before I give it something real to cry about.’
‘Why should I deal with it? It’s your mess.’
‘You’re a fucking woman, that’s what you do.’
She pouted a little bit, but stood up nevertheless, moving close to where the child rested in an open chest of draws, and picking it up, cradling the little Reachman between her arms. ‘You can’t take it with you.’
‘Why not? I’ll bring him back to Dorne. It’s been so long since my mother has had a child around the castle, I’m sure she’ll be thrilled.’
‘You’ll get it killed before you even cross the Red Mountains.’
‘Then what do you expect me to do about it? Leave it in the woods to fucking die?’
‘No. You don’t have to be so extreme. Just leave him here?’
‘What? In this shitty inn?’
‘Yeah, in the inn. Pay off the matron and I’m sure she’ll take care of it for you. Come back when you need him. Better than carrying it around the whole time.’
‘Fine.’ Garin grumbled. ‘I’ll leave the little whelp here.’ They reached the conclusion just in time for the servant to return with a jug of cheap wine, Garin taking it directly from his hand, and drinking straight from the container, not wasting any time with cups of glasses. ‘Now, back to important business.’ He turned to face her hungrily.