Badly Explaining Games

[Diminium]

Sorry that a sentence can't do these justice...


Mother 1:


Average podunk kid meets albino nerd, meets frozen psychic chick, meets angry gang leader who kicks nerd off the team. Squad must now collect melodies for a dumb witch(??) who invented them, but forgot. Game ends by screaming at a disgruntled mewtwo.


Earthbound: American boy saves fire girl. They end up getting rescued by a nerd with a gay roomate. American boy's neighbour is a fat jerk. They call upon ninja man who appears after getting his eyes crushed and legs broken. You pray that the red hell swirl disappears


Mother 3: It Always Gets Worse (ft. Sissy, angry girl, and C.R.I.P.P.L.E.)

 

[An Unknown Person]

Modern Warfare 3 (Stealth missions):


"Let's just sneak past this guys.." Half second later... spotted... the entire Russian army shoots at you.

 

[An Unknown Person]

Sims:


Who needs to buy food when you can put a baby in the grill?

 

[An Unknown Person]

Payday 2:


Oh look... that guy is using body armor and a heavy machine gun.... not supicious AT ALL.

 

[XiaoWeiXiao]

Subnautica:


"What the hell is that?!" Simulator

 

[Infinatis]

Shovel Knight:


Shovels don't work like that.

 

[Infinatis]

Team Fortress 2:


Caring more about the rising price of Unusuals than BLU capturing the inteligence.

 

[eclipsa]

Animal Crossing:


become indebted to a raccoon and join his slave army.

 

[An Unknown Person]

Garry's Mod Dark RP:


Admin fight simulator

 

[An Unknown Person]

Garry's Mod Jail Break:


Warden abuse simulator


'RDM' Spam simulator

 

[aaaah]

Tube Tycoon


Be Pewdiepie or fail

 

[Camilanizer]

Skyrim:


Prepare to have your social life taken away.

 

[Ammy]

Steins;Gate:


Man attempts to give friend sex change, creates dystopian future.

 

[Benzo]

DA: Inquisition


From hated murderer to beloved Jesus impersonator in less than a week.

 

[aaaah]

Stanley Parable


4th Wall Breaking: The Game

 

[Benzo]

Borderlands


So I heard you like trendy references...

 

[Infinatis]

AdVenture Capitalist:


From Lemonade Stands to Mars, get money everywhere

 

[Farseer of Ulthwe]

The Witcher 3:


Kill a powerful ice giant, then fall off of the stairs and die.

 

[AllHailDago]

Souls Series:


Live, die, repeat.

 

[Farseer of Ulthwe]

World of Warcraft:


Hey, we ripped off Games Workshop for Starcraft, why don't we take their business model for a beloved game and make it a not-so-beloved game!

 

[An Unknown Person]

Half Life 2:


Gman staring simulator

 

[Capriccio]

Okami:


You play as a wolf that paints and makes flowers bloom

 

[Benzo]

The Witcher 2


Sorry, Amnesia and all that; Who are you again?

 

[Farseer of Ulthwe]

Witcher PC:


I forgot absolutely everything; how do I use a sword? *click click click* Oh yeah.

 

[Ammy]

Stanley Parable
4th Wall Breaking: The Game

Stanley Parable:


In Soviet Russia, game plays you!