Badly Describe a Game Here

[BackSet]

Fishing Simulator
-The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

 

[Man Emperor of Mankind]

The Witcher 3:
It's an excellent card game, with a weird open world RPG minigame.

 

[Winter_Wolf]

The Witcher 3:
It's an excellent card game, with a weird open world RPG minigame.

Not to mention a good dating sim

 

[Man Emperor of Mankind]

Not to mention a good dating sim

You can do all the things you can't do in real life. Like fight monsters and talk to girls.

 

[Winter_Wolf]

Nuke the shit out of Gandhi, before he nukes you. Because he will.

Civilization V

(at least per the infamous joke)

 

[BackSet]

What's a plot?
-Skyrim

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

9 + 10 really does equal 21.

-Brain age

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

Home to Halo, bare-bones console titles, and the red ring of death.
-XBOX 360

 

[BackSet]

Hah! You thought we were dead? Think again, Bitch!
-Every System Nintendo's Ever Made

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

No, we don't speak of those times. Those were dark times...
-Philips CD-i

 

[BackSet]

"Hello, I like Money."
-EA

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

The amazing disappearing company.
-Sega

 

[BackSet]

We've never had a bad game! Suck it Mario!
-Kirby

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

For when you can't afford TMNT.
-Battletoads

For when you can't afford Battletoads
-TMNT

 

[BackSet]

Are you ready for a fun filled adventure filled with angry short men with self-destructive tendancies and depression!
-Dwarf Fortress

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

One of the few games that holds the record of being harder than Dark Souls.
-Zelda II: the adventure of link

 

[BackSet]

Also harder than dark souls but it's a run and gun so it doesn't count
-Cuphead

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

EA: Hey, can I copy your homework?
Activision: Fine, but change it so it isn't obvious.
-Battlefield 1

 

[BackSet]

No this is not the 64th Mario Title you idiot!
-Mario 64

 

[Sir Swigglesworth]

"Russians, hackers, russian hackers, mexicans, mexican hackers, and toxic children and grown men acting like children."
CSGO

 

[BeyondTheStars]

"You died."
~Dark Souls

 

[Macintot]

Yell at everybody. - Skyrim

Wait, didn't I have a son or something? - Fallout 4

 

[Colelovesrp]

Eat people’s fingers - Rock, paper, scissors

 

[BackSet]

Yell at everybody. - Skyrim

Wait, didn't I have a son or something? - Fallout 4

You do have a son and you're not a good father- God of War IV

 

[Abendrot]

Kid's body changes and he shoots sticky white stuff all around the city
Spider-Man