Ban the person above you for any reason.

banned for thinking one person can single handily overturn the world order. *eats much candy*... and trying to give me type 2 diabetes
 
Banned for thinking they need to overturn society instead of simply doing what they want that makes them happy and ignoring it. *Offers insulin shots*
 
banned for thinking insulin is always needed with type 2 diabetes, and not realising that my wants would only be fulfilled by an overturn to society
 
banned for not wanting that... and Beetus makes me think of beets and The Beetles and Beetlejuice
 
Banned for thinking strange thoughts about beets and Beetlejuice. And also banned for eating 7 various kinds of cheese while reading outdated copies of the T.V. guide as you cook spaghetti in a crockpot.
 
banned for thinking I'd ever own a crockpot or tv guides... I won't apologise for the cheese though. Cheese is life.
 
Banned for not wanting to own a crockpot. Crockpots are very useful and you are missing out by not having one. Mmmmm....cheeeese
 
Banned for assuming I knew how much room you have for various kitchen appliances, you shouldn't ban people for making friendly cookware suggestions.
 
banned for never asking like I am now. Is your home equipped to accommodate all modern appliances?
 
Banned for not knowing that my home is indeed fully equipped with all modern appliances, I assumed my new BFF would have known that as well.
 
banned for me having to ask and for openly flaunting your affluent amenities knowing full well that my home has not the room for such luxuries
 
*your FACE is a luxury* Banned for getting mad at me for simply answering the question you had previously asked about my kitchen.
 
Banned for inventing a six-passenger spaghetti-powered tennis shoe grinder but only allowing five passengers to ride on it.
 
banned for being bitter about not getting a ride because he showed up late and we were already loaded up and ready to go when we set 9am for a leaving time that doesn't mean arrive at 9am it means we LEAVE then
 
Banned for not realizing your schedule was misprinted and in fact said 9:15 but you refused to listen to reason and stubbornly drove off regardless of the situation.
 
Banned because it wasn't MY schedule it was a group schedule, I was just the designated spaghetti-powered tennis shoe grinder driver
 

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