Badly Explaining Games

[AllHailDago]

Just Cause 3: Michael Bay: the Video Game

 

[Saccharine Cyanide]

Final Fantasy X


Annoying teenager travels 1000 years into the future to kill his giant evil whale dad who never loved him.


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[lucidnonsense]

Dwarf fortress fortress mode:


The sims, but with more alchoholism, psychotic episodes, and Cthulhu


Dwarf fortress adventure mode:


an arrow to the knee may very well spell the end of your adventure.

 

[Quip a Witticism]

Dragon Age: Inquisition


Angry ex-priest ushers forth the green apocalypse

 

[Archangel Emerz]

Mass Effect 3:


All that time for nothing.

 

[Archangel Emerz]

Fable 3:


Leaving your Xbox on so you can get a lot of gold to save everyone while making good choices.

 

[ardentMirror]

Neopets:


They're dying of hunger right now, jerk.

 

[JokerValentine]

Tetris


communist misshapen boxes try to fit in

 

[Bakuyoshi]

Fire Emblem


Dang it I have to reset so my best unit doesn't die!

 

[Deadkool]

Papers, Please:


Communist DMV, now with Cyanide.

 

[WanderingJester]

God of War:


The most violent puzzle game I've ever played.

 

[JokerValentine]

The walking dead


Hungry people kill the black guy

 

[CoreyXIX]

Castlevania: Lament of Innocence


Lawful Stupid noble gets betrayed by best friend, then vows to kill an entire time of day.

 

[Saccharine Cyanide]

Earthbound


Small-town boy averts apocalypse by traveling back in time to abort evil alien fetus.


Extra: Can't ride bike unless his friends are dead.

 

[Silent Howling]

Lost Dimension


Fashion freak makes you climb a tower in order to kill him.

 

[Blessing]

Call of Duty:


kids with guns

 

[Kazanna]

Eufloria


Plants... IN SPACE!!!

 

[Kazanna]

Saints Row 4


Thug President Fights Aliens, Shenanigans Send Thug President back in time!

 

[Corrosion]

Halo: Reach


A team of robots named Noble who are trying to reach for their halos.

 

[CoreyXIX]

Diablo 3:


Kill demons, take their stuff, and endlessly grind rifts.

 

[CoreyXIX]

Killer7:


Nine people involved in a story that has nothing to do with anything, also laughing suicide bombers.

 

[ghost of past]

Doom:


GOOD GOD THAT HORDE!!!!!


Undertale:


"Hello flowe-.....Da funk? He's hurting me."


Halo 5:


Master Chief vs random bro. MC wins.


Mortal Kombat X\XL:


The real fatality was the combos.


Dark Souls:


Mlg tableflip


FNaF:


2015 was the lowest in customers at 'Chuck E' Cheeses".

 

[ghost of past]

Kingdom Hearts:


Should I be worried?


Lego games:


The addiction you can't stop


LOL:


LOL


WOW:


Laaaaaaaaag


Rocket league:


"Cause I'm a rocket maaaaaaaaan....ROCKET MAAAAAN"


Tomb Raider:


Indiana Bewwwwbs


GTA:


Every boys dream


Disney Infinity:


Not so infinite


Epic Mickey:


It is.....Until power o' two


Earthbound:


The birth of The Game Theorists


Slender the Arrival:


"Why can't I find the 8th pa-. Oh."


SCP:


Longest. Horror game. Ever.


Rachet + Clank:


Play the game, based on a terrible movie, based on a great game.


Mirror's edge:


"I'm gonna be siiiick" *Barfs onto his monitor*


and finally, FF7:


"Attack of the Blonde"

 

[ghost of past]

Star Fox:


Do a barrel ro- "THAT'S NOT HOW IT'S CALLLED!!!".

 

[Chat Noir]

Bayonetta: Local amnesiac stripper says 'No' to Jesus.