Badly Explaining Games

[TheReborn]

Dark Souls 3


Duck, Dip, Dodge, Repeat.

 

[CuteAngel20]

Five Nights at Freddies:


Wait in a room without enough power for giant furries to atatck

 

[Frisky Bitz]

UNDERTALE:





Idiot child climbs a mountain and falls down a hole.

 

[F o o l i s h n e s s]

:The Game: Series


Hey, you know that thing that nobody wanted to talk about a couple years ago. Yup? Let's talk about it.

 

[Yoshibros]

I Wanna Be The Guy:


F*@)$ING KILLER APPLES!

 

[CoreyXIX]

Makai Kingdom:


Idiot destroys world, has to fix it.

 

[Kirwinning]

Sonic The Hedgehog


Coked up hedgehog quits his addiction and instead finds a new obsession with rings.

 

[Birdsie]

Devil May Cry 5


Good game, shitty sequel.

 

[ryanpk200]

Dishonored: Prove your innocence by killing everyone!


PAYDAY 2: Drill fixing and bag throwing simulator


XCOM: Stormtroopers vs Ayy Imaos

 

[Mirai]

Pokemon:


Become the very best by knocking majestic creatures unconscious and make little magical balls eat them


Tomb Raider:


Good Game

 

[ryanpk200]

Pokemon


11 year olds manage to capture and control gods

 

[starboy]

Outlast:


A man gets pursued by druggies and people with severe mental and/or physical illnesses because he won't leave their place of residence.

 

[CoreyXIX]

Killer is Dead:


What is this I don't even

 

[Deadkool]

Portal:


Black Mesa competitor updates to Windows 10

 

[Meredith]

TERA:


The child is a tree. Also, monsters.

 

[WanderingJester]

Viscera Cleanup Detail:


You remember that mess you made with the last shooter you played? Clean that up.

 

[Silverwing94]

Dragon Age II:


A game about who can betray their friends the hardest. Now with more dragons.

 

[billthesomething]

Nuclear Throne


my fingers are cramping

 

[mephistopheles]

Dragon Age Inquisition:


Get your heart broken by a bald elf

 

[Gabe]

Enter the Gungeon:


Shoot, die, repeat.


Dota 2:


cyka blyat


Harvest Moon: More Friends of Mineral Town:


So many guys to choose from, and you married the Kappa.

 

[Generic Gamer]

Mario Kart:


High speed gambling.

 

[Silverwing94]

Dragon Age Origins:


You've officially entered Sarcasm Purgatory.

 

[Generic Gamer]

Pheonix wright ace attorney.


You play as the most boring type of person in the world: Lawyers (no offense to any actual Lawyers on this site.)

 

[Erbrin]

UNDERTALE:


Too much porn.

 

[Generic Gamer]

Earthbound:


This game is for kids?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!