Black Butler: The Future Meets The Past [WILL BE DELETED, READ DES.] [Inactive]

[Megasourusrex]

((The first one reminds me of a math problem i get on tests))


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[UnholyRedemption]

( xD That did help.)

 

[lumbyman]

((Got rid of the second, was like, "That's actually kind offensive."))


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[Megasourusrex]

((Eh *shrugs*))


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[lumbyman]

((I'll find more when I get off work))


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[Megasourusrex]

((Okay x3))


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[lumbyman]

((MOAR JOKES (and funny anecdotes) THAN YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR!


A man goes to the doctor and says: 'Doctor, there's a piece of lettuce sticking out of my bottom.' The doctor asks him to drop his trousers and examines him.


The man asks: 'Is it serious, doctor?' and the doctor replies: 'I'm sorry to tell you, but this is just the tip of the iceberg.'





"Last night I dreamt I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow had gone."


When NASA started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work at zero gravity.


To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that wrote at zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300C. The Russians used a pencil.


"Why is television called a medium?"


"Because it is neither rare nor well done."


I GOTS THE JOKES))

 

[Megasourusrex]

((OMFGGGGGGG XDDDD))


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[lumbyman]

((What was your fav? mine was the lettuce one))

 

[Megasourusrex]

((Same here,lettuce one is the best xD ))


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[lumbyman]

((Sims don't let sims skip leg day, except for Frank, he does nothing but hit the weights))

 

[Megasourusrex]

((Lol xD his real love is with the weights))


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[lumbyman]

((He seems to like to the one day work week too))

 

[Megasourusrex]

((Oh my gosh lol))


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[lumbyman]

((Being an astronaut has it's advantages)) 
((Tabitha is also writing a lot of trashy novels, or doing trashy...things)) 
((*Has been watching too many AMVs, and can't explain*))

 

[Megasourusrex]

((Tabitha is writing her own 50 shades of grey lol


She wrote a book on my sims


But i didnt know what to call it so i called it "Hey you lil shits let me tell you a thing."))


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[lumbyman]

((PLEASE HAVE BEEN A CHILDREN'S BOOK))

 

[Megasourusrex]

((YEP. Volume 2 will be: Come back u lil shits we gon learn shapes))


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[lumbyman]

((YES! And look, we're simultaneously cheering up Unholy by being funny as shit))

 

[Megasourusrex]

((YAY! I can tell a story between a man and a chicken nugget whos love is more powerful than anything lol xD ))


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[lumbyman]

((My biography?))

 

[Megasourusrex]

((Lol yes. The man will be you,Lumby xD ))


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[lumbyman]

((Make sure you include the affair with KFC Bites))

 

[Megasourusrex]

((I need to actually make this a story omg))


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[lumbyman]

((There was a fivesome with BBQ-babe and the Sweet-and-sour sisters))