Ban the person above you for any reason.

[Simon_Hawk]

Banned for not at least contacting the control tower to verify departure times when there was an obvious mis-hap, as a spaghetti-powered tennis shoe grinder operator it is your duty to make sure everyone's tennis shoes are ground at the appropriate time.

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

... banned because you know exactly why i left without you

 

[Simon_Hawk]

Banned because it's not my fault I crapped my pants just then.

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

banned because I had warned you that you needed to see a doctor about your multiple constipation issues a full week before your violent and explosive 'evacuation'

 

[Simon_Hawk]

Banned for making me 'LOL' It's not my fault your cooking caused my issues due to your ill-equipped kitchen.

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

banned for not buying me that bigger house you totally and legitimately promised to buy me

 

[Simon_Hawk]

banned for not waiting until I "Make it big" like I had originally promised!

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

banned for investing all your stock options in spaghetti-powered tennis shoe grinders, during the global spaghetti shortage of 95

 

[Simon_Hawk]

Banned for giving me false stock ideas, I thought you were my BFF, that's what I get for listening to you.

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

banned for taking my idea pitch way too seriously way too fast! The project wasn't even off the ground yet, we'd not even been on shark tank!

 

[Simon_Hawk]

Banned for not pronouncing 'Shark Tank' as 'Tark Shank'

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

banned for not pronouncing 'Tark Shank' as 'Shart Kank'

 

[Simon_Hawk]

Banned for not pronouncing 'Shart Kank' as 'Kark Shant'

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

banned for not pronouncing 'Kark Shant' as 'Haifischbecken'

 

[Simon_Hawk]

Banned for being insensitive to people from my country knowing they cannot pronounce 'Haifischbecken' ever since the battle of Helmstaff and the curse of the twelve was unleashed.

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

banned for bring up shet that happened 84 years ago

 

[Simon_Hawk]

Banned for thinking people that live as long as us can easily forget something that happened a measly 84 years ago.

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

banned for reminding me of my age a month before my birthday

 

[Simon_Hawk]

Banned for being 84 and not 2,763.

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

banned for not knowing how old I am hevjqbcdgwcedvjmj,wbedgjwggdkjwvchdgqvmdncwhgdcgbwvndcmaBJGWDHWCEDHWMQVE (┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻

 

[Simon_Hawk]

Banned for making me go back to college to get a degree in multi-lingual studies in order to decipher. hevjqbcdgwcedvjmj,wbedgjwggdkjwvchdgqvmdncwhgdcgbwvndcmaBJGWDHWCEDHWMQVE (┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻


(You're obviously 12 because you typed that. xDDDD)

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

banned for not knowing that wjhfwjkhcbwjhedgjkwdbjw can be typed and spoken by any age, like every nation we have young and old.

 

[Simon_Hawk]

Banned for stealing my idea about cats eating chicken sandwiches at the mayor's tea party and turning it into a successful manga series that was adopted by Netflix and turned into an anime series that was canceled after 1 season.

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

Banned for thinking it wasn't my plan to make it an instant cult classic ready for you to revive it 20 years later

 

[Simon_Hawk]

Lmao. Banned for thinking anything you created from one of my ideas would be a classic. Because it wouldn't. especially after you changed the main protagonist to a grilled-cheese sandwich and not a gentlemen's cat.